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I have read about the dogging scene in the UK, I intially understood that this was a case of couples having sex in semi-public spaces like parked cars and such. A recent TV show on this topic seemed to indicate that woman indulged in sex with random men as part of their dogging. Any UK residents want to comment? Media hype or actual sexual activity?

I have read about the dogging scene in the UK, I intially understood that this was a case of couples having sex in semi-public spaces like parked cars and such. A recent TV show on this topic seemed to indicate that woman indulged in sex with random men as part of their dogging. Any UK residents want to comment? Media hype or actual sexual activity?
Actual but rare, as far as I know.

I have read about the dogging scene in the UK, I intially understood that this was a case of couples having sex in semi-public spaces like parked cars and such. A recent TV show on this topic seemed to indicate that woman indulged in sex with random men as part of their dogging. Any UK residents want to comment? Media hype or actual sexual activity?

Oh, I'm sure some do it. Not sure of the technicalities, but I think it involves having sex in a public place with other people watching. Having sex with randoms doesn't surprise me.

Apparently it happens, but it's almost all media hype - an ex footballer called stan collymore admitted dogging, then the tabloids exploded with glee, and covered the entire country in stories about dogging. You'd think they'd have something better to write about, wouldn't you:rolleyes:

EDIT: Oh, I am a Brit btw.

Apparently it happens, but it's almost all media hype - an ex footballer called stan collymore admitted dogging, then the tabloids exploded with glee, and covered the entire country in stories about dogging. You'd think they'd have something better to write about, wouldn't you:rolleyes:

EDIT: Oh, I am a Brit btw.

The people who work for the Sun have to make a living, too, you know.

The people who work for the Sun have to make a living, too, you know.

Unfortunately :(

The people who work for the Sun have to make a living, too, you know.
Eh, it's not like I have to read it, but even glancing at the headlines drives me up the wall. I suppose it keeps the money in circulation.

Apparently it happens, but it's almost all media hype - an ex footballer called stan collymore admitted dogging, then the tabloids exploded with glee, and covered the entire country in stories about dogging. You'd think they'd have something better to write about, wouldn't you:rolleyes:

EDIT: Oh, I am a Brit btw.

Meh...Collymore's a wankstain.

Meh...Collymore's a wankstain.
Slight double entendre there?;) Sure, but that doesn't mean he deserves the stick he got.

I have read about the dogging scene in the UK, I intially understood that this was a case of couples having sex in semi-public spaces like parked cars and such. A recent TV show on this topic seemed to indicate that woman indulged in sex with random men as part of their dogging. Any UK residents want to comment? Media hype or actual sexual activity?

What! I'm a random man and no women have tried to have sex with me in a public place. Shame really.:(

My favorite radio shock-jocks of all time got fired for having a contest where couples were encouraged to have sex, anal got extra points, in public places. The one couple who got them fired had anal sex in a cathedral on a holy day of obligation.

My favorite radio shock-jocks of all time got fired for having a contest where couples were encouraged to have sex, anal got extra points, in public places. The one couple who got them fired had anal sex in a cathedral on a holy day of obligation.

LOL!

What! I'm a random man and no women have tried to have sex with me in a public place. Shame really.:(
No you are not a random man, you are a Random Little Island. No one wants to have sex with a Random Little Island, that would make the next morning far too awkward.
If you are really desperate you could increase your randomness a bit, and maybe that will overwhelm them. Try riding around on a rusty tricycle whilst wearing a fussy mustache and singing the British National Anthem.

No you are not a random man, you are a Random Little Island. No one wants to have sex with a Random Little Island, that would make the next morning far too awkward.
If you are really desperate you could increase your randomness a bit, and maybe that will overwhelm them. Try riding around on a rusty tricycle whilst wearing a fussy mustache and singing the British National Anthem.
It doesn't work, no females are interested in me yet... :(

Although that might be because I wear the bucket full of human blood on my head, and have the squirrel hides dangling from the bars.

It doesn't work, no females are interested in me yet... :(

Although that might be because I wear the bucket full of human blood on my head, and have the squirrel hides dangling from the bars.

As soon as I took off the hockey mask and got rid of the chainsaw, my luck with women turned around...

It doesn't work, no females are interested in me yet... :(

Although that might be because I wear the bucket full of human blood on my head, and have the squirrel hides dangling from the bars.
You should try it at night while drinking the blood, Goth Chicks love that sort of stuff. They also love cutting, black skirts, and graveyards, and that is as good as you can get with a live girl.
Now join me at a morgue some night and I can show quite a lot of etceteras that are most certainly off topic.

I have never seen any doggers but I would like too :( (and maybe be a dogger too;) )

I saw a thing about it on the "Toughest sea side resorts in Britain", which seemed to imply that doggers had sex in public and encouraged others to watch, who *sometimes* joined in or had a bit of a feel.

So, yeah - it goes on, but most people will never ever encounter it.

As soon as I took off the hockey mask and got rid of the chainsaw, my luck with women turned around...
Ok. Thanks. That's good to remember.

You should try it at night while drinking the blood, Goth Chicks love that sort of stuff. They also love cutting, black skirts, and graveyards, and that is as good as you can get with a live girl.
Now join me at a morgue some night and I can show quite a lot of etceteras that are most certainly off topic.
Ah. Most people seem to look at me like I'm crazy when I wear my sword-impaled bucket helmet and clip the knives to the long dark cloak. Of course, what led to the clinical recommendations were the chains I drag along with me wherever I go and the white stripe I had painted on my torso and face. :p

Ah. Most people seem to look at me like I'm crazy when I wear my sword-impaled bucket helmet and clip the knives to the long dark cloak. Of course, what led to the clinical recommendations were the chains I drag along with me wherever I go and the white stripe I had painted on my torso and face. :p
You'll have to lose the chains for the night, they might alert the security (and killing really has no place in a morgue or funeral parlor).
Still, I suggest that you lean more towards stealth crazy then the obvious. People kept trying to institutionalize me when I wandered around dressed in blood drenched clothes and reciting the "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner."
Now that I simply kill hookers, stick hat-pins in people, and get lascivious around funeral homes no one seems to notice or mind at all.

Ok. Thanks. That's good to remember.

Don't forget to call the same woman you haven't met in person yet ten times every 30 minutes and ask her if she loves you.

You'll have to lose the chains for the night, they might alert the security (and killing really has no place in a morgue or funeral parlor).
Still, I suggest that you lean more towards stealth crazy then the obvious. People kept trying to institutionalize me when I wandered around dressed in blood drenched clothes and reciting the "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner."
Now that I simply kill hookers, stick hat-pins in people, and get lascivious around funeral homes no one seems to notice or mind at all.
That sounds like good advice, I'll work on it.

Don't forget to call the same woman you haven't met in person yet ten times every 30 minutes and ask her if she loves you.
Someone once told me that it was impossible to truly know what was inside a woman's heart. I slit her open, removed the organ and performed an exhausting search of its contents. This and further experiments have lead me to believe that what is in a woman's heart is a bunch of red pulpy stuff.

And Now You Know

Don't forget to call the same woman you haven't met in person yet ten times every 30 minutes and ask her if she loves you.
I'll try not to, but my telephone no longer seems to work after I killed that door-to-door salesman with it....

We should watch out - Muravyets is going to say, "OMFG! They are all crazy!"

We should watch out - Muravyets is going to say, "OMFG! They are all crazy!"
Is anyone particularly surprised? :rolleyes:

We should watch out - Muravyets is going to say, "OMFG! They are all crazy!"
Mr Sock Puppet wants to know who this Muravyets is.
What's that Mr Sock Puppet, you don't like Muravyets? Well why not?
I know, I don't want to go back to the sad place either, but what can we do?
But Mr Sock Puppet, that is the sort of thing that made us go to the sad place originally.
Of course, we do it at night this time.
With no witnesses.
How very silly of me not to think of that earlier, Mr Sock Puppet. How very silly indeed.

The people who work for the Sun have to make a living, too, you know.

And so does poor Mr. Murdoch.

However, he does control two of the most evilo organisations on the planet. Fox and The Sun.

We should watch out - Muravyets is going to say, "OMFG! They are all crazy!"

Not crazy, a little twisted and sick, maybe! ;)

And so does poor Mr. Murdoch.

However, he does control two of the most evilo organisations on the planet. Fox and The Sun.

Here's a question.

I constantly hear, "oh, why does he publish those things!"

It's because people buy them. People buy the Sun. Fox News Channel has the highest ratings of any cable news network in the US. Why? Because people like it. Why do Germans read Bild?

Murdoch isn't doing anything evil. He's merely doing what people want.

If you want to change the world, you're going to have to convince a very large number of people to stop buying these things. Good luck!

I like Page Three!:D