Acorns Suck!
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 04:21
I was walking bact ot my dorm after class today. I walked under a tree, and an acorn dropped and hit me in the head!
For such little buggers, they hurt like hell! My head still hurts!
Comments?
I was walking bact ot my dorm after class today. I walked under a tree, and an acorn dropped and hit me in the head!
For such little buggers, they hurt like hell! My head still hurts!
Comments?
Wow, I never knew that acorns could cause brain damage.
:p
I was walking bact ot my dorm after class today. I walked under a tree, and an acorn dropped and hit me in the head!
For such little buggers, they hurt like hell! My head still hurts!
Comments?
You must have a very soft head.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-10-2005, 04:26
Poor acorn. :(
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 04:27
You must have a very soft head.
You have no idea how much it hurt!
And my head is quite firm, thank you very much! :D
You have no idea how much it hurt!
And my head is quite firm, thank you very much! :D
Maybe somebody was in the tree, waiting for someone to walk under, and...
*BAM*
...Hey, it's possible. Well, if the tree was big enough.
New Sans
11-10-2005, 04:30
I was walking bact ot my dorm after class today. I walked under a tree, and an acorn dropped and hit me in the head!
For such little buggers, they hurt like hell! My head still hurts!
Comments?
How dare you hurt an acorn, they are the envoys of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They spread the word of his noodly appendage, and you have ignored it!!!
Lunatic Goofballs
11-10-2005, 04:31
Maybe somebody was in the tree, waiting for someone to walk under, and...
*BAM*
...Hey, it's possible. Well, if the tree was big enough.
*looks at the treesap on his hands*
Bah! Conspiracy theories!
*hides hands* :D
Zatoichis
11-10-2005, 04:33
Sure your head hurts, But think of what the acorn had to go through. :D
How dare you hurt an acorn, they are the envoys of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They spread the word of his noodly appendage, and you have ignored it!!!
Does Mr. Spaghetti Monster like to pull his noodly appendage?
>.>
*runs*
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 04:34
How dare you hurt an acorn, they are the envoys of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They spread the word of his noodly appendage, and you have ignored it!!!
Yah, well, after I was done being all confused with massive pain, I ghetto bitch slapped that mofo of an acorn!
New Sans
11-10-2005, 04:35
Does Mr. Spaghetti Monster like to pull his noodly appendage?
>.>
*runs*
It prefers if people would pull his noodly appendage.
Gymoor II The Return
11-10-2005, 04:38
Maybe somebody was in the tree, waiting for someone to walk under, and...
*BAM*
...Hey, it's possible. Well, if the tree was big enough.
Are you accusing Emeril of wrongdoing? :D
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 04:40
It prefers if people would pull his noodly appendage.
Quit with your noodly appendage blasphemy!
Are you accusing Emeril or wrongdoing? :D
I don't know this "Wrongdoing" character of whom you speak, but if I caught Emeril doing that, well... I'd be stunned.
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 04:42
I don't know this "Wrongdoing" character of whom you speak, but if I caught Emeril doing that, well... I'd be stunned.
Sooooo...Emeril was the one that threw an acorn at my head?
:confused:
Sooooo...Emeril was the one that threw an acorn at my head?
:confused:
No, no. Emeril may or may not have been the one who pulled the Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage, though we've yet to factor in the mysterious Mr. Wrongdoing.
The Downmarching Void
11-10-2005, 05:08
I was walking bact ot my dorm after class today. I walked under a tree, and an acorn dropped and hit me in the head!
For such little buggers, they hurt like hell! My head still hurts!
Comments?
Really? You act like your skull is much thicker!
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 05:28
Really? You act like your skull is much thicker!
Why?
http://www.aphotoflora.com/Quercus%20robur-acorn-12-09-04.jpg
They're such obscene and lewd... whatever they are!
The Downmarching Void
11-10-2005, 05:49
Why?
Don't you mean how? Man that thing must've really done a number on your noggin.
Actually I was joking. Should've indicated that. :)
Gymoor II The Return
11-10-2005, 06:30
No, no. Emeril may or may not have been the one who pulled the Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage, though we've yet to factor in the mysterious Mr. Wrongdoing.
My mistake. It was Mr. Wrongdoing in the library with a candlestick.
PasturePastry
11-10-2005, 06:41
http://www.aphotoflora.com/Quercus%20robur-acorn-12-09-04.jpg
They're such obscene and lewd... whatever they are!
Well, if anything was banging me in the head with its nuts, I'd sure be upset!
Who knew trees with acorns would swing that way? ;)
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
11-10-2005, 06:44
Well, if anything was banging me in the head with its nuts, I'd sure be upset!
Who knew trees with acorns would swing that way? ;)
I'm glad I live in the U.S., where acorns are not allowed to t-bag.
The South Islands
11-10-2005, 15:45
I'm glad I live in the U.S., where acorns are not allowed to t-bag.
You mean you've never seen Acorns T-bag?
Open your eyes, man!
Euroslavia
11-10-2005, 16:59
You mean you've never seen Acorns T-bag?
Open your eyes, man!
...and at this point, it would probably serve best to lock this. It's turned into spam.