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And the "condemned" man ate a hearty meal ... PIZZA!

Eutrusca
10-10-2005, 23:54
Just placed an order for a Pappa John's Pizza: mushrooms, black olives, pepperoni, tomatoes and anchovies! YUM!

I wasn't going to, but I got to thinking about how much I've deprived myself of lately, what with all the shennaigans dealing with my very extended physical exam and the operation this coming Monday to remove my prostate, and thought "F**k it! I'm gettin' one!" :D
The Tribes Of Longton
10-10-2005, 23:56
Damnit, you're making me hungry now. And it's almost midnight here :(
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2005, 23:56
Jeez, Pappa John's? I wish I could ship you over a real pizza.
Fass
10-10-2005, 23:57
Olives = gag. Prostate = yum!

:fluffle:
Kejott
10-10-2005, 23:59
Damn you and your fancy pizza :(
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 00:11
Olives = gag. Prostate = yum!

:fluffle:
don't forget to dip the pizza in yummy pancreatic juice :P

enjoy your tasty tasty pizza man :)
(i'm getting a fatass dominos tomorrow night...looking forward to it even more now!)
NERVUN
11-10-2005, 00:18
Eutrusca... do you know... how long it has been... since I've had a real American pizza?! One without corn on it?!

And you just had to remind me of the good stuff didn't ya?

:D
Czardas
11-10-2005, 00:19
Pizza...yecch. Am I the only person here who doesn't like the stuff?
Fass
11-10-2005, 00:20
Pizza...yecch. Am I the only person here who doesn't like the stuff?

We hope.
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:21
Damnit, you're making me hungry now. And it's almost midnight here :(
Heh Heh Heh! :D
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 00:22
Damnit, you're making me hungry now. And it's almost midnight here :(
make your damn hot chocolate :p
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:23
Jeez, Pappa John's? I wish I could ship you over a real pizza.
I've had "real pizza." They have some places here that serve it, but none of them deliver. :p
Fass
11-10-2005, 00:23
don't forget to dip the pizza in yummy pancreatic juice :P

Damnit. I don't dare explain the joke to you, and I don't know if you missed it.
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:24
Olives = gag. Prostate = yum!

:fluffle:
ROFLMAO! You twit! :p
Czardas
11-10-2005, 00:25
We hope.
:rolleyes:

Ok, anyone else?
Syniks
11-10-2005, 00:25
Eutrusca... do you know... how long it has been... since I've had a real American pizza?! One without corn on it?! Or Squid...
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:26
Eutrusca... do you know... how long it has been... since I've had a real American pizza?! One without corn on it?!

And you just had to remind me of the good stuff didn't ya?

:D
Mwahahahaha! [ munches a huge bite of hot pizza! ] :D
King Binks
11-10-2005, 00:27
On the "Latest Threads" in the side of my window this thread only read "And the condem man." I thought it was a misspelling of condom. Needless to say, that wasn't why I clicked on it... Enjoy your pizza!
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:27
Damn you and your fancy pizza :(
Wassamatta? Jealous? :D
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 00:28
Damnit. I don't dare explain the joke to you, and I don't know if you missed it.
i get a joke... dunno if its the same one you do... TG me it if you really want to :confused:
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:28
Pizza...yecch. Am I the only person here who doesn't like the stuff?
[ looks around ] Yep. :D
Czardas
11-10-2005, 00:28
On the "Latest Threads" in the side of my window this thread only read "And the condem man." I thought it was a misspelling of condom. Needless to say, that wasn't why I clicked on it... Enjoy your pizza!
LOL... Yeah. Right. :D
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:29
make your damn hot chocolate :p
LOL! PM! Tsk! :D
Kejott
11-10-2005, 00:29
Wassamatta? Jealous? :D

Maybe....BUT I HAVE A BIG PEICE OF CHICKEN! Take that! :p
Czardas
11-10-2005, 00:30
[ looks around ] Yep. :D
Darn it. <_<
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:31
Or Squid...
Ewwwwww! [ hurls ]

I had that dried squid the kids eat like candy when I was on Okinawa. ICK!
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:32
On the "Latest Threads" in the side of my window this thread only read "And the condem man." I thought it was a misspelling of condom. Needless to say, that wasn't why I clicked on it... Enjoy your pizza!
Thanks. And riiiiight, that wasn't the reason you clicked on it! :rolleyes: :D
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:34
Maybe....BUT I HAVE A BIG PEICE OF CHICKEN! Take that! :p
Hey! Thanks! [ grabs the big piece of chicken alternates between bites of the chicken and bites of the pizza! ] YUM! :D
Kejott
11-10-2005, 00:35
Hey! Thanks! [ grabs the big piece of chicken alternates between bites of the chicken and bites of the pizza! ] YUM! :D

Should have got those chicken things that Papa John's has! They're quite delicious but can be very disgusting depending on where you get it.
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:35
Darn it. <_<
Heh! [ feeling sorry for Czardas ] Here! Have a bite of this big piece of chicken. I didn't munch off it very much. ;)
Czardas
11-10-2005, 00:36
Hey! Thanks! [ grabs the big piece of chicken alternates between bites of the chicken and bites of the pizza! ] YUM! :D
Oh yeah? Well I have ... <censored>! But I don't want to share any with you, which is why I'm not telling you what it is! :p
Nidimor
11-10-2005, 00:38
Steak fanatic pizza rocks

Roman pizza sucks. It's not the first pizza anyway; silly Roman posers.
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:40
Oh yeah? Well I have ... <censored>! But I don't want to share any with you, which is why I'm not telling you what it is! :p
I can only try to imagine!

Thanks, but I'm not into warmed-up skank! :D
NERVUN
11-10-2005, 00:41
Or Squid...
Actually... squid on the pizza isn't that bad (Yeah, I'm turning Japanese). It's just the crunchy corn... and the mayo. I have never figured out WHY Japanese have to mix the pizza crust with mayo and then DIP the pizza into mayo.

Mwahahahaha! [ munches a huge bite of hot pizza! ]
*Full out Hestonistic dramatic pose with arms raised to the sky and screaming in a tortured voice* DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR HAVING GOOD PIZZA!!!!!

*ahem* Oh, and the dried squid is MUCH better with beer, that's how you7re supposed to eat it.
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:41
Steak fanatic pizza rocks

Roman pizza sucks. It's not the first pizza anyway; silly Roman posers.
Oh? So where did pizza originate then? PLEASE don't tell me Russia! :p
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 00:44
Actually... squid on the pizza isn't that bad (Yeah, I'm turning Japanese). It's just the crunchy corn... and the mayo. I have never figured out WHY Japanese have to mix the pizza crust with mayo and then DIP the pizza into mayo.

*Full out Hestonistic dramatic pose with arms raised to the sky and screaming in a tortured voice* DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR HAVING GOOD PIZZA!!!!!

*ahem* Oh, and the dried squid is MUCH better with beer, that's how you're supposed to eat it.
ICK! Talk about ruining perfectly good beer! :p

And you can just go on wid yer bad self 'n all dat Hell-onistic posing! :D

[ Munches on his hot, tasty pizza, dancing, while humming "I think I'm turning Japanese! I think I'm turning Japanese! I really think so!" ] :D
Doujin
11-10-2005, 05:01
I almost ordered papa johns. Then I looked at my bank account online info. I cried IRL.
Zagat
11-10-2005, 05:09
Eutrusca... do you know... how long it has been... since I've had a real American pizza?! One without corn on it?!

And you just had to remind me of the good stuff didn't ya?

:D
Corn on pizza? :eek:

The mind boggles (or at least mine does)...

Hope all goes well for you on Monday Eutrusca.
CanuckHeaven
11-10-2005, 08:26
Just placed an order for a Pappa John's Pizza: mushrooms, black olives, pepperoni, tomatoes and anchovies! YUM!

I wasn't going to, but I got to thinking about how much I've deprived myself of lately, what with all the shennaigans dealing with my very extended physical exam and the operation this coming Monday to remove my prostate, and thought "F**k it! I'm gettin' one!" :D
Everything sounds good, except for the dead fish. I don't like dead fish on pizza.

Everyone knows that anchovies belong in a really good Caesar salad, not on pizza.

Good luck!!
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 08:28
I almost ordered papa johns. Then I looked at my bank account online info. I cried IRL.
Heh! As I have done many times over the years! Join the club! :D
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 08:29
Everything sounds good, except for the dead fish. I don't like dead fish on pizza.

Everyone knows that anchovies belong in a really good Caesar salad, not on pizza.

Good luck!!
Thanks!

