"Cheeseburger in Paradise"
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 15:52
What would be on your "Cheeseburger in Paradise"?
Mine would include provalone and Colby Jack cheese, red onions, pickles, kechup and spicy mustard.
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2005, 16:10
Two 1/3 pound beef patties, 80% lean
Hot pepper jack cheese, 1thick slice
Cheddar cheesej, one thick slice
red onion
just a little iceberg lettuce
bacon
mayo mixed with habanero pepper sauce
salt and black pepper
Two 1/3 pound beef patties, 80% lean
Hot pepper jack cheese, 1thick slice
Cheddar cheesej, one thick slice
red onion
just a little iceberg lettuce
bacon
mayo mixed with habanero pepper sauce
salt and black pepper
*drool*
I'll have one of those too....except add in some beetroot and pickles. Mmmh. And a fried egg....maybe lose the mayo and replace it with a couple of drops of tobasco sauce.
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 16:14
I echo your *drool* sentiments.
I echo your *drool* sentiments.
Damn you for starting this thread at 1AM when i'm food deprived. :mad:
Guess what i've decided i'm going to have for lunch tomorrow? :p
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 16:18
Damn you for starting this thread at 1AM when i'm food deprived. :mad:
Guess what i've decided i'm going to have for lunch tomorrow? :p
Kelp?
Speaking of lunch, I wonder what the Cafeteria's going to have today for lunch?
Speaking of lunch, I wonder what the Cafeteria's going to have today for lunch?
Umm...
Kelp?
Pepe Dominguez
11-10-2005, 16:21
I like traditional burgers.. but if I were to get inventive:
Maybe:
1/3lb beef (c. 70%)
1 slice tomato
3 strips bacon (arranged *-shaped for utility)
1 half fresh avocado
1 thick slice melted feta cheese
I'd be all set then, provided the bun can handle it all.
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 16:21
Umm...
Kelp?
Bah!
I live in the great north, man.
The closest we ever come to kelp is the fish flavoured popsicles we have on thursdays.
What would be on your "Cheeseburger in Paradise"?Mine wouldn't have any cheese on it, for starters.
My hamburger would need ketchup and lettuce in addition to the obligatory beef and buns.
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2005, 16:22
I like traditional burgers.. but if I were to get inventive:
Maybe:
1/3lb beef (c. 70%)
1 slice tomato
3 strips bacon (arranged *-shaped for utility)
1 half fresh avocado
1 thick slice melted feta cheese
I'd be all set then, provided the bun can handle it all.
I like your avocado idea. I'm going to have to try that one day.
Pepe Dominguez
11-10-2005, 16:25
I like your avocado idea. I'm going to have to try that one day.
It's great for taste and texture, but restauants seem to like to charge you $1 extra for a slice, so it's a delicacy to me.. :)
Bah!
I live in the great north, man.
The closest we ever come to kelp is the fish flavoured popsicles we have on thursdays.
Can't you even buy those awesome spicy Japanese kelp biscuits? They rule so much.
Sierra BTHP
11-10-2005, 16:27
The best burger in the world, and the price is right.
http://www.fosterscharburger.com/
Mine would be a regular cheeseburger without the cheese. Then I'd get rid of lettuce and tomato, too. I dislike pickles, so they're out Mayonnaise and mustard are unnecessary, and while we're at it, who needs all that bread? It's just fattening. And finally the meat by itself is kind of plain, so let's get rid of it. And you're left with the perfect cheeseburger! Mmmmm! :D
The Nazz
11-10-2005, 18:00
Organic beef ground that day, seasoned with some Tony Chachere's Cajun seasoning, cooked to medium, pink but not bloody, served on a fresh Kaiser roll with fresh (organic if possible) iceberg lettuce, beefsteak tomato, kosher dill pickle and vidalia onion. Brown mustard and mayo and Jalapeno pepper Jack cheese.
Goddamn I'm hungry. :D
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2005, 18:01
Why do so many people insist on putting tomato on a burger?
Why do so many people insist on putting tomato on a burger?Only in form of ketchup...
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2005, 18:07
Only in form of ketchup...
Wise choice. You are clearly a person of fine taste.
Sierra BTHP
11-10-2005, 18:09
Wise choice. You are clearly a person of fine taste.
And relish goes on a hot dog, not on a hamburger...
Wise choice. You are clearly a person of fine taste.Heh. I can stand tomatoes about as much as I can stand cheese. The two things literally make me throw up.
The Nazz
11-10-2005, 18:10
Why do so many people insist on putting tomato on a burger?
The crispness of a cold tomato is heaven on a burger. Ketchup, however, is a sign of poor breeding, and belongs only on French Fries, I believe. :D
j/k
And relish goes on a hot dog, not on a hamburger...I'm also personally of the conviction that there must be exactly two slices of pickle on my hamburger when I get it at Burger King (when I'm in a hurry). I get disappointed if this isn't the case, even though I remove the pickles before I eat the burger...
The crispness of a cold tomato is heaven on a burger.
Yeah, but Beetroot is better. Yummm.
ProMonkians
11-10-2005, 19:16
My devine cheeseburger would not have any meat on it at all, perhaps a bean burger, or a naked woman.
My devine cheeseburger would not have any meat on it at all, perhaps a bean burger, or a naked woman.
Please do not use naked woman and cheeseburger in the same sentence again. That wasn't a nice mental image. *shudder*
ProMonkians
11-10-2005, 19:45
Please do not use naked woman and cheeseburger in the same sentence again. That wasn't a nice mental image. *shudder*
I don't think I could. There's not many sentances that you can feasably combine naked women and cheeseburgers in. Damn did it again... :P
What would be on your "Cheeseburger in Paradise"?
It would be made from the brains of my enemies. Mmm... gray matter.
I drink the blood of my enemies anyway, and eat their <body part CENSORED>s. Who needs it to be made into a cheeseburger? :p
Hoos Bandoland
11-10-2005, 19:54
What would be on your "Cheeseburger in Paradise"?
.
First of all: NO CHEESE, except for bleu cheese. One quarter-pound lean burger, well done. Then bacon, grilled and raw onions, mustard and A1 sauce. And please have a cardiologist standing by.
Cheese penguins
11-10-2005, 19:55
cheese burgers.... you are all misguided what you need is cheese penguins... hmmmm *drooooooooooooooooooools* im going to go make myself a snack, anyone want anything? nah to bad more penguins for me mwahhahahhahahaha.
Greater Beatlemania
11-10-2005, 21:44
From top to bottom:
Lower bun (sourdough)
Coating of mayonnaise
Meat (medium)
Three slices melty "russian cheese"
Three strips crispy-but-not-too-dry-or-crunchy bacon
Two medium pieces fresh crisp cold iceberg lettuce
Extra meat (still medium)
One fried onion ring with slices of tomato in the middle
One fried onion ring with slices of pickle in the middle
Coating of good guacamole with good hot sauce and some ground black pepper in
Top bun (sourdough with sesame on)
MMMMMM.
(And on the weekends, add one slice melty swiss and some mushroom pieces)
Terrorist Cakes
11-10-2005, 22:41
One home-made teriyaki burger, cheddar cheese, two slices bacon, and a whole wheat bun. No veggies. I do not eat leaves!
Super-power
11-10-2005, 22:43
The beef (of course)
Swiss Cheese
Red Onion
Mushrooms
Lots of Worcester sauce
Dijon Mustard and pepper
All on a sourdough roll
Willamena
11-10-2005, 23:05
leanest beef, or bison
black pepper
part-skim mozerella
mushrooms
sweet onion
leaf lettuce (not iceberg)
tomato slice
sweet relish
fat-free Miracle Whip
ketchup
onion Kaiser bun
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 23:40
Can't you even buy those awesome spicy Japanese kelp biscuits? They rule so much.
No. Our kelp is bad kelp.
Or is it no kelp is good kelp?
Bah!
Anyway, 3 pages about Cheeseburgers? Could I have stumbled apon the one subject that can not possibly turn into a debate?