People these days...
Neo Kervoskia
12-10-2005, 03:47
What a week this has been. Someone broke into my house today. They stole:
DVD Player
Classic Rock CDs
Mother's Jewelry
Vacuum cleaner
My wallet (which had about twenty-five cents)
A 72 piece tool set
$60 in 20 dollar bills and a plastic bag filled with change.
My watches
My mother's make-up
My money clip, it was gold colored.
They didn't even go for the really good stuff, like the computer, car keys, check books, printer, stereo, books, or televisions. Ov vey, what is wrong with thieves today? Have their tastes declined?:confused:
The South Islands
12-10-2005, 03:48
What the hell type of thief steals makeup?
Ashmoria
12-10-2005, 03:52
who the fuck steals a vacuum cleaner?
a neat freak criminal?
Neo Kervoskia
12-10-2005, 03:54
who the fuck steals a vacuum cleaner?
a neat freak criminal?
The computer was in the same room, they didn't take the printer, the radio, or even the spare modem. They took the fucking vacuum cleaner.
The South Islands
12-10-2005, 03:54
who the fuck steals a vacuum cleaner?
a neat freak criminal?
What, you've never heard of the Vacuum Cleaner black market?
Mich selbst und ich
12-10-2005, 03:55
Wow, I would never wnat that to happen to me
That's why I have a home security system:)
Lol... Their loss, I suppose. Now if I had been the thief, well... I would have taken every single pair of underwear, and all the money, just to torture you.... ;) Not to mention all the really valuable stuff. :p
The South Islands
12-10-2005, 04:00
In all honesty...
DVD Player Electronics, easy to pawn
Classic Rock CDs Pawnable
Mother's Jewelry Robbers are attracted to bling
Vacuum cleaner Easy to pawn
My wallet (which had about twenty-five cents) Cant tell how much it had
A 72 piece tool set High Quality sets can be really expensive, and easy to pawn
$60 in 20 dollar bills and a plastic bag filled with change. Cash Money,baby!
My watches Can be Expensive
My mother's make-up Can't really understand that one
My money clip, it was gold colored. Bling-Bling, yo!
Neo Kervoskia
12-10-2005, 04:04
In all honesty...
Still, who the fuck steals make-up? I mean that's a pretty hard sell.
Hmm.... the criminal mind and modern education...
Maybe the robbers needed some presents for their gfs/bfs, explaining the thefts of both traditionally feminine objects (e.g. makeup and jewelry) vs. traditionally masculine objects (e.g. tool set). The thefts of more feminine stuff could mean that more of them favored females than males. ;)
Gruenberg
12-10-2005, 04:08
Don't know if anyone has said this already, but bad luck.
Hide all the valuable stuff they didn't take. Then file the insurance claim.
Ashmoria
12-10-2005, 04:10
Maybe the robbers needed some presents for their gfs/bfs, explaining the thefts of both traditionally feminine objects (e.g. makeup and jewelry) vs. traditionally masculine objects (e.g. tool set). The thefts of more feminine stuff could mean that more of them favored females than males. ;)
it is good to get ones christmas shopping done early
it is good to get ones christmas shopping done early
'Strewth. Especially considering the crowds later on, not to mention the prices. ;)
Teh_pantless_hero
12-10-2005, 04:13
Wait, wait, wait, they stole a vacuum cleaner, your mother's jewelry, and makeup? You were robbed by a transvestite (no offense to any here).
Neo Kervoskia
12-10-2005, 04:17
Wait, wait, wait, they stole a vacuum cleaner, your mother's jewelry, and makeup? You were robbed by a transvestite (no offense to any here).
Yep. I don't know whether to be amused or insulted.
The South Islands
12-10-2005, 04:19
Yep. I don't know whether to be amused or insulted.
Perhaps a Transvestite with a tool fetish?
Yep. I don't know whether to be amused or insulted.
I still like my theory better.
Gruenberg
12-10-2005, 04:24
I still like ripping the insurance companies better.
Neo Kervoskia
12-10-2005, 04:25
I still like my theory better.
What was it? I'm too lazy to click back.
Teh_pantless_hero
12-10-2005, 04:27
Yep. I don't know whether to be amused or insulted.
I'm going for the former.
If your watch, money, rings, and bucket of leftover KFC had been stolen, I would say it was a black guy.
If your shiny stuff, collectibles, and box of old crayons had been stolen, I would suggest a kindergartener.
What was it? I'm too lazy to click back.
They stole the stuff as early Christmas presents for their fiancé(e)s. Jewelry? Makeup? CDs? Traditional for females, while power tools and a wallet for males... ;)
Neo Kervoskia
12-10-2005, 04:33
They stole the stuff as early Christmas presents for their fiancé(e)s. Jewelry? Makeup? CDs? Traditional for females, while power tools and a wallet for males... ;)
Brilliant analyses. : D
I still like ripping the insurance companies better.
Well, that's always fun. ;D I've done it numerous times myself. Stole my own things then cashed in on the insurance. ;)
(j/k, I know that's illegal...)
Brilliant analyses. : D
It's not for nothing I have this PhD in psycho.... er, I mean... *Looks at sheet of paper* Er, nevermind, I have to go now. Bye! :eek: *runs away*
:p
Wait, wait, wait, they stole a vacuum cleaner, your mother's jewelry, and makeup? You were robbed by a transvestite (no offense to any here).
I was going to suggest it could be a garden-variety drag queen but they generally do not know how to run a vacuum cleaner (if the ones I have known over the years have been any indication, that is).