Kejott
11-10-2005, 21:03
I just can't help myself, I must post some more Chris Rock transcripts (that I type up myself by the way :D ). People accuse Chris of being unfunny when in fact they have NEVER seen any of his work, they also accuse him of being racist when in fact he deals out blows to everybody. People often accuse him of being extremely liberal, but today I decided debunk that by posting his views on the Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton fiasco and his views on Hillary Clinton. If you don't like sexual humor or the usage of curse words too bad motherfucker! Check it out:
This whole Monica Lewinsky scandal, a lot of this shit is Hillary's fault. That's right I said it! It had to be said! Everybody's always like "ooh Hillary's a hero!" No she ain't! Aquaman's a hero! He can talk to the fishes, what the fuck can Hillary do?!? A lot of this shit is Hillary's fault cause ladies you know your man! You know your man better than he knows himself! You know what kind of man you've got, you'd know if you got a crazy need a blowjob all the time man! Sometimes you've got to save your man from himself! You know what happens when he doesn't get his medicine!
Hillary Clinton put us all in danger, she put the security of The Free World in jeapardy and she needs to suffer the consequences of her actions! She's the first lady, she's supposed to be the first one on her knees to suck his dick! Shit! Monica Lewinsky shouldn't even have stood a chance! Hillary's supposed to already be down there like "Hey I got it! I got it! I got the dick! Tickle his ass or something! Grab a ball make yourself useful!" They've always been on Clinton, before any of this shit happened they've always been on Clinton. They've been on him about gays in the military, everybody's like "ooh don't let them in".
Hey if they want to fight, let them fight cause I ain't fightin! I wouldn't give a fuck if I saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue! I ain't shootin nobody! So call me a faggot, when the war's over I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you very much! You know what's fucked up? Everybody gets so homophobic, you people need to cut that shit out cause everybody in this room has at least a gay cousin! Every last one of you! You knew his was gay when you were kids, you were playin ball and he was jumping rope. He didn't turn gay, he was gay THEN! He just didn't have anyone to be gay with! I've got a gay uncle and we call him Aunt Tom, every Christmas he comes over with his "friend".
It don't make no sense to hate anybody. It don't make no sense to be a racist, a sexist, or anything because whoever you hate will end up in your family! That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son! You don't like Puerto Ricans your daughter is gonna come home signing "Livin a vida loca!"
This whole Monica Lewinsky scandal, a lot of this shit is Hillary's fault. That's right I said it! It had to be said! Everybody's always like "ooh Hillary's a hero!" No she ain't! Aquaman's a hero! He can talk to the fishes, what the fuck can Hillary do?!? A lot of this shit is Hillary's fault cause ladies you know your man! You know your man better than he knows himself! You know what kind of man you've got, you'd know if you got a crazy need a blowjob all the time man! Sometimes you've got to save your man from himself! You know what happens when he doesn't get his medicine!
Hillary Clinton put us all in danger, she put the security of The Free World in jeapardy and she needs to suffer the consequences of her actions! She's the first lady, she's supposed to be the first one on her knees to suck his dick! Shit! Monica Lewinsky shouldn't even have stood a chance! Hillary's supposed to already be down there like "Hey I got it! I got it! I got the dick! Tickle his ass or something! Grab a ball make yourself useful!" They've always been on Clinton, before any of this shit happened they've always been on Clinton. They've been on him about gays in the military, everybody's like "ooh don't let them in".
Hey if they want to fight, let them fight cause I ain't fightin! I wouldn't give a fuck if I saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue! I ain't shootin nobody! So call me a faggot, when the war's over I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you very much! You know what's fucked up? Everybody gets so homophobic, you people need to cut that shit out cause everybody in this room has at least a gay cousin! Every last one of you! You knew his was gay when you were kids, you were playin ball and he was jumping rope. He didn't turn gay, he was gay THEN! He just didn't have anyone to be gay with! I've got a gay uncle and we call him Aunt Tom, every Christmas he comes over with his "friend".
It don't make no sense to hate anybody. It don't make no sense to be a racist, a sexist, or anything because whoever you hate will end up in your family! That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son! You don't like Puerto Ricans your daughter is gonna come home signing "Livin a vida loca!"