Thought Pages
These pages contain my random thoughts. Well, most of them, anyway. I've been at it for a couple years now, and I'm up to 39 pages. At first, these were just something to keep me preoccupied in class. Then I started gathering whatever might have been funny and letting friends look at them.
The Thought Pages are a jumbled mixture of words and pictures. Not all of them make sense. Strangely enough, many things which keep some people in stitches will baffle others.
Disclaimer (from page 14):
The opinions found on these pages whether they are in text form or in picture form do not necessarily represent the opinion of the author/artist, but may stem from his often vulgar and ill-brought-up subconscious. Therefore the author/artist will take no responsibility for offense taken by readers.Besides, I'm not going to put the pages that would be offensive online. ;)
Page 1 (http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5268/page0015sh.jpg)
Page 2 (http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/6990/page0028jh.jpg)
Page 3 (http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/8285/page0030su.jpg)
Page 4 (http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/1188/page0047hg.jpg)
Page 5 (http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3333/page0055wr.jpg)
Cabra West
16-10-2005, 00:44
Takes me right back... I used to have numbers of papers like this when I was still at school and university.
Yours are cool
Takes me right back... I used to have numbers of papers like this when I was still at school and university.
Yours are coolThanks! :)
I'll upload the others over a period of time. The first ones were slightly more chaotic than the later ones and I put more emphasis on the title in the later pages.
Next three Thought Pages:
Page 6 (http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9601/page006smudge2ch.jpg): Nothing out of the ordinary except that I smudged the name of a friend to protect their identity ;)
Page 7: Won't be made available. Too personal.
Page 8 (http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2740/page0083kr.jpg): First time I used the Gapfiller.
Page 9 (http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9318/page0099ge.jpg): I made this one while reading the Oddyssey. On a side note, the list of people I want to see dead is empty since I don't want to see anyone dead.
Page 10: Won't be made available. Too personal.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-10-2005, 18:18
No comments? :(
First, you aren't going to get far around here based on thought. This is the General Forum, we base everything we've got around knee-jerk reactions and regurgitating the latest offal from our prefered "news" outlets.
Second, most people are probably formally protesting the fact that we can't see page 10. Sure, I probably wouldn't have read it if it were available, but now that I can't read it I must protest! You can't limit the flow of information by censoring writers! Hide not behind the hideous apparatus of the police state!
Biotopia
17-10-2005, 18:28
General Elmo, that's funny
First, you aren't going to get far around here based on thought. This is the General Forum, we base everything we've got around knee-jerk reactions and regurgitating the latest offal from our prefered "news" outlets.
Second, most people are probably formally protesting the fact that we can't see page 10. Sure, I probably wouldn't have read it if it were available, but now that I can't read it I must protest! You can't limit the flow of information by censoring writers! Hide not behind the hideous apparatus of the police state!:)
Thanks.
Anyway, I'm not intending to open my pages on Violence and Love/Erotic Desire for the public, no matter how much you protest.:p
The Similized world
17-10-2005, 18:45
Ok, here's a comment for you then.
:)
Thanks.
Anyway, I'm not intending to open my pages on Violence and Love/Erotic Desire for the public, no matter how much you protest.:p
You dirty little wanker! Show us already!
Cabra West
17-10-2005, 19:27
Ok, here's a comment for you then.
You dirty little wanker! Show us already!
I'll second that... it's not fair to get us all curious about that just to deny it. You're just playing the diva here.
Show 'em!
The blessed Chris
17-10-2005, 19:50
Superb, wtf is up with the paper though?
Coolio,i should fish out my old Sinner G scribblings.quite the rip off of Super Beast.but it amused me briefy through 4th year.in fact i think i shall
watch this space.
Nevermind,cant find them.
Bored as i was,i decided to make this (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ioirzidccqw),to recompense you all,as you poor beings dont get to see my amusing scribblings
Wow! I used to do exactly this, only with entire notepads! Of course, my drawing was nothing like as good as yours and twice as explicit. The awkward bits came when teachers found them. This happened twice- the first time, the book was confiscated. Last I heard, it was popular reading in the staff room, where I presume it resides to this day. The other one I still have somewhere, but it got me called up in front of the Deputy head who thought I was some kind of psycho. Ah, good times. :)
Ok, here's a comment for you then.
You dirty little wanker! Show us already!
I'll second that... it's not fair to get us all curious about that just to deny it. You're just playing the diva here.
Show 'em!Sorry, but these are pages I don't even show to close Real Life friends. I only wanted to clarify in case anyone was wondering why there were no pages 7 and 10 (and a few others later on).
Pages 11 through 15:
Page 11 (http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9189/page0117rq.jpg): Noteworthy things are the little drawing of a derailed train of thought in the center and the announcement on an airplane at the bottom right. I just love the derailed train and the announcement was an actual dream I've had once...
Page 12 (http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/637/page012smudge4fl.jpg): The title is in form of a post card and is done in the form of a German address. I smudged my name and that of someone I quoted.
Page 13 (http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1908/page0133ln.jpg): I love the title font on this one.
Page 14 (http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1305/page014smudge1yj.jpg): This one contains the disclaimer I posted in my OP. Also, I used comic book characters to form the Brainstorm.
Page 15 (http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1117/page0152ci.jpg): This one contains my infamous NBC weather report...:D
Wow! I used to do exactly this, only with entire notepads! Of course, my drawing was nothing like as good as yours and twice as explicit. The awkward bits came when teachers found them. This happened twice- the first time, the book was confiscated. Last I heard, it was popular reading in the staff room, where I presume it resides to this day. The other one I still have somewhere, but it got me called up in front of the Deputy head who thought I was some kind of psycho. Ah, good times. :)Hehe. In anticipation of this, I've taken care to make pages specifically for explicit thoughts and to hide them from public view. :p
Zero Six Three
18-10-2005, 09:40
Was you thinking of me on page 13?:)
Was you thinking of me on page 13?:)I assume you mean the "Whoah! Zero!" part.
No. That's a quote from a mormon friend of mine from when he was looking at a Christian movie review site. Then he discovered how many points American Psycho got...:D
Zero Six Three
18-10-2005, 10:06
Do Christians not like horror?
Do Christians not like horror?No clue. I just happened to drop in when he was looking at it. I think the simple fact that it was violent made it inappropriate. Maybe if they made nonviolent horror movies they'd score better on that site...
Uber Awesome
18-10-2005, 16:08
http://artpad.art.com/?ioka0ekudt8
Page 16 (http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/1020/page0167gd.jpg): One of my more random pages... I'm particularly pleased with the storm.
Page 17 (http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/3344/page0171tj.jpg): It's missing a bit of the bottom, but not really much. And the square root of 289 is 17, in case you were wondering.
Page 18 (http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7185/page018smudge4gx.jpg): Smudged to protect my identity...:p
Page 19 (http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/6186/page0194ws.jpg): The guy on the couch is unhappy because the television announcer just read the lottery numbers, which are, as always, without "Gewähr" (guarantee) which sounds exactly like "Gewehr", meaning rifle.
Page 20 (http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5583/page0202tx.jpg): My first and only anniversary edition. It has a bonus flap (http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5841/page020x7dr.jpg) on the bottom.
In the vain hope that someone is still reading these:
Page 21 (http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/8763/page021smudge8og.jpg): Smudged the names of people in "______ Style". Doing things that way meant using a hammer...
Page 22: Not available.
Page 23 (http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9769/page023smudge2vu.jpg): Smudged. I made a neat artistic drawing of my name and drew myself doing what I would have liked to do for a few brief moments.
Page 24 (http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8673/page0247uv.jpg): Has the suicide's vocabulary list and a silent outburst I was prone to during Cub Week in summer camp. (And the answer on page 22 is 24).
Page 25: Not available.
Page 26 (http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/1781/page0267hr.jpg): Not much about this one, except that I drew neat pictures of a heart and a sun instead of a brain and a storm.
Page 27 (http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/920/page0273yg.jpg): There isn't much to say about this one except that I was depressive while I working on it.
Page 28 (http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/7853/page0289cj.jpg): I ran out of ink on this one and got a new cartridge. The short list of explosives is what some friends and I used during New Years a while back.
Page 29 (http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/6097/page0291wh.jpg): This one is actually four pages. I folded it in half twice and made each of the four rectangles a page of its own.
Page 30 (http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/6842/page0301jy.jpg): The idea for the title was pretty cool. It's done in the form of a ransom letter. Other than that, there are some depressive statements about life on this one.
Bamboo Ursupating My Blood
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