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Balloons!!!

Delator
12-10-2005, 11:21
A fairly technical question, regarding helium baloons.

As my thoughts were running randomly the other day, as they have a tendency to do, I got myself upon the topic of inhaling helium from balloons to make your voice high-pitched.

I got to wondering...what would be the most efficient way to draw out the squeaky voice effect as long as possible?

Is it better to take a fast, deep breath, or to breathe the helium in slowly and evenly?

Would it be better to expel the helium right away, or hold it in as long as possible?

When exhaling, would it be best to force the helium out as quickly as possible, or let all the gas out gradually.

Comments please. :)
Kejott
12-10-2005, 11:23
Well I think it would probably be best to inhale it rapidly and hold it in your lungs for a few seconds then expel it rapidly.
Sick Nightmares
12-10-2005, 11:27
Holding it in will not help. Its how the helium affects your vocal cords, not your lungs. Best effects would come from long slow inhale, and long slow exhale.
Alinania
12-10-2005, 12:06
Yay! A balloon thread!
(yes. that's all I have to contribute. oh no. wait. one more thing.
*inhales helium* [squeaky voice]
yay! A balloon thread! [/squeaky voice].
:D)
NERVUN
12-10-2005, 13:02
Don't hold it in too long unless you wish to stop breathing forever though.
Pure Metal
12-10-2005, 13:23
don't laugh with it inhaled
The odd one
12-10-2005, 13:31
Don't hold it in too long unless you wish to stop breathing forever though.
inhaling a helium baloon does more damage than smoking 10 ciggarettes in the same amount of time. by the way.

still fun, but.
Cheese penguins
12-10-2005, 13:39
short inhale long exhale as the gas makes the funny sound going over teh vocal box! :D *ddances*
Kanabia
12-10-2005, 13:42
inhaling a helium baloon does more damage than smoking 10 ciggarettes in the same amount of time. by the way.

still fun, but.

Hehehe, I can't see anyone getting addicted to helium, though.

"Man, I need a fix"

[donald duck]"Ahhh....Much better."[/donald duck]
The odd one
12-10-2005, 13:47
Hehehe, I can't see anyone getting addicted to helium, though.

"Man, I need a fix"

[donald duck]"Ahhh....Much better."[/donald duck]
stop poking fun at my addiction!!:D
it's not funny. well, it is funny actually, but still. em....:confused:
Kanabia
12-10-2005, 13:56
stop poking fun at my addiction!!:D
it's not funny. well, it is funny actually, but still. em....:confused:

*points and laughs a high pitched cackle*
Ph33rdom
12-10-2005, 14:09
The way to make it last the longest is to inflate your deflated lung with the pressurized helium...:cool:

Of course, you have to start with a deflated lung first and from what I hear, that's like a HUGE pain in the side...:(

Perhaps it's better to just start with a really big balloon and do it lots of time :D
Pure Metal
12-10-2005, 14:15
"Man, I need a fix"

[donald duck]"Ahhh....Much better."[/donald duck]
lmao :p :p
Stelleriana
12-10-2005, 14:20
don't do that.
Delator
12-10-2005, 16:19
Bump!
Drunk commies deleted
12-10-2005, 16:30
Fill the room with an 80% helium and 20% oxygen gas mixture and you can probably talk funny for as long as you remain in that room.