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Oh, were I the leather pants type of girl and had I seen this beforehand, I might have tried my luck.....

Why! Why did you post this AFTER the auction! :mad:

Simonist']Oh, were I the leather pants type of girl and had I seen this beforehand, I might have tried my luck.....

Why! Why did you post this AFTER the auction! :mad:
Um ... perhaps because I didn't, DIDN'T see it until today! :p

Um ... perhaps because I didn't, DIDN'T see it until today! :p
Oh. Well, then, I forgive you, but only because you haven't done anything else terribly tragic to me as of late.

I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They’re for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

FASS! WHERE ARE YOU? :p

FASS! WHERE ARE YOU? :p
Why? Is Fass all of the above?

Simonist']Oh. Well, then, I forgive you, but only because you haven't done anything else terribly tragic to me as of late.
"... of late?" Hmmm. I don't recall being anything other than polite do you on the rare occasions when we post in the same thread. Care to elaborate?

FASS! WHERE ARE YOU? :p
ROFLMAO! Fass is busy posting in Moderation! :D

Simonist']Oh, were I the leather pants type of girl and had I seen this beforehand, I might have tried my luck.....

Why! Why did you post this AFTER the auction! :mad:
So that no one could outbid him.;)

Hahahahahaha

Too funny!

So, you were shopping for leather pants, huh?...

Simonist']Why? Is Fass all of the above?
One of, anyway... You pick which. :D

So that no one could outbid him.;)
LOL! Yeah, I can just see me in leather pants! NOT! ROFLMAO!

One of, anyway... You pick which. :D
Fass is Rod Stewart?!?!:eek:

Fass is Rod Stewart?!?!:eek:
You forgot the word "with"... :fluffle:

You forgot the word "with"... :fluffle:
I'll go ahead and meld three possibilities to fit my ideal image of Fass:
Fass cruises for transvestites Rod Stewart's expensive sports car with a member of Queen.

Sounds about right, yeah?

"... of late?" Hmmm. I don't recall being anything other than polite do you on the rare occasions when we post in the same thread. Care to elaborate?
Oh, nothing really, just keepin you on your toes ;)

LOL! Yeah, I can just see me in leather pants! NOT! ROFLMAO!
Oh come on, you know you would be the sexiest grandpa on the block with leather pants;)

Oh come on, you know you would be the sexiest grandpa on the block with leather pants;)
Ewwww. If ever again you incorporate "sexiest" and "grandpa" without a negative connotation, I'm taking your firstborn child.

Simonist']Ewwww. If ever again you incorporate "sexiest" and "grandpa" without a negative connotation, I'm taking your firstborn child.
So that my first grandchildren never get to meet their sexy grandpa?;)

So that my first grandchildren never get to meet their sexy grandpa?;)
You know, you just made "adoption" a hell of a lot cheaper for my boyfriend and I.....

Simonist']You know, you just made "adoption" a hell of a lot cheaper for my boyfriend and I.....
:D :fluffle:

*stops*

http://banterist.com/

This is the former pants owner's website. I especially love the interview with the creator of the "tiny house" tv ad. :D