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What is hiding on your microchip?

Syniks
12-10-2005, 20:15
http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9584_22-5893374.html

More than 10 years ago, Michael Davidson went looking to capture the beauty of microchip circuitry in photographs. In among the transistors and wire traces, he found something unexpected: Waldo.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/waldo.jpg
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/waldo.html

"When I first saw him, he was upside-down, and I didn't recognize his face," the Florida-based cell biology researcher said.

Davidson suspected at first that the tiny design he saw was circular patterns added to the chip to thwart attempts by reverse-engineers to deduce its inner workings. But a second inspection showed it to be the characteristically hard-to-find character from the children's book series. "I realized, 'This is a doodle of some kind.' Then I started looking over the whole chip. I discovered Daffy Duck and other things on that chip," Davidson said.

That was just the start of a catalog that now holds more than 100 images of extremely small automobiles, dinosaurs, birds of prey, cartoon characters and even a wedding announcement silhouette--all tucked away among microchip circuits. Davidson calls the collection the Silicon Zoo. (http://microscopy.fsu.edu/creatures/index.html)

Coolness abounds... :cool:
Syniks
12-10-2005, 20:20
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/smurf.jpg

http://microscopy.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/smurf.html
ProMonkians
12-10-2005, 20:26
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/smurf.jpg

http://microscopy.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/smurf.html

And guess what the (C) stands for? Could it be chemical weapon!? The plot thickens..
Syniks
12-10-2005, 20:26
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/roach.jpg

http://microscopy.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/roach.html
Syniks
12-10-2005, 20:27
And guess what the (C) stands for? Could it be chemical weapon!? The plot thinkens..
Well, they're blue... he's wearing a white suit.... a RAD suit? Colbalt Blue?


OMG THE SMURFS WERE GOING TO BUILD COBALT BOMBS! :eek:
Uber Awesome
12-10-2005, 20:28
Microsalt
Pure Metal
12-10-2005, 20:39
lol awesome :p


but this one looks so fake...

http://microscopy.fsu.edu/creatures/images/dealer.jpg
Eutrusca
12-10-2005, 20:40
"What is hiding on your microchip?"

Um ... your momma? :D
Pure Metal
12-10-2005, 20:43
"What is hiding on your microchip?"

porn!! :D
Jordaxia
12-10-2005, 20:47
porn!! :D
That's a stock answer. I bet it really isn't, you just say it to be cool.



:D


What is hiding on your microchip?

porn!
Pure Metal
12-10-2005, 21:11
That's a stock answer. I bet it really isn't, you just say it to be cool.

oh yeah? i bet i got more porn than you! ;)

:D
Syniks
12-10-2005, 21:44
oh yeah? i bet i got more porn than you! ;) :D

Yeah, and with pron you don't have to deal with fine-print disclaimers...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/disclaimer.jpg

http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/disclaimer.html

Most people are used to seeing warranty disclaimers on everything from refrigerators to software, but this is the first one we have encountered on a silicon chip. Our hieroglyphics experts have not yet deciphered the entire body of text, but the phrases "No purchase necessary", "Keep away from fire", and "not for resale" are clearly visible in the magnified portion shown as an inset within the photomicrograph. The pad containing this warranty is 450 microns tall by 1850 microns wide and sports 25 lines of text, with each character being between six and eight microns high. This disclaimer--probably the smallest ever written--was found on a Hewlett-Packard "Aspen" (Acquisition Signal Processing ENgine) chip used in digital oscilloscopes in the late 1980s and early 1990s.

Now we know how WinTel gets away with perpetual crashing... the fine print on the CPUs say "For display only. Not for use in actual computer equipment." :p
Syniks
12-10-2005, 21:55
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/930siliconzoo9_490x290.jpg

http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/russians.html

Text is Cyrillic using Russian words for the phrase:

"VAX - when you care enough to steal the very best"
Eutrusca
12-10-2005, 23:19
oh yeah? i bet i got more porn than you! ;)

:D
Oh yeah??? I bet I GET more than YOU! :D :D :D
Tactical Grace
12-10-2005, 23:33
Text is Cyrillic using Russian words for the phrase:

"VAX - when you care enough to steal the very best"
The grammar is appalling, and there is a spelling error. Nubs. :rolleyes:
Superpower07
12-10-2005, 23:57
*circumvents 3-day ban on other username*
Reminds me of how IBM used nanotech to spell out it's name in Xenon (I think) atoms.
Adjacent to Belarus
13-10-2005, 00:01
The grammar is appalling, and there is a spelling error. Nubs. :rolleyes:

Yeah... it looks like for each word they looked them up individually in a dictionary and used the first entry. :rolleyes: