lol @ the chavs...
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 20:12
http://www.yourcarisshit.com
laugh at the chavs wankery there :P
my personal favourites:
http://www.yourcarisshit.com/images/673.jpg
http://www.yourcarisshit.com/images/189.jpg
http://www.yourcarisshit.com/images/2.jpg
http://www.yourcarisshit.com/images/1.jpg
http://www.yourcarisshit.com/images/494.jpg
but the comments are what make the site for me:
Name: Daz
Even for this website, this car is fucking shit. It takes shit to an all new level, well done to the owner of this car - you're a cut above the average chav in the sense that you're a 'special' kind of ****, one whose money far out weighs your taste. You've made something truly wonderous here, the shittest car I've ever seen. We should give out awards.
What the fuck is this supposed to be? Seriously?
Comments About this Shit Car
Name: replyin 2 da dumb ass question
it's a fukin car u fukin saddo lokk at the fukin picture n while ya doin that go n get a fukin brain!!!!!!!:p
The Tribes Of Longton
11-10-2005, 20:19
It's like picking up a copy of Redline, or Max Power, or whatever shitty car mod mag you choose. Except without the nice laydeeez :rolleyes:
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 20:21
somewhat suprisingly, i've never even looked at one of those magazines :p
Cheese penguins
11-10-2005, 20:21
they are so over the top, they suck ass!
Uber Awesome
11-10-2005, 20:23
"Menace 2 Society", eh? Well, at least they're honest.
Tactical Grace
11-10-2005, 20:24
I've seen a double-decker rear spoiler before. On a 90s Ford Escort. With a full body skirt. :rolleyes:
Frankly, not only are they wasting thousands of pounds on plastic bits to stick to rusty old cars, but they are doubling their fuel consumption too, as the aerodynamics of those things are fucked by the time they're done with them. :headbang:
Bring on £1/litre! :mad:
http://www.yourcarisshit.com
laugh at the chavs wankery there :P
SNIPPY
:p
Nothing too unusual about those cars... Just visit Gary Indiana or South Side Chicago sometime. If you survive, you will remember that those are the cars to stay out of range of...
"Blood 'aint got no bread 'cause the man done kept me down... can't get no more bling for my ride..." :rolleyes:
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 20:26
Dude! Those guys seem to be spending a fortune on their cars, and here I am, saving up for months to try and buy a decent used one! Sigh. :(
Its amazing how they can wank up their cars so much while living off welfare. Maybe it has something to do with the muggings. They aren't stealing to buy drugs like the government would have us believe, they're stealing to add a second spoiler to their Peugeot 206.
Uber Awesome
11-10-2005, 20:34
Its amazing how they can wank up their cars so much while living off welfare. Maybe it has something to do with the muggings. They aren't stealing to buy drugs like the government would have us believe, they're stealing to add a second spoiler to their Peugeot 206.
If I recall correctly, welfare does pay more than minimum wage.
The Tribes Of Longton
11-10-2005, 20:35
Its amazing how they can wank up their cars so much while living off welfare. Maybe it has something to do with the muggings.
Or the 'kids for cash' scheme.
No, they don't sell their children. I was looking at the idea proposed by some newspapers/idiots that people have the children to earn a living in child benefits.
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 20:36
If I recall correctly, welfare does pay more than minimum wage.
In the US??? Hardly!!!
If I recall correctly, welfare does pay more than minimum wage.
That certainly explains a lot.
Uber Awesome
11-10-2005, 20:38
In the US??? Hardly!!!
Um... since when is "chav" a term used in the United States?? I was talking about the UK.
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2005, 20:43
Um... since when is "chav" a term used in the United States?? I was talking about the UK.
Since it was introduced to us in NS General.
Um... since when is "chav" a term used in the United States?? I was talking about the UK.
Same guys, different country...
Though our White Chavs tend to be bored semi-rich punks trying to look gangsta cool... and our Black Gangstas drive way too much car/bling for their employment level...
IMO driving a chavmobile/pimpmobile is probable cause - no matter what "color" you are.
Vintovia
11-10-2005, 20:46
Or the 'kids for cash' scheme.
No, they don't sell their children. I was looking at the idea proposed by some newspapers/idiots that people have the children to earn a living in child benefits.
Ahh, increasing the birth rate. How does one do it without a load of benefit monkeys having too many children who will not go to a good school and help the country.
Ahh. Stereotypes...
Tactical Grace
11-10-2005, 20:47
If I recall correctly, welfare does pay more than minimum wage.
Well, if your employer is unable to give you sufficient hours, yes.
I just had a go at a rough benefit calculator, and worked out that my old job as a minimum-wage barman paid about the same, if I had worked 5-day weeks. You need to work a 6-day week to do better than what the government will provide.
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 20:47
Um... since when is "chav" a term used in the United States?? I was talking about the UK.
Well excuuuuuuuse ME! :p
LOL! :D
Uber Awesome
11-10-2005, 20:50
Since it was introduced to us in NS General.
Well, I hope for your sake that you don't actually have "chavs" in America, though I'm sure you have people with chav traits, just not all the traits in the same person.
Uber Awesome
11-10-2005, 20:51
Well excuuuuuuuse ME! :p
LOL! :D
Hey, just saying. I'll put my location in the profile thingy to make it clearer in future.
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2005, 20:51
Well, I hope for your sake that you don't actually have "chavs" in America, though I'm sure you have people with chav traits, just not all the traits in the same person.
Dude, we invented them and shipped them over to you. All you did was rename them. Shit, I used to occasionally hang out with a major leage Chav. No job, always trying to sell something illegal, wore gold, sneakers and tracksuit, pregnant under 18 girlfriend, used to beat her, thought he was tougher than hell. We just refered to him as a Wigger or white trash.
He was kinda fun to hang out with but having to kick his ass twice and pull a gun on him once to make him pay back money he owed me got to be too much of a bother.
Uber Awesome
11-10-2005, 20:53
Dude, we invented them and shipped them over to you. All you did was rename them.
Nah. Not even Americans could be that bad at speaking/writing English.
Ancient Valyria
11-10-2005, 21:13
Stupidity is universal, we have them too but we call 'em Johnnies or Ronnies
Nah. Not even Americans could be that bad at speaking/writing English.
Unfortunately.... :headbang:
The Downmarching Void
11-10-2005, 21:55
Nothing too unusual about those cars... Just visit Gary Indiana or South Side Chicago sometime. If you survive, you will remember that those are the cars to stay out of range of...
"Blood 'aint got no bread 'cause the man done kept me down... can't get no more bling for my ride..." :rolleyes:
Really dude, suggesting someone visit Gary Indiana is grossly irresponsible. That place makes Auschwitz look like Shining Time Station.
CthulhuFhtagn
11-10-2005, 22:11
Nah. Not even Americans could be that bad at speaking/writing English.
We're the ones who came up with the wholesale butchery of the English language.
Really dude, suggesting someone visit Gary Indiana is grossly irresponsible. That place makes Auschwitz look like Shining Time Station.
You don't have to drive through it as often as I do. Thus my only bit of Socialisim... I'm willing to share Gary. Besides, they have a new motto there:
"Share your Wealth" (somebody else please come visit Gary... Syniks shoots back...) :eek: