The universe is only seven miles wide
Neo Kervoskia
11-10-2005, 01:29
Yes, after careful study, I have concluded that the entire universe is no wider than seven miles. Our system of measurements is completely wrong, thus people think that the universe is infinite.
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 01:34
genious.
i can't imagine it being much bigger than that so thats how big it must be.
Neo Kervoskia
11-10-2005, 01:34
genious.
i can't imagine it being much bigger than that so thats how big it must be.
It would be insane to suggest otherwise. *puts on his white coat*
It's on the Internet, so it has to be true.
The Silver Sky
11-10-2005, 01:37
Yes, after careful study, I have concluded that the entire universe is no wider than seven miles. Our system of measurements is completely wrong, thus people think that the universe is infinite.All Hail Neo Kervoskia, Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse! His knowledge prevails over all!!!!
*Ducks and hopes Czardas doesn't spot this*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-10-2005, 01:37
Yes, after careful study, I have concluded that the entire universe is no wider than seven miles. Our system of measurements is completely wrong, thus people think that the universe is infinite.
Then why did that cabbie (who was only supposed to charge about $1.00 a mile) charge me $40 to travel across much less than the breadth of the universe? Someone here is lying, and since I unquestioningly believe anything that the interweb tells me, that cabbie obviously ripped me off.
Thank you for telling me NK, now I must go extract my pound of flesh from a dishonest transit operator.
Jordaxia
11-10-2005, 01:37
It's on the Internet, so it has to be true.
I concur. *looks out window*
Yeah, that's about right.
HOWEVAR.
Now that we've settled that piddling detail, and there is now, at most, a seven mile distance between us, how's about a giant NS meetup! I'll bring the blu-tac, you bring the cello, ok? We'll show'em.
Neo Kervoskia
11-10-2005, 01:38
Then why did that cabbie (who was only supposed to charge about $1.00 a mile) charge me $40 to travel across much less than the breadth of the universe? Someone here is lying, and since I unquestioningly believe anything that the interweb tells me, that cabbie obviously ripped me off.
Thank you for telling me NK, now I must go extract my pound of flesh from a dishonest transit operator.
It's not that he's been lying, it's that he's been using the wrong measurement system. :)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-10-2005, 01:40
*Ducks and hopes Czardas doesn't spot this*
Czardas is just a pussy cat. Sure he may talk a big fight, but look at me! I've been robbing him for millenia, and all he does is get a bit grouchy and try and take me out with poorly aimed natural disasters.
To be fair, though, his shooting is getting better. I mean, at least the NO hurricanes hit the right country, which is more than one can say for the tsunamis.
The Silver Sky
11-10-2005, 01:41
Czardas is just a pussy cat. Sure he may talk a big fight, but look at me! I've been robbing him for millenia, and all he does is get a bit grouchy and try and take me out with poorly aimed natural disasters.
To be fair, though, his shooting is getting better. I mean, at least the NO hurricanes hit the right country, which is more than one can say for the tsunamis.
Lol, that's so crazy it must be true!!! :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-10-2005, 01:41
It's not that he's been lying, it's that he's been using the wrong measurement system. :)
So you mean that I can't kill him?
Awwww . . .
Wait, could I go kill the guy who made the ruler that the cabbie used? CAN I, CAN I? PLEEEAASE!
I'll be sure to be back in time for bed, PLEEEAAASE!
Now that we've settled that piddling detail, and there is now, at most, a seven mile distance between us, how's about a giant NS meetup! I'll bring the blu-tac, you bring the cello, ok? We'll show'em.
So that's you who's sitting outside my house right now...
Neo Kervoskia
11-10-2005, 01:42
So you mean that I can't kill him?
Awwww . . .
Wait, could I go kill the guy who made the ruler that the cabbie used? CAN I, CAN I? PLEEEAASE!
I'll be sure to be back in time for bed, PLEEEAAASE!
The ruler manufactorer has been spreading the lies.
Ph33rdom
11-10-2005, 01:43
It would explain why it always feels like we are moving in circles :p
*Ducks and hopes Czardas doesn't spot this*
Too late. Traitor! *iShoot*
CthulhuFhtagn
11-10-2005, 01:45
Lol, that's so crazy it must be true!!! :D
And it's on the Internet!
The Zoogie People
11-10-2005, 01:46
After careful calculations, I have to say that you, sire, are most incorrect. I can only assume you made a classic bumbling of the Froehdur law, because clearly, the universe is six kilometers wide. Miles!? What were you thinking, man!?
Czardas is just a pussy cat. Sure he may talk a big fight, but look at me! I've been robbing him for millenia, and all he does is get a bit grouchy and try and take me out with poorly aimed natural disasters.
To be fair, though, his shooting is getting better. I mean, at least the NO hurricanes hit the right country, which is more than one can say for the tsunamis.
Like I care about your pitiful attempts at annoying me! I've got more important things to work with. Ruling the omniverse, for one thing.
TSS, you were right there. Neo Kervoskia is, in fact, the ruler of the Multiverse. However, I am the Ruler of the Omniverse, so his tiny patch of reality is of no concern to me whatsoever. I am much more concerned with the current war between Pevting and Sceykill Multiverses. They are among the largest in the omniverse and must be dealt with.
Melkor Unchained
11-10-2005, 01:47
Don't spam, please. I've had to lock way too many threads so far tonight as it is. What is it, a full moon or something?