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Yes, I'm talking to all of you with the pretentious:

"99% of teenagers have smoked pot. If you are part of the 1% who hasn't, copy/paste this into your sig"

or the even worse:

"1% of teenagers have not smoked pot. If you are part of the 99% who has, copy/paste this into your signature"

and then there are the endless spinoffs that make me want to stab you all with rusty works, if not for the fact that vast distance seperate most of us.

This has got to stop, for the love of God! It's not witty, it's not funny, it's not clever & NOONE THINKS YOUR COOL! Well, maybe Zwange... but she thinks everyone's cool.

Let's not forget the stats have been pulled out of people's arses and the stupid one liner is taking up valuable space that could be filled with quotes from me!
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I have never smoked pot. Thus I still have enough braincells to see that sig for the bullshit that it is.

Haha, "I have not genital".... good stuff.:D

In that case, I'm certainly glad there's a comfortable distance between us. I would rather not have oxidized iron anywhere near my innards. ;)

I have never smoked pot. Thus I still have enough braincells to see that sig for the bullshit that it is.
Our Gracey speaks the truth people.

What is this thread even about?! :mp5:

yeah MORE ROOM FOR ROTOVIA QUOTES!

at least its not pathetic for a teenager to say they havent smoked pot. there are some things that a 16 year old just hasnt gotten around to yet.

its those 48 year olds who support the war on drugs and the continued illegalization of marajuana who are pathetic. you know they were stoners in their youth and are doing this because it panics them to think their own kids might make the same decisions they did.

Anal Probing?

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

We can attach files now! W00t


And Motherfucking Spellcheck!!!11!11!11

OMG!!!!!!

I do not do drugs.

I do not follow trends.

I'm me, and you have to live with it.

Why?

Because this world will soon be mine.

Well, it always bugged me, because I never got it. I've seen it - and rants like this (one by me) - on countless forums. It usually only leads to '98% of people like to piss Rotovia off' style sigs. Eventually, it'll go away. Until then, grin and bear it. And some derivatives can be funny, occasionally.

What is this thread even about?! :mp5:
Ah yes. The nOOb has found the sniper emoticon... precious.

When your nation is a little "older" you'll understand.

Mmmm, k?

;)


Rotovia: I'm like the General Forum's bad parent.

Anal Probing?

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

We can attach files now! W00t


And Motherfucking Spellcheck!!!11!11!11

OMG!!!!!!
I think it's because we are logged into the jolt forum directly and therefore we have access to the entire text formatting panel... thingy...

its those 48 year olds who support the war on drugs and the continued illegalization of marajuana who are pathetic. you know they were stoners in their youth and are doing this because it panics them to think their own kids might make the same decisions they did.
How presumptuous of you.
Actually, studies have shown that, in the US, most parents are rather laid back about finding out that their kids have smoked pot, some even less worried about it than alcohol, which is the more common drug.

Ah yes. The nOOb has found the sniper emoticon... precious.

When your nation is a little "older" you'll understand.

Mmmm, k?

;)


Rotovia: I'm like the General Forum's bad parent.

Clearly you are the General Forum's misguided on smilies parent. That's a the mp5 emoticon. The sniper emoticon is this: :sniper:

I think it's because we are logged into the jolt forum directly and therefore we have access to the entire text formatting panel... thingy...

Udder SWEETNESS!

I'm in text formatting heaven! Where are the text naked chicks?

What really bugs me is the "Truth" kids. You know who I mean...those ultra pretentious kids egging the corporate office of cigarette companies and stuff. You don't smoke, we get it. Good for you. But your attitude is SOOO annoying.

Same thing with those "marijuana kills" commercials. Little sisters left all alone at the fair to be murdered, raped, or whatever, just because big brother smoked a joint? Whatever.

I think it's because we are logged into the jolt forum directly and therefore we have access to the entire text formatting panel... thingy...
Yeah, but the reply with quote button not showing up is making me sad.:(

Yes, a totally arbitarty statistic, why even bother with something so lame

Yeah, but the reply with quote button not showing up is making me sad.:(
I know, "[x] Reply with quote" just doesn't cut it.

