NationStates Jolt Archive


Michael Moore implodes, Florida evacuated

Dontgonearthere
16-10-2005, 19:13
Source:
www.zomgimadethisup.com

(Thursday, Oct. 13, 2005)
During a protest march in Miami this Friday, famed attention-whore Michael Moore suffered a sudden implosion caused by what is beleived to have been a hot dog.
The incident took place roughly around two PM in Miami when Moore was working on 'Breakfast', which was messy enough anyway. Apparently the street was already under great stress from the special trucks that had to be brought in.
At two fifteen according to survivors, Moore reported stomach problems and gas, which resulted in the Miami fire department being called in to move people out of Times Square, the bomb squad was also called in and waited several hundred yards away.
Three minutes later, Moore collapsed into a small black hole, resulting in the destruction of a significant portion of Miami and the deaths of a number of people. Ironically, several endagered species are reportedly now extinct. The black hole itself is deteriorating rapidly, however the state of Flordia is now a big hole in the Atlantic Ocean, and the Gulf of Mexico has been re-classified as the Central American Sea.
Cuban Authorities have reported numerous small tsunamies and several cases of sea life attempting to evacuate the ocean.
All remaining portions of Flordia have been evacuated and integrated into surrounding states.
In other news, Presidential Candidates rejoice as they only have 49 states to worry about now.
President Bush has reportedly put into consideration plans to annex Canada as the 50th state to avoid having to have a star removed from every US flag in the world, which would be a major pain.
JuNii
16-10-2005, 19:22
Three minutes later, Moore collapsed into a small black hole,... well... That just plain sucks.
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 19:23
That's a lie, if he imploded, so would the world.
Gymoor II The Return
16-10-2005, 19:24
I wouldn't find this funny even if it was about Rush.

Insult comedy is best left to:

Drunks
Dog puppets
Old Jewish comedians
The Family Guy
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 19:25
I wouldn't find this funny even if it was about Rush.

Insult comedy is best left to:

Drunks
Dog puppets
Old Jewish comedians
The Family Guy
I'm a looney, do I qualify?
DHomme
16-10-2005, 19:27
A Michael Moore fat joke. How original
Zanato
16-10-2005, 19:47
A Michael Moore fat joke. How original

I agree, but literally. This was an excellent story. :)
Romanore
16-10-2005, 19:51
Imploding in on one's self is always humorous. I got a laugh or two. Thanks.
Linthiopia
16-10-2005, 20:23
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The man has attacked Dubyuh's regime on multiple occaisons, and the best you can come up with is a fat joke? For shame.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
16-10-2005, 20:25
Source:
www.zomgimadethisup.com
I don't believe this source, it is far too biased! I demand that you find an article about this on the BBC!
Remember Boys and Girls: if the BBC didn't cover it, it didn't happen.

So, yeah, amusing. Mainly just the idea of invading Canada so that we don't have to remove the 50th star.
Argesia
16-10-2005, 20:33
The country with most overweight people has a lot of fun at just this one - when you can't attack an intelligent, outspoken man in any other way. Oh wait, there are other ways: he's gay, he's a communist, he's anti-Christian.
Whatever he is, apparently he's smarter then you.
UpwardThrust
16-10-2005, 20:51
Dog puppets

Hehehehe I love the cigar
PaulJeekistan
16-10-2005, 20:55
Yeah lay off of MIkey's weight. We should insult him for being dishonest, Misrepresenting and inventing data, shamelessly grandstanding.........
Argesia
16-10-2005, 20:57
Yeah lay off of MIkey's weight. We should insult him for being dishonest, Misrepresenting and inventing data, shamelessly grandstanding.........
Now I... Ah, forget it. Believe whatever you want to down there in comfy Jesusland.
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 20:57
Yeah lay off of MIkey's weight. We should insult him for being dishonest, Misrepresenting and inventing data, shamelessly grandstanding.........
Remember what Mr. Magoo sayd, NEVER call someone fat...or else.
HC Eredivisie
16-10-2005, 21:14
Remember what Mr. Magoo sayd, NEVER call someone fat...or else.
You implode?
PaulJeekistan
16-10-2005, 21:18
Now I... Ah, forget it. Believe whatever you want to down there in comfy Jesusland.

Update: Pauljeekistan is an agnostic.
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 21:20
You implode?
No, you'll be killed in a painful and comical way.
HC Eredivisie
16-10-2005, 21:22
No, you'll be killed in a painful and comical way.
ahh, that's okay.:p
Argesia
16-10-2005, 21:29
Update: Pauljeekistan is an agnostic.
Is he? As much as he is a Libertarian?
PaulJeekistan
16-10-2005, 21:39
Is he? As much as he is a Libertarian?

Yep. Startling thing that huh?
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
16-10-2005, 21:45
Um, I live in Jacksonville, Florida. With the destrustion of the rest of my state, does this mean I now live in south Georgia? Because if that's the case, I'm moving. No way am I going to live in a bible-banging Jesus state.