NationStates Jolt Archive

come on in all and don't be sick on the floor, this tread is for all people who love alcohol to share all your interesting drinking stories, here is one to get you started:

i once set my face on fire.

join in the fun, you get extra points if your drunk when you post.

jog on!

ps, hangover cures are also welcomed.

Hmm.

OK, years ago...when I was about 16...I locked a friend in a cupboard while drunk and forgot about him.

When we were looking for him in the morning, he was fast asleep in there. Apparently he didn't even remember me putting him in :D

Oh, and the best hangover cure is a glass of water before bed.

OK, years ago...when I was about 16...I locked a friend in a cupboard while drunk and forgot about him.

When we were looking for him in the morning, he was fast asleep in there. Apparently he didn't even remember me putting him in :D
hehehe... reminds me of one of my own from this summer


we were drunk, stoned and high on E (was a good night :P ) and one of the dudes there was a smoking/drinking newbie. about 2am he got up, wobbly legged, and announced that he had to go home, which was fine as he only lived about 10 doors down. before he left we saw him walk past the back of the sofa towards the toilet, and then we all forgot about him. about an hour later we noticed his bag and jacket were still there and we hadn't seen him leave, so we sent out a search party into the surrounding fields to look for him. i stayed behind and packed another bowl and when i was finished got up to go to the bog, and would have got there had it not been for tripping up over this poor bloke passed out on the floor behind the sofa :p
... at which point he woke up and i told the others to come back in after they'd be out searching for like 20 minutes - they would have been annoyed, i'm sure :p

then he went home straight away. when he came back for his bag and stuff the next morning we were still there, stoned and drunk as fuck but still awake thanks to miracle pills :D

Hmm.

OK, years ago...when I was about 16...I locked a friend in a cupboard while drunk and forgot about him.

When we were looking for him in the morning, he was fast asleep in there. Apparently he didn't even remember me putting him in :D

Oh, and the best hangover cure is a glass of water before bed.
I usually take a pinch of salt with the water too. It helps replace the electrolytes you've pissed out. Don't dissolve the salt in the water, just eat the salt and wash it down with the water. That way you get it over with quick and don't have to drink a glass of saltwater.

I usually take a pinch of salt with the water too. It helps replace the electrolytes you've pissed out. Don't dissolve the salt in the water, just eat the salt and wash it down with the water. That way you get it over with quick and don't have to drink a glass of saltwater.
good advice

these (http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204700/204700/Products/3288469.jpg) also are lifesavers (work for me at least, with a big glass of water the morning after)

I usually take a pinch of salt with the water too. It helps replace the electrolytes you've pissed out. Don't dissolve the salt in the water, just eat the salt and wash it down with the water. That way you get it over with quick and don't have to drink a glass of saltwater.

Hmm, i'll try that, but I find that the water fixes it all up good.

The only problem is that it doesn't get rid of that "still drunk" dizzy feeling if you've really had a lot.

Apparently, ginger beer is a good hangover remedy.

Of course, you could always use my current method - just start drinking while you're still drunk from the night before. That way, the hangover never kicks in.

¬_¬

I once got drunk & woke up to find out that I was dead.:eek:

Okay did you honestly expect me to be funny on 3.6 minutes of sleep in the last 3 days.:p

Of course, you could always use my current method - just start drinking while you're still drunk from the night before. That way, the hangover never kicks in.

¬_¬

That does actually work...cracking open another beer first thing in the morning...hahahaha. Done it a few times.

You know what I crave on the morning after? Iced coffee. Yummmm

I bit a dog once when I was drunk.

(hey, my first night at college, gimmie a break!)

in all honesty a nice joint cures a hangover pretty damn well - especially as there's nothing like your first one of the day just after you wake up :)

also a great cure for aches & pains at festivals and the like (from sleeping on the ground, moshing etc) - waaaay better than any pissy paracetamol, and booze takes too long to kick in

in all honesty a nice joint cures a hangover pretty damn well - especially as there's nothing like your first one of the day just after you wake up :)

also a great cure for aches & pains at festivals and the like (from sleeping on the ground, moshing etc) - waaaay better than any pissy paracetamol, and booze takes too long to kick in

Is there any other way to consume pot without smoking it? I'm not big on smoking things.

in all honesty a nice joint cures a hangover pretty damn well - especially as there's nothing like your first one of the day just after you wake up :)

also a great cure for aches & pains at festivals and the like (from sleeping on the ground, moshing etc) - waaaay better than any pissy paracetamol, and booze takes too long to kick in

Ehh...when hungover, I usually don't feel like smoking...(that and there's usually none left) ;)

Is there any other way to consume pot without smoking it? I'm not big on smoking things.

Never heard of hash cookies?

You could just eat a bud, I suppose, if you can't be bothered making some food with it in there, but you'll be pretty fucked up.

When in Germany, finding out that they have no idea how to make a martini.

When I asked for one, I got a glass of sweet vermouth.

I had to educate more than one bartender.

Never heard of hash cookies?

You could just eat a bud, I suppose, if you can't be bothered making some food with it in there, but you'll be pretty fucked up.

Of Course I've heard of Hash baked goods!

Could you mix it with some soup, or something?

Is there any other way to consume pot without smoking it? I'm not big on smoking things.
You can eat it. It just takes more pot to get you high that way. Since pot is tough and fibrous you should grind it up and mix it with something, like brownie batter for example.

Please note that I'm not endorsing breaking the law. Only use marijuana if it's legal where you are. Otherwise drugs are bad, mkay?

Of Course I've heard of Hash baked goods!

Could you mix it with some soup, or something?

Don't see why not. I've never tried eating it in any form though. Well, I had a taste once, but never in any proper food.

as you can prob tell from my other posts, I'm pissed and on NS again.


this seems like the perfect thread.



Someone buy me a drink dammit

as you can prob tell from my other posts, I'm pissed and on NS again.


this seems like the perfect thread.



Someone buy me a drink dammit
*orders a cement mixer for Monkeypimp*

How's that shot taste?

as you can prob tell from my other posts, I'm pissed and on NS again.


this seems like the perfect thread.



Someone buy me a drink dammit

*discreetly puts fake boobs on*

If you really like me, you'll buy me a drink.

*bats eyelashes*

Cement Mixer
· 1 Shot Baileys
· Top with Lime Juice

Pour the lime juice (don't let sit)
QUICKLY have the lucky participant swish the shot in his/her mouth.
It instantly starts to curdle.

It's usually bought for a free loader.


Submitted by: TJ

Cement Mixer
· 1 Shot Baileys
· Top with Lime Juice

Pour the lime juice (don't let sit)
QUICKLY have the lucky participant swish the shot in his/her mouth.
It instantly starts to curdle.

It's usually bought for a free loader.


Submitted by: TJ

Yuck.

hey... what?

The closest I ever came to getting into a bar fight was a time when I was playing air guitar at the karaoke bar I frequent. Some guy who's much bigger than I am came up behind me and lifted my shirt up and I cocked my fist and was about ready to start pummeling him. The woman who was singing physically got in his way while still singing the song. Typical Sarzonia. Always going after the much bigger guy.

The next night, the guy came up to me and apologised (I happen to know the guy) even though he didn't remember the incident. I think he remembered that he pissed me off though. Anyway, his apology resolved the whole thing as far as I was concerned.

Besides that, the *next* closest was when I was already sobering up and a guy sitting at my table was giving one of my friends a hard time and I bluntly told him to leave her alone. The other folks at the table seemed to think I was going to start brawling although I just wanted him to back down since we all knew each other.

The closest I ever came to getting into a bar fight was a time when I was playing air guitar at the karaoke bar I frequent. Some guy who's much bigger than I am came up behind me and lifted my shirt up and I cocked my fist and was about ready to start pummeling him. The woman who was singing physically got in his way while still singing the song. Typical Sarzonia. Always going after the much bigger guy.

The next night, the guy came up to me and apologised (I happen to know the guy) even though he didn't remember the incident. I think he remembered that he pissed me off though. Anyway, his apology resolved the whole thing as far as I was concerned.

Besides that, the *next* closest was when I was already sobering up and a guy sitting at my table was giving one of my friends a hard time and I bluntly told him to leave her alone. The other folks at the table seemed to think I was going to start brawling although I just wanted him to back down since we all knew each other.

I had a guy try and pick a fight with me a while back while sitting there drinking with friends. The bouncer grabbed me and threw me outside.

Then the guy hit one of my friends while I was out thinking "what the fuck" while lying on the pavement.

I asked one of the other bouncers why i'd been thrown out and he said "Oh you just had a bit too much to drink mate" "I only got here barely 10 minutes ago. I hadn't even finished my first beer when some guy tried to start a fight with me." *the bouncer that threw me out walks up* "HAVE YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM?!? RIGHT? YOU LEAVE NOW OR I FUCKING GIVE YOU ONE!"

Then my friends get thrown out. This is all after paying an $8 entry fee not 15 minutes ago. And we went to the bottleshop and had a night in at my place.

I haven't gone back to that club since.

The closest I ever came to getting into a bar fight was a time when I was playing air guitar at the karaoke bar I frequent. Some guy who's much bigger than I am came up behind me and lifted my shirt up and I cocked my fist and was about ready to start pummeling him. The woman who was singing physically got in his way while still singing the song. Typical Sarzonia. Always going after the much bigger guy.

The next night, the guy came up to me and apologised (I happen to know the guy) even though he didn't remember the incident. I think he remembered that he pissed me off though. Anyway, his apology resolved the whole thing as far as I was concerned.

Besides that, the *next* closest was when I was already sobering up and a guy sitting at my table was giving one of my friends a hard time and I bluntly told him to leave her alone. The other folks at the table seemed to think I was going to start brawling although I just wanted him to back down since we all knew each other.

I've been in a couple of bar fights. Once I even managed to snatch the poor sonofabitch's gold chain while we were going at it. When the cops showed up I acted sober and respectfull, he was screaming and yelling. He got arrested and I got to go home. It started because the a-hole was picking a fight with a friend of mine who's not a brawler.

I haven't been into a bar fight but earlier tonight i wasn't let in to Gogo because my 'shoes were too casual' luckily gogo sucks ass.


It was my m8 who was the bouncer too :(

I haven't been into a bar fight but earlier tonight i wasn't let in to Gogo because my 'shoes were too casual' luckily gogo sucks ass.


It was my m8 who was the bouncer too :(

Ugh, I hate that. Luckily I know some good scummy bars :cool:

Ugh, I hate that. Luckily I know some good scummy bars :cool:
Luckily, I live in one of the most student-dense city centres in England. Hence all the bars are scummy!

*wins*

If I really want to drink, I don't go to a bar.

Get a bottle of bourbon and go sit in a park somewhere.

Not one of those city parks - I mean one of those places way outside the suburbs that officially closes at dark.

Luckily, I live in one of the most student-dense city centres in England. Hence all the bars are scummy!

*wins*


well wednesday is supposed to be fuckin student night (hence me getting hammered on cheap drinks at the big kumara) but they still 'didn't like my shoes'


my shoes rule, fuck them.

If I really want to drink, I don't go to a bar.

Get a bottle of bourbon and go sit in a park somewhere.

Not one of those city parks - I mean one of those places way outside the suburbs that officially closes at dark.
My buddies and I used to sometimes take some beers, some weed, and sometimes shrooms or acid to a park after dark. Sit in the woods, and get wasted. It was a fairly large park with some woods and a "lake" more like a big pond. The police used to sometimes patrol through it. Running from them made the evening a little more exciting.

My buddies and I used to sometimes take some beers, some weed, and sometimes shrooms or acid to a park after dark. Sit in the woods, and get wasted. It was a fairly large park with some woods and a "lake" more like a big pond. The police used to sometimes patrol through it. Running from them made the evening a little more exciting.

Once you're my age, the police don't bother you. A friendly wave and that's it.

When I was younger, I remember the running. Hard to run from a helicopter with a searchlight.

Luckily, I live in one of the most student-dense city centres in England. Hence all the bars are scummy!

*wins*

There's this one tiny place that I love that's in like a concrete jungle...it's off some dingy alleyway, almost impossible to find on your own..there's an abandoned building just behind it (it's all connected, the only way you can get into the building is through the bar)...They have the best music, too.

Once you're my age, the police don't bother you. A friendly wave and that's it.

When I was younger, I remember the running. Hard to run from a helicopter with a searchlight.
Well, luckily the Hamilton twp. PD never got around to buying a helicopter.

You could just eat a bud, I suppose, if you can't be bothered making some food with it in there, but you'll be pretty fucked up.
a friend of mine at school ate an 8th of solid in one go, on its own one time. he turned yellow :P

Of Course I've heard of Hash baked goods!