I disagree about the anchovies. I love 'em on pizza! :D
Lacadaemon
11-10-2005, 08:44
Oh? So where did pizza originate then? PLEASE don't tell me Russia! :p

It depends upon whether or not you consider tomato an essential ingredient. If you do, then naples, if you don't, then ancient greece.
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 08:47
It depends upon whether or not you consider tomato an essential ingredient. If you do, then naples, if you don't, then ancient greece.
Blasphemy! Prove it! LOL! :p
Delator
11-10-2005, 08:47
Pizza...yecch. Am I the only person here who doesn't like the stuff?

No, you're not the only one Czardas. :)

I can't stand the stuff myself.
Eutrusca
11-10-2005, 08:48
No, you're not the only one Czardas. :)

I can't stand the stuff myself.
Heathern! :mp5:
Heron-Marked Warriors
11-10-2005, 09:12
Or Squid...

Squid rules. Maybe not on pizza, but squid still rules.
Delator
11-10-2005, 09:13
Heathern!

In more ways than one! :p
NERVUN
11-10-2005, 10:47
Corn on pizza? :eek:

The mind boggles (or at least mine does)...
Oh yes, it seems to be the main topping over here.
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 10:50
what y'all want to be having is minstrel pizza! we made it while drunk once and it was so good we make it even when sober nowadays :P

you need: one pepperoni pizza (nice oily one from pizza hut works well)

http://www.papaginos.com/images/img_pizza.jpg

one bag of chocolate minstrels:

http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/British/Minstrels.jpg


place minstrels on top of pizza, a slice at a time (as you eat it) as for the chocolate not to melt completely. enjoy! :)
it really is tasty! somehow, it just works....
Demented Hamsters
11-10-2005, 10:56
I wish Eutrusca hadn't posted this thread. You can't get decent pizza here for love nor money. Once I was so desperate for pizza I ended up at the local Pizza Hut.
That was a mistake. A gastly gastronominal mistake.
When I was back home in NZ in July almost every night I was in Hell asking for a pizza.
Hell is a fantastic gourmet pizza franchise btw.
Hell (https://www.hell.co.nz/chooseCity.jsp)
click on Stewart Island!

Now I'm back in Hong Kong and it truly is Hell - no pizza!! :(
NERVUN
11-10-2005, 10:57
*Snip*
I can't believe I'm admiting to this, but when I was younger I found out that vanilla ice cream on top of pepperoni pizza actually tastes good.
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 11:12
I can't believe I'm admiting to this, but when I was younger I found out that vanilla ice cream on top of pepperoni pizza actually tastes good.
yay i'm not the only crazy one :p

i urge everyone to experiment with thier pizzas (not that they aren't delicious enough to begin with, mind)
Delator
11-10-2005, 11:21
I read somewhere that the most popular topping on pizza in South Korea is....tuna.

Where's that damn "disgusted face" smiley?
Soviet Haaregrad
11-10-2005, 11:27
I read somewhere that the most popular topping on pizza in South Korea is....tuna.

Where's that damn "disgusted face" smiley?

I'll take tuna over corn and squid.
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 11:28
nowt wrong with sweetcorn on pizza - its very nice imho


edit: but then i think i just proved i'm weird like that :p
Kanabia
11-10-2005, 11:38
I read somewhere that the most popular topping on pizza in South Korea is....tuna.

Where's that damn "disgusted face" smiley?

I don't understand the problem with different toppings on pizza...what's wrong with tuna? Tuna, cheese, and bread. I'm missing the disgusting part somewhere, I think. Ever eaten tuna mornay? Same difference, minus the bread base.

You could add shrimp, mussels, anchovies, squid, all sorts of other seafood...and whatever vegetables would go well with it. (Yes, I have eaten a pizza like this, and it was definitely awesome)

Sure, if you don't like seafood, then it's a problem, but otherwise, why the revulsion?
Potaria
11-10-2005, 11:48
I can't believe I'm admiting to this, but when I was younger I found out that vanilla ice cream on top of pepperoni pizza actually tastes good.

Heh, when I was in the 1st grade, I poured milk on my pizza. It was pretty good, actually.
Pure Metal
11-10-2005, 11:56
Heh, when I was in the 1st grade, I poured milk on my pizza. It was pretty good, actually.
ok that one is weird :p
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2005, 15:56
I've had "real pizza." They have some places here that serve it, but none of them deliver. :p
And that's one of the reasons I'm not moving out of New Jersey.