Clearly you are the General Forum's misguided on smilies parent. That's a the mp5 emoticon. The sniper emoticon is this: :sniper:
Maybe Jolt is adding more n00b emoticons as part of their upgrade. Wouldn't that be swell.:rolleyes:

What really bugs me is the "Truth" kids. You know who I mean...those ultra pretentious kids egging the corporate office of cigarette companies and stuff. You don't smoke, we get it. Good for you. But your attitude is SOOO annoying.

Same thing with those "marijuana kills" commercials. Little sisters left all alone at the fair to be murdered, raped, or whatever, just because big brother smoked a joint? Whatever.
I like the Australian version. "Marjuana, you never know what it will do to you". Apparently it makes teen girls pregnent...:rolleyes:

How presumptuous of you.
Actually, studies have shown that, in the US, most parents are rather laid back about finding out that their kids have smoked pot, some even less worried about it than alcohol, which is the more common drug.
uhhuh. and yet THOSE would not be the parents who are supporting the war on drugs and keeping marajuana illegal, now would they? you didnt notice that i didnt include everyone over age 30 in my post??

I never invaded,never smoked pot,I dont know what the 3rd vote means tho

Maybe Jolt is adding more n00b emoticons as part of their upgrade. Wouldn't that be swell.:rolleyes:

Well, the upyours is still there thankfully.

Let's not forget the stats have been pulled out of people's arses and the stupid one liner is taking up valuable space that could be filled with quotes from me!
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Sigged :D

Sigged :D
It's all I ask :p

I do drugs. I do drugs to wake me up (coffee) I do drugs to wind me down (pot), and other drugs according to their proscribed uses. I am also a tobacco addict, among other things.

I don't read sigs. The sigs on NS got way too outta hand a year or more back, so I turned 'em off, and now I feel great knowing there's a whole lotta crap I'm failing to see.

What's this got to do with drugs?

Sigged :D
hey!, I believe I did it first........

hey!, I believe I did it first........
*sheads a tear*

That's so beautiful

hey!, I believe I did it first........
so... By following you, I made you a Trend-setter... ;)

so... By following you, I made you a Trend-setter... ;)
yay!:fluffle:

so... By following you, I made you a Trend-setter... ;)
as long as I'm given credit I'm happy

I am not a teenager, therefore, none of the above applies to me.

"I don't subscribe to stupid trends..." etc.

Although I once did think of putting "0.87437% of the teenage population plays NS. If you are one of the 99.13563% that doesn't, copy & paste that in your signature", but I decided against it. I set trends, not follow them.

I am not a teenager, therefore, none of the above applies to me.
You're a teenager at heart though :P

"I don't subscribe to stupid trends..." etc.

Although I once did think of putting "0.87437% of the teenage population plays NS. If you are one of the 99.13563% that doesn't, copy & paste that in your signature", but I decided against it. I set trends, not follow them.
THAT would have been funny, I'm afraid to admit.

THAT would have been funny, I'm afraid to admit.
Someone put it in their sig, mine's full... :(

But I haven't invaded Chechnya!

The problem is I have invaded chechnya, and I'm one of the four percent of teens to have done so!

It comes from Hack's siggy. Euro put it in his for a while, but I suspect he was lying. :p

The problem is I have invaded chechnya, and I'm one of the four percent of teens to have done so!

You invaded Chechnya? Woaaah.

But wait a second. If 4% of the worlds teens have invaded Chechnya...

That's alot of people.

You see, when it comes down to the numbers, it's impossible for any of these to be true!

Most pot smokers I know plan on living the rest of their lives in some low paying job. All the while desperately trying to scrounge for weed money. Even worse is when potheads think that they have some grand wisdom that makes them better than everyone else.

