I love Jack Chick...
Kecibukia
12-10-2005, 21:27
How caring he really is...
Seven Simple Steps for Witnessing to Cultists
7. Remember: They are going to hell already The worst that can happen is they are still going there. But the best is they might get saved!
http://www.chick.com/bc/2005/steps.asp
And who does he include in "Cultists"?
Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Catholics.
http://www.chick.com/default.asp
Teh_pantless_hero
12-10-2005, 21:30
The only person possibly further out of his mind than Jack Chick is Jack Thompson.
Skaladora
12-10-2005, 21:31
How caring he really is...
Seven Simple Steps for Witnessing to Cultists
7. Remember: They are going to hell already The worst that can happen is they are still going there. But the best is they might get saved!
http://www.chick.com/bc/2005/steps.asp
And who does he include in "Cultists"?
Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Catholics.
http://www.chick.com/default.asp
Isn't he dead yet?
Seems to me if God DID exist, he would've smitten that whacko with a bolt of divine thunder long ago. Jack Chick is one of the guys who give God bad publicity.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
12-10-2005, 21:33
Catholicism is not a cultist religion, it is the oldest existing christian religion, so :p at Jack Chick.
Kecibukia
12-10-2005, 21:33
The only person possibly further out of his mind than Jack Chick is Jack Thompson.
I don't know, Chicks' buddy William Schnoebelen is a certified nut as well. The guys been a High Level Mason, vampire, wiccan high priest and any number of other things that all convienently are in line w/ Chick's nonsense.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-10-2005, 21:34
The only person possibly further out of his mind than Jack Chick is Jack Thompson.
Maybe it has something to do with the name "Jack"? Perhaps that vile rhyme (Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife was annoying, so he smashed in her face with an axe) has demented them from childhood?
However, I can't complain too much about Rule 7. I mean, if you have accepted that there is a God, and unbelievers go to Hell, then Rule 7 is just natural extension. After all, these people are trying to save your soul for no real benefit on their part, so you have to admit that they are being rather nice in sharing. Annoying, but nice.
Uber Awesome
12-10-2005, 21:38
http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick
Kecibukia
12-10-2005, 21:38
Maybe it has something to do with the name "Jack"? Perhaps that vile rhyme (Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife was annoying, so he smashed in her face with an axe) has demented them from childhood?
However, I can't complain too much about Rule 7. I mean, if you have accepted that there is a God, and unbelievers go to Hell, then Rule 7 is just natural extension. After all, these people are trying to save your soul for no real benefit on their part, so you have to admit that they are being rather nice in sharing. Annoying, but nice.
But he specifically included Catholics in his list of "Cults". That's over 50% of the world Xtian population.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-10-2005, 21:59
But he specifically included Catholics in his list of "Cults". That's over 50% of the world Xtian population.
So he is one of those people who dislike the whole worshipping Mary thing, I suppose? Whatever, I really don't pay that much attention to the man, just occassionally giggle at his comics when they happen to appear in the bathroom.
Why do they always appear in bathrooms?
Itinerate Tree Dweller
12-10-2005, 22:02
So he is one of those people who dislike the whole worshipping Mary thing, I suppose? Whatever, I really don't pay that much attention to the man, just occassionally giggle at his comics when they happen to appear in the bathroom.
Why do they always appear in bathrooms?
We DO NOT worship Mary, we deeply respect and admire her.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-10-2005, 22:14
We DO NOT worship Mary, we deeply respect and admire her.
Oh you crazy cultists and your not conforming to readily available stereotypes! When will you ever learn?
Next thing, I'll bet you're going to tell me that you aren't a pedophile and haven't engaged in any crusades to wipe out nonbelievers!
Itinerate Tree Dweller
12-10-2005, 22:24
Oh you crazy cultists and your not conforming to readily available stereotypes! When will you ever learn?
Next thing, I'll bet you're going to tell me that you aren't a pedophile and haven't engaged in any crusades to wipe out nonbelievers!
Pedophiles are sick individuals.
I have yet to perform any crusades designed to wipe people out, although the feasibility of such a war has not escaped my mind. Thats right, Canada, I'm looking your way. :D