Volksnation
11-10-2005, 03:44
The Latest #1 Hit on American Top 40
You and me, we belong together.
It’s our destiny, can’t you see?
With you here in my arms,
That’s where I want to be.
What did I ever do to deserve love like this?
You are more than words, but nothing is sound.
Your body makes me feel OH.
But please, let me go, because this is out of control.
But since U have been gone,
I have learned how to deal
With all of my ****.
And it feels good, ohhhh,
Because we are all on drugs.
You have given me scars!!!
So now I am going down, down, down.
Why can’t you love me?
How did it end up like this?
I want revenge.
Ladies and Gentlemen: I am back.
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Okay, all you pimps and ho's, this is just jokes, peepul!
No really. All I did was just take lines from random Top 40 and Top 100 songs and put them together in a way that seemed to make some kind of inane, retarded sense and this is what I got.
Who wants to bet that if Mariah Carey got on TV tomorrow and sang this with some lame, produced-for-the-masses R&B beat playing in the background that it would go straight to #1... even though all I did was recycle the same lines from other songs that have been in use since the late 80's??? :gundge:
You and me, we belong together.
It’s our destiny, can’t you see?
With you here in my arms,
That’s where I want to be.
What did I ever do to deserve love like this?
You are more than words, but nothing is sound.
Your body makes me feel OH.
But please, let me go, because this is out of control.
But since U have been gone,
I have learned how to deal
With all of my ****.
And it feels good, ohhhh,
Because we are all on drugs.
You have given me scars!!!
So now I am going down, down, down.
Why can’t you love me?
How did it end up like this?
I want revenge.
Ladies and Gentlemen: I am back.
*******************************************************
Okay, all you pimps and ho's, this is just jokes, peepul!
No really. All I did was just take lines from random Top 40 and Top 100 songs and put them together in a way that seemed to make some kind of inane, retarded sense and this is what I got.
Who wants to bet that if Mariah Carey got on TV tomorrow and sang this with some lame, produced-for-the-masses R&B beat playing in the background that it would go straight to #1... even though all I did was recycle the same lines from other songs that have been in use since the late 80's??? :gundge: