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I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!

Syniks
12-10-2005, 19:09
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/19930211.jpg
That's the smell of... Victory! :D
Potaria
12-10-2005, 19:13
It's disturbingly funny... They showed this yesterday on Game Informer's forums.
Drunk commies deleted
12-10-2005, 19:15
How can you shoot smurfett and baby smurf?

Easy, you just don't lead them as much.

Or are we just doing apocalypse now quotes?
Syniks
12-10-2005, 19:20
How can you shoot smurfett and baby smurf?

Easy, you just don't lead them as much.

Or are we just doing apocalypse now quotes?
I was advocating the carpet bombing of Smurfland the day after they infected the US Airwaves. It's only taken 20 years, but the UN finally did it - and I'm glad. GLAD! Do you hear me? GLAD GLAD GLAD! :p

Now if only Mossad would take out Barney, and GRU the Telletubbies, all would be well with the world!
Verghastinsel
12-10-2005, 19:30
I was advocating the carpet bombing of Smurfland the day after they infected the US Airwaves. It's only taken 20 years, but the UN finally did it - and I'm glad. GLAD! Do you hear me? GLAD GLAD GLAD! :p

Now if only Mossad would take out Barney, and GRU the Telletubbies, all would be well with the world!

Mossad probably wouldn't attack the teletubbies, but they just might get caught in the blast when the missile hits.
Syniks
12-10-2005, 19:48
Mossad probably wouldn't attack the teletubbies, but they just might get caught in the blast when the missile hits.
Misunderstanding:

Mossad X Barney
Glavnoye Razvedovatel'noye Upravlenie (GRU) X Telletubbies

Spread the Joy amongst the intel orgs.
Eutrusca
12-10-2005, 19:55
That's the smell of... Victory! :D
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

God, I HATE that fucking movie! :mad:

And that lying photo, which is a none-too-subtle dig at the US, is no better! :mad: :headbang:
Bersabia
12-10-2005, 19:58
as long as brainy smurf is dead im happy lol
Potaria
12-10-2005, 20:00
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

God, I HATE that fucking movie! :mad:

And that lying photo, which is a none-too-subtle dig at the US, is no better! :mad: :headbang:

Oh, lighten up, Eut...

...And it is true, no matter how much you deny it.
Syniks
12-10-2005, 20:03
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
God, I HATE that fucking movie! :mad:
Yeah, but you gotta admit, seeing Hueys playing Wagner over loudspeakers makes up for a lot...
And that lying photo, which is a none-too-subtle dig at the US, is no better! :mad: :headbang:My only regret is that it IS a lie. :(
Actually, I think that if the US were responsible for bombing Smurf Village, 90+% of the parents and teens on the planet would cheer.
Potaria
12-10-2005, 20:04
Actually, I think that if the US were responsible for bombing Smurf Village, 90+% of the parents and teens on the planet would cheer.

I'd throw a fucking party, man. Free glowsticks for all!
Andaluciae
12-10-2005, 20:04
Ah, my heart is filled with gladness. The smurfs are dying.
Potaria
12-10-2005, 20:05
Ah, my heart is filled with gladness. The smurfs are dying.

*hands you a glowstick*
ProMonkians
12-10-2005, 20:08
We have clear evidence that the Smurf's had the capability of launching an attack within 40 minutes. It is all too apparent now that the Smurf's village is a front for a terrorist training camp - I mean come on! There's only one woman in the whole village AND the elder has a beard! A frickin beard for god's sake.
Bersabia
12-10-2005, 20:18
We have clear evidence that the Smurf's had the capability of launching an attack within 40 minutes. It is all too apparent now that the Smurf's village is a front for a terrorist training camp - I mean come on! There's only one woman in the whole village AND the elder has a beard! A frickin beard for god's sake.

ROFLMAO
Skinny87
12-10-2005, 20:19
Sweet. When do the Americans go in and install a puppet government and begin 'Camp Smurf'?
Eutrusca
12-10-2005, 20:28
That's the smell of... Victory! :D
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

God, I HATE that fucking movie! :mad:

And that lying photo, which is a none-too-subtle dig at the US, is no better! :mad: :headbang:
Bersabia
12-10-2005, 20:30
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

God, I HATE that fucking movie! :mad:

And that lying photo, which is a none-too-subtle dig at the US, is no better! :mad: :headbang:

am i the only one seeing double?
The Lightning Star
12-10-2005, 20:32
This is just the beginning!

But shush...we must be careful until they are on the trains to the camps...
Eutrusca
12-10-2005, 20:34
am i the only one seeing double?
Yes. It's just you. Schedule an emergency visit to your local opthamologist. :p
Syniks
12-10-2005, 20:38
We have clear evidence that the Smurf's had the capability of launching an attack within 40 minutes. It is all too apparent now that the Smurf's village is a front for a terrorist training camp - I mean come on! There's only one woman in the whole village AND the elder has a beard! A frickin beard for god's sake.
One escaped:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/smurf.jpg

We now have proof they were making Cobalt bombs. Blue skin, white rad suit... and pictures of them at work!
Bersabia
12-10-2005, 20:38
hmm...well as long as brainy smurf is dead
pass me a glow stick
Potaria
12-10-2005, 20:49
hmm...well as long as brainy smurf is dead
pass me a glow stick

*passes*

There it goes... TOUCHDOWN!!!