The occassional smoker I don't mind, but the assholes who build their lives around it really are pathetic. The latter need to just start huffing, and kill themselves quicker.

The problem is I have invaded chechnya, and I'm one of the four percent of teens to have done so!


I honestly can't remember if I have or havn't.
You never know sometimes.

But I know I never smoked pot, or cared about that stupid signature.

Most pot smokers I know plan on living the rest of their lives in some low paying job. All the while desperately trying to scrounge for weed money. Even worse is when potheads think that they have some grand wisdom that makes them better than everyone else.

The occassional smoker I don't mind, but the assholes who build their lives around it really are pathetic. The latter need to just start huffing, and kill themselves quicker.
Maybe they should huff around you? A little weed might soften your hatred of our hemp loving friends.

You invaded Chechnya? Woaaah.

But wait a second. If 4% of the worlds teens have invaded Chechnya...

That's alot of people.

You see, when it comes down to the numbers, it's impossible for any of these to be true!
98% of teenagers is about 980,000,000 people. And of course pot can't touch all of them. :rolleyes: The actual figure is probably closer to about 60%. I'm a teenager and I've never smoked pot. Nor have any of my friends, to my knowledge. ( :eek: )

Maybe they should huff around you? A little weed might soften your hatred of our hemp loving friends.

I have no hatred for the people who use it as a means of temporary escape. I hate the people who's lives revolve around it and believe everyone else's should too.

I have no hatred for the people who use it as a means of temporary escape. I hate the people who's lives revolve around it and believe everyone else's should too.
That's because you probally live in a country without a kickass welathfare system they cna bludge off. Dopeheads are great fun when they aren't forced to work. :D

I've never smoked anything, but I really don't care if others do..

I do get sick of the cult that marijuana seems to have though.. I'd like to listen to a stand-up comedian for 5 minutes without hearing some tribute to the drug.. I'm also kinda sick of the hemp necklaces and potleaf stickers and idiots claiming hemp can save the Earth, etc... there's dozens of better drugs out there anyway, and none of them seem to need legions of users promoting it wherever they go.. keep it to yourself, I say.

That's because you probally live in a country without a kickass welathfare system they cna bludge off. Dopeheads are great fun when they aren't forced to work. :D

I'm a person who believes everyone should work if they can :D

I prefer angry drunks who run head first into metal doors when you hand them a roll of toilet paper and yell 'Set, Hut!"

I'm a person who believes everyone should work if they can :D

I prefer angry drunks who run head first into metal doors when you hand them a roll of toilet paper and yell 'Set, Hut!"
Ah yes. Then again pot smokers throw up less...

Ah yes. Then again pot smokers throw up less...

Which is why I don't drink, it's hilarious for a couple of hours until the drunk person starts throwing up and pissing everywhere.

Although I'm asthmatic so I discriminate against anyone who smokes near me.

Which is why I don't drink, it's hilarious for a couple of hours until the drunk person starts throwing up and pissing everywhere.

Although I'm asthmatic so I discriminate against anyone who smokes near me.
lol

No drugs for me of any kind, and that's surely never going to change. Two of the main reasons why I don't touch drugs is because:

1. I think drugs are disgusting and I have no clue why someone would want to surrender control of their body.

2. I have a cousin who shoots heroin but doesn't eat red meat because red meat will kill you, wtf!?!

I thought it was 98%:confused:

98% of New Zealanders live within 48KM of the Ocean W00t!:p
Take that!

100% of Harlesburgians are not Teenagers and haven't tried smoking pot. If you arent a Harlesburgian Teenager who hasn't tried smoking pot, copy & paste this in your signature.

Udder SWEETNESS!

"Udder Sweetness"? Is that some hip new name for milkshakes? :p

I AM T3H TRENDSETTER! FEAR MY POWER!!!!!!11!1111onelol

*Ahem* Anyway, it was Geisenfried who gave me the idea, and it was me who started the Chechnya one. I admit to following the 98% has tried or does smoke pot, and I hope this new one will catch on just as well. :D

I swear, I have never ever smoked pot.

