Neo Kervoskia
15-10-2005, 03:19
My friends and I are writing a musical.
Story:
Hitler, who speaks with a heavy lisp, decides to change his master plan at the last minute. Instead, he decides to attack America by taking over the press, more specifically the ad section of the newspaper. He intends to plant messages in the ads and spread his propaganda. Well, the other dictators get super-pissed because they were screwed over, so they try to defeat Hitler so that they can take over the world.
Here's a sample of a song:
We Won't Invade Poland
Hitler:
The reich will last a thousand years.
Officers:
Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil.
Hitler:
Our enemies will be wet with tears.
Officers:
Sieg, Heil, Sieg Heil.
Hitler:
The people will be loud with cheers.
Officers:
Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil.
Hitler:
No longer will we be left the scraps.
We will have the world, but perhaps
Our masterplan should not be so grand
Officers:
What do you mean?
Hitler:
We won't invade Poland!
We will not violate our pact with Russia
We will not expand past East Prussia
We will not take over Stalingrad
We will not make Josef Stalin mad
We will not do anything rashly
We will not, and this is lastly,
Become allies with that Il Duce
Officers:
Oh, mein Fuhrer, is there a reason?
Hitler:
Yes, but to question me is high treason!
....
Officers:
We will not invade Poland.
We will alterate our master plan.
We will do everything we can
To please you, mein Furher.
Story:
Hitler, who speaks with a heavy lisp, decides to change his master plan at the last minute. Instead, he decides to attack America by taking over the press, more specifically the ad section of the newspaper. He intends to plant messages in the ads and spread his propaganda. Well, the other dictators get super-pissed because they were screwed over, so they try to defeat Hitler so that they can take over the world.
Here's a sample of a song:
We Won't Invade Poland
Hitler:
The reich will last a thousand years.
Officers:
Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil.
Hitler:
Our enemies will be wet with tears.
Officers:
Sieg, Heil, Sieg Heil.
Hitler:
The people will be loud with cheers.
Officers:
Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil.
Hitler:
No longer will we be left the scraps.
We will have the world, but perhaps
Our masterplan should not be so grand
Officers:
What do you mean?
Hitler:
We won't invade Poland!
We will not violate our pact with Russia
We will not expand past East Prussia
We will not take over Stalingrad
We will not make Josef Stalin mad
We will not do anything rashly
We will not, and this is lastly,
Become allies with that Il Duce
Officers:
Oh, mein Fuhrer, is there a reason?
Hitler:
Yes, but to question me is high treason!
....
Officers:
We will not invade Poland.
We will alterate our master plan.
We will do everything we can
To please you, mein Furher.