Favorite tee shirt & button slogans...
Tyrell Technologies
10-10-2005, 13:07
Yeah.. I love clever tee shirts, buttons, & bumper stickers.
What are your favorites?
"I want to die peacfully, in my sleep like my grandfather did... Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car."
(big black letters) "Nobody knows I'm a Lesbian"
"Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable."
"I'm sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
"My karma ran over your dogma."
"No more bitchy pills for you, little miss crabby ass!"
"Do I look straight to you?"
Tyrell Technologies
10-10-2005, 13:34
And the... Who is it, Grouch Marx? quote...
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
c'mon folks... humor. it's good for you. ;-)
"If you can read this, you need another beer" (in very blurry letters)
"Ban the Bomb! (save the world for conventional warfare)"
"I'm fat, but you're ugly. I can lose weight. What will you do?"
Sick Nightmares
10-10-2005, 13:44
I support gay marriage, but only if both the chicks are hot!
Sick Nightmares
10-10-2005, 13:45
(wriiten on the back of a shirt) The girl I'm talking to is a total bitch!
Amoebistan
10-10-2005, 13:51
As seen on a girl's shirt: "Stop reading my breasts!"
And on a sticker, "If God didn't want us to eat animals, why'd he make them out of meat?"
One of my favorites is a bumper sticker reading, "Republican health care plan: Don't get sick."
UnitarianUniversalists
10-10-2005, 13:52
English does not borrow from other languages, it follows them down a back ally, mugs them, then goes through their pockets looking for loose grammar.
English does not borrow from other languages, it follows them down a back ally, mugs them, then goes through their pockets looking for loose grammar. :D
Eldpollard
10-10-2005, 13:54
my fav is, my invisible friend thinks you have a problem
Sick Nightmares
10-10-2005, 13:57
(front of shirt) There are two people fucking on the back of my shirt
(back of shirt) Just Kidding! Believe in Jesus!
I swear it's a REAL shirt!
BackwoodsSquatches
10-10-2005, 14:00
"Please turn me over so I dont choke on my own vomit."
On the back:
"Thank you."
"Jesus did it for the chicks!"
"By the time you learn that this shirt doesnt say anything, its too late for you to stop reading it, you dumb fuck."
For infants:
"They shake me!"
"Daddy's milk is salty."
(front of shirt) There are two people fucking on the back of my shirt
(back of shirt) Just Kidding! Believe in Jesus!
I swear it's a REAL shirt!I've seen that one! It's the one with Jesus blinking with one eye and a big grin on the back, innit?
Amoebistan
10-10-2005, 14:06
We need some Binky Brown merchandise.
Sick Nightmares
10-10-2005, 14:10
I've seen that one! It's the one with Jesus blinking with one eye and a big grin on the back, innit?
Thats the one! Great, ain't it?
Thats the one! Great, ain't it?Yeah. :D
Sick Nightmares
10-10-2005, 14:12
Speaking of t-shirts, check this out! Got to be one of the coolest things I've ever seen a company do! LINK (http://www.tshirthell.com/traveloffer.htm)
Monkeypimp
10-10-2005, 14:24
(front of shirt) There are two people fucking on the back of my shirt
(back of shirt) Just Kidding! Believe in Jesus!
I swear it's a REAL shirt!
From reading your posts, you may as well just tell everyone to go to tshirthell...
Mazalandia
10-10-2005, 14:28
Support The Fine Arts, Shoot a rapper.
"I looted a New Orleans Safeway, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!"
Zero Six Three
10-10-2005, 14:45
"I looted a New Orleans Safeway, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!"
from jimmy carr..
"my girlfriend went on a u.n sponsored trip to investigate child labour in the far east.. and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!"
also..
on the front
"See No Evil
Hear No