Could you mix it with some soup, or something?
yeah its grated up and cooked in spaghetti bolognese.

best if you cook it with the bolognese sauce otherwise the flavour might be a bit strong, in which case you'll want to cook it in a pan with some butter first - its fat soluble (i think thats why), so when you add that to the cooking bolognese the THC won't evaporate or react in some crazy way that decreases potency


but this is all waaaay too much work for your average hungover punter the morning after some festival :p



damn i gotta stop talking about green - this is supposed to be a thread about booze damnit! :headbang:

ok... booze.... we had a whole bunch of vodka one time and nothing to mix it with. not fancying it straight we decided to mix it with milkshake mix. NEVER EVER DO THIS. ever. i mean it:headbang:

I've never drunk alcoholic beverages.


















































...Probably because I'm far too busy on...certain drugs instead. :p

come on in all and don't be sick on the floor, this tread is for all people who love alcohol to share all your interesting drinking stories, here is one to get you started:

i once set my face on fire.

join in the fun, you get extra points if your drunk when you post.

jog on!

ps, hangover cures are also welcomed.
BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HeHE!!!!!!
-The Willow Brownies

Okay, so I've never had alchohol and have no fun stories, but did want to drop that little bit.

looks like this turned into a pretty popular thread, unusual because mine normaly get locked for some reason...
but anyhow, it seems as if NS is full of pissed up lunatics, you could all benefit from watching "withnail and i" its funny as hell and as mad as a box of frogs chink chink.

and i knew about drinking a pint of water but the salts a new one though i'll give it a shot, it'll stop me feeling like a pig shat in my head!

Last summer, I was doing my first stint as a bartender. Lucky for me, I got to start right away with customers' mix drinks. One guy came in, sat down, gave me a nod and asked for a screwdriver.

Me, in my then-ever so infinite wisdom of bartending said "All righty."

I disappeared for a few minutes.

Came back.

Held my hand out, palm up, and with a screwdriver tool.

The silence preceeding the entire bar laughing in hysterics made me realize I had made a very...big...mistake.

Now, it's a good story I share with patrons at this other bar...

Last summer, I was doing my first stint as a bartender. Lucky for me, I got to start right away with customers' mix drinks. One guy came in, sat down, gave me a nod and asked for a screwdriver.

Me, in my then-ever so infinite wisdom of bartending said "All righty."

I disappeared for a few minutes.

Came back.

Held my hand out, palm up, and with a screwdriver tool.

The silence preceeding the entire bar laughing in hysterics made me realize I had made a very...big...mistake.

Now, it's a good story I share with patrons at this other bar...

LOL :p

Hehe, guess you could say I was screwed! :P

Either that, or they thought you had a screw loose...

I remember on night running drunk through a field of tents at a camp site, and tripping over almost every guy rope available. You could almost track my progress by the shouting and swearing coming from crumpled and folded up tents. The next morning was great (appart from the hangover), watching 20 odd people re-siteing their tents, cursing the, supposedly, drunk bikers that had driven off early in the morning! :D

Ah, good times. Good times.

My buddies and I used to sometimes take some beers, some weed, and sometimes shrooms or acid to a park after dark. Sit in the woods, and get wasted. It was a fairly large park with some woods and a "lake" more like a big pond. The police used to sometimes patrol through it. Running from them made the evening a little more exciting.

shrooms and acid? In a PARK? I usually need a comfortable, controlled envoirment. In a park you'd freak out at every passing bird. How the hell did you do it?

On a completly unrelated note, my lod metalwork teacher recommended a shot of pure oxygen to clear a hangover. A shop managing friend of mine reccomend sitting in a cold room. I reccomend a full fry. Makes a world of difference.

I once ran across an oval at night screaming "the police can see we're DRUNK" when they drove past us and we were all trying to NOT look suspcious by sitting in a park at midnight having a picnic...

shrooms and acid? In a PARK? I usually need a comfortable, controlled envoirment. In a park you'd freak out at every passing bird. How the hell did you do it?
Well I used to trip about once a week. I used to get acid for $3 per dose. When you're used to tripping it doesn't freak you out. I used to like to go on long drives on acid too. Plus we'd hit the park at night. No normal people around to bother us.

I quit tripping a while back and now I know I wouldn't enjoy it. Tried mushrooms again a couple of years ago and it was awful.

i just was 'drunk' on another game i play it was so funny lol