Dontgonearthere
16-10-2005, 19:13
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www.zomgimadethisup.com
(Thursday, Oct. 13, 2005)
During a protest march in Miami this Friday, famed attention-whore Michael Moore suffered a sudden implosion caused by what is beleived to have been a hot dog.
The incident took place roughly around two PM in Miami when Moore was working on 'Breakfast', which was messy enough anyway. Apparently the street was already under great stress from the special trucks that had to be brought in.
At two fifteen according to survivors, Moore reported stomach problems and gas, which resulted in the Miami fire department being called in to move people out of Times Square, the bomb squad was also called in and waited several hundred yards away.
Three minutes later, Moore collapsed into a small black hole, resulting in the destruction of a significant portion of Miami and the deaths of a number of people. Ironically, several endagered species are reportedly now extinct. The black hole itself is deteriorating rapidly, however the state of Flordia is now a big hole in the Atlantic Ocean, and the Gulf of Mexico has been re-classified as the Central American Sea.
Cuban Authorities have reported numerous small tsunamies and several cases of sea life attempting to evacuate the ocean.
All remaining portions of Flordia have been evacuated and integrated into surrounding states.
In other news, Presidential Candidates rejoice as they only have 49 states to worry about now.
President Bush has reportedly put into consideration plans to annex Canada as the 50th state to avoid having to have a star removed from every US flag in the world, which would be a major pain.
www.zomgimadethisup.com
(Thursday, Oct. 13, 2005)
During a protest march in Miami this Friday, famed attention-whore Michael Moore suffered a sudden implosion caused by what is beleived to have been a hot dog.
The incident took place roughly around two PM in Miami when Moore was working on 'Breakfast', which was messy enough anyway. Apparently the street was already under great stress from the special trucks that had to be brought in.
At two fifteen according to survivors, Moore reported stomach problems and gas, which resulted in the Miami fire department being called in to move people out of Times Square, the bomb squad was also called in and waited several hundred yards away.
Three minutes later, Moore collapsed into a small black hole, resulting in the destruction of a significant portion of Miami and the deaths of a number of people. Ironically, several endagered species are reportedly now extinct. The black hole itself is deteriorating rapidly, however the state of Flordia is now a big hole in the Atlantic Ocean, and the Gulf of Mexico has been re-classified as the Central American Sea.
Cuban Authorities have reported numerous small tsunamies and several cases of sea life attempting to evacuate the ocean.
All remaining portions of Flordia have been evacuated and integrated into surrounding states.
In other news, Presidential Candidates rejoice as they only have 49 states to worry about now.
President Bush has reportedly put into consideration plans to annex Canada as the 50th state to avoid having to have a star removed from every US flag in the world, which would be a major pain.