NationStates Jolt Archive

Firstly, I wont copy the whole article with respect to copyright violations.

Secondly, be warned that the following links to what has been called the most hateful website on the Internet.

Thirdly, If I am breaking any rules, forgive my ignorance. (Or ban me as you should.)

Lastly: Guiltless Grill? (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=grill)

That was very funny! Makes me want a steak. :p

Maddox is such a wonderful role model. Might I suggest Tucker Max (http://www.tuckermax.com) as well. ;)

Firstly, I wont copy the whole article with respect to copyright violations.

Secondly, be warned that the following links to what has been called the most hateful website on the Internet.

Thirdly, If I am breaking any rules, forgive my ignorance. (Or ban me as you should.)

Lastly: Guiltless Grill? (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=grill)

Excellent, as expected. I'm not sure links to there are allowed, but I can't remember.

And you could quote the whole article as long as you gave the source. So could I, but I'm fucking lazy. She's quite good, too.

A very enjoyable article!

Very good article. Maddox is great, and this further proves his greatness.

meh. About the fourth time I've seen that page posted here. It gains little from repetition.

meh. About the fourth time I've seen that page posted here. It gains little from repetition.
How dare you meh at Maddox!
If jolt had a brig, I’d throw you in it for sure.

How dare you meh at Maddox!
If jolt had a brig, I’d throw you in it for sure.

Them what pander to the reactionary leanings of the complacent young male deserve to be mehhed at.

Maddox: My generation's version of Dave Barry.

Them what pander to the reactionary leanings of the complacent young male deserve to be mehhed at.

Clean up your grammar, old man.

Clean up your grammar, old man.

"Them what..." is perfectly acceptable and long established vernacular. The only thing questionable was ending the sentence with a preposition.

"Them what..." is perfectly acceptable and long established vernacular. The only thing questionable was ending the sentence with a preposition.

And which part do you think I was talking about?

And which part do you think I was talking about?

If ending a sentence with a preposition is good enough for Fowler, then it is good enough for me.

If ending a sentence with a preposition is good enough for Fowler, then it is good enough for me.

Fair enough then. At least what you wrote was intelligible; puts you one up on 2 out of every 3 people here.

Yeah, Maddox's the best, and I wholeheartedly agree with him on this one. "Ethic" vegetarians are dangerous nuts, there's no way around it. Also, meat is yummy. So I give five stars to that article.

Firstly, I wont copy the whole article with respect to copyright violations.

Secondly, be warned that the following links to what has been called the most hateful website on the Internet.

Thirdly, If I am breaking any rules, forgive my ignorance. (Or ban me as you should.)

Lastly: Guiltless Grill? (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=grill)

Just a side note, in regards to vegetarians; they actually fart more because of the consumption of more grains and vegetables; the net result is methane, which isn't a nice ecofriendly gas :D

Thats unless they bottle it, then power their car off it :P

Quoting Maddox is soooo 5 years ago.

That was surprisingly boring. It was like a witty 'angry young male' without the wit...:rolleyes:

I dont see the entertainment/amusement value, it just seemed like an angryish rant devoid of cleverness, ironic absurdity, and humour...is all his recent 'work' this boring? :confused:

What happened, last time I visited his site even the least amusing offerings managed induce out loud laughter, but I didnt even come close to so much as an amused snort...?! :confused:

Quoting Maddox is soooo 5 years ago.

Don't make me ruin your shit, monkeypimp:p

this made me lmao! :D