Imaginary Boxing: Janet Reno Vs. Condoleeza Rice?
Chomskyrion
11-10-2005, 23:01
Who would win?!
(Assuming Janet Reno didn't have Parkinson's disease.)
Reno's got reach, but Condi's got Mad Skilz... plus she could KO Reno from across the ring with the fling of a boot.
Heh. KO Reno Ring Fling .... :cool:
The South Islands
12-10-2005, 00:27
Not even a fight.
Rice would kick Reno's ass. Badly.
It would make a good Pay-Per-View, though.
The Nazz
12-10-2005, 02:56
I don't know--Reno's tough and she's wily, and her Parkinson's would keep Rice confused, never knowing if Reno was feinting or shaking, then pow! right cross and Rice is out.:D
Dobbsworld
12-10-2005, 03:03
I still think it was funnier when I made more or less the same thread but pitted Ariel Sharon vs. Yasser Arafat. And after that thread got pulled, well...
...does the phrase "Ariel Sharon vs. Ariel Sharon's own weight in Palestinian toddlers" ring any bells for anyone?
Oh, those were the days. You don't get one-tenth the comic mileage from Mr. Abbas...
Rotovia-
12-10-2005, 03:13
I think Condia would win, but she'd fight dirty.
Hydrogen-Land
12-10-2005, 03:15
Oh, Janet Reno wouldn't just kick Rice's ass, she'd bite a chunk out of it, chew it up, and spit it down Condoleeza's throat...hypothetically of course!