*tokes*

It's uh...oregano. Yeah.

I swear, I have never ever smoked pot.

*tokes*

It's uh...oregano. Yeah.Don't you mean ginger? :D

Don't you mean ginger? :D
Since when did Ginger look like weed? :p

Since when did Ginger look like weed? :pYou don't bake oregano brownies...:p

You don't bake oregano brownies...:p

True enough. :D

If you are one of the 0.000000000000002% of people that actually want to see me naked, then copy & paste this into your signature. :p

Aww, I can't tick any of those poll choices. Polls that don't include everyone make baby Jesus cry.

I clickied t3h genitals 'cuz it looked t3h funniest. Now I just wonder what the hell it's about?

But on the subject of sigs: The Tribes Of Longton, your zombie bunny is hillarious. Best sig I've seen so far

But on the subject of sigs: The Tribes Of Longton, your zombie bunny is hillarious. Best sig I've seen so far
Wins.

Look, it's the first time anyone said anything nice about me EVAARRRR. I get to gloat.

*goats*

Gloat away mate ;)

I'm seriously contemplating adopting the Zombie Bunny in another community. The regular one recently invaded for some reason, and while I can't explain why, the regular bunny bugs me. Hmm.. I just realized it's a bugs bunny invasion...

/me apologises for the above senselessness

Gloat away mate ;)

I'm seriously contemplating adopting the Zombie Bunny in another community. The regular one recently invaded for some reason, and while I can't explain why, the regular bunny bugs me. Hmm.. I just realized it's a bugs bunny invasion...

/me apologises for the above senselessness
tbh, the idea came from another forum, where everyone was making their bunnies their own. Anime bunnies, evil bunnies, masturbating gigantic bunnies (that one got modded)...then someone did a dead bunnie. ------>zombie bunneh (northern to suit me):p

Create your own if you want.

oops, I accidently also included I have not smoked pot.

I have not invaded Chechnya, yet.

I would put it in my sig, but I am too lazy.

tbh, the idea came from another forum, where everyone was making their bunnies their own. Anime bunnies, evil bunnies, masturbating gigantic bunnies (that one got modded)...then someone did a dead bunnie. ------>zombie bunneh (northern to suit me):p
A giant masturbating bunny?! Damn I wish I'd seen that. I can't quite imagine it. Too bad really, as I'm above the law in the other community I mentioned,
Create your own if you want.
I would. Unfortunally the creative half of my brain is currently non-functional, due to alcohol abuse... So I'll prolly end up snagging yours. Unless you're good enuff to provide an example of the masturbating giant bunny?

Yes, I'm talking to all of you with the pretentious:

"99% of teenagers have smoked pot. If you are part of the 1% who hasn't, copy/paste this into your sig"

or the even worse:

"1% of teenagers have not smoked pot. If you are part of the 99% who has, copy/paste this into your signature"

and then there are the endless spinoffs that make me want to stab you all with rusty works, if not for the fact that vast distance seperate most of us.

This has got to stop, for the love of God! It's not witty, it's not funny, it's not clever & NOONE THINKS YOUR COOL! Well, maybe Zwange... but she thinks everyone's cool.

Let's not forget the stats have been pulled out of people's arses and the stupid one liner is taking up valuable space that could be filled with quotes from me!
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Breath with me. In, out, in out. Now here is a pointy fork, remember to be home by midnight.

Breath with me. In, out, in out. Now here is a pointy fork, remember to be home by midnight.
Has anyone else noticed I misspelled forks?

Has anyone else noticed I misspelled forks?
Actually, I thought that you meant "rusty works" as in works of modern art.
Not sure why, but for some reason the idea of someone getting stabbed to death by rusty and bizarre sculpture is intensely pleasing to that part of me that watches Evil Cat and laughs at dead Hobo jokes.
The other parts avoid that one, though, we don't think he's all that right in the head.

Sorry, I already invaded Chechnya.