You Be The Advice Columnist
Sierra BTHP
16-10-2005, 17:47
I, too, splorted my iced tea all over my keyboard after reading this. Seems a concerned parent wants some advice on how to handle their son, who is obviously into something obscure (at least as far as his parents are concerned). What advice would you give his parents?
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/mickav8r/cameltoads3yf_1_.jpg
Alinania
16-10-2005, 17:51
Ahaha! that just made my day...
gotta love people who equal everything they don't know to something inherently evil. :D
edit: unfortunately i didn't have any ice tea to splort ;)
:D Brilliant. Smoking toads? :p
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 17:53
Parents: Tell your son to pick out a good one. ;)
Lol,nice.i can only imagine what happened to the poor lad when his mother found out he wasnt licking camel toads
Teh_pantless_hero
16-10-2005, 17:57
If he wrote "camel toads," he is most certainly on drugs.
Neo Kervoskia
16-10-2005, 17:58
I could go for a camel toad right now, I'll fire up my pipe. (You get a better high by smoking them.)
PasturePastry
16-10-2005, 18:02
Dear Concerned And Uninformed Reader:
You will be happy to know your son is not on drugs. He's on hormones. It would appear that your son doing what all boys his age do, although most don't come out and tell their parents. If you want to break your son of scouting for "camel toads", I would sit down with him and have a long discussion about sexual relations. By the time you are done, he will not even want to think about sex because it will remind him of the conversation you shared together.
I'd tell them something about hallucinogenic drugs, sex, alcohol, and the Cult of Czardas (those things tend to come together). I'd tell them to lock him up in a room with no internet access, if they wish him to stop whatever he's doing... ;)
This post has been brought to you by the Department of Misleading Advice.
LOL
Yeah, he shouldn't be licking them cameltoes.
LOL
Yeah, he shouldn't be licking them cameltoes.
See now you went and took it too far.the line is a dot to you kanabia
[NS]Simonist
16-10-2005, 23:10
I could go for a camel toad right now, I'll fire up my pipe. (You get a better high by smoking them.)
I'll see your pipe and raise you a hookah.
Whaddya think....rose, apple, camel toad......sounds crisp and choice.
The Nazz
17-10-2005, 01:04
Dude, that was some funny shit.
Uber Awesome
17-10-2005, 01:12
Saw it when fark.com linked to it, but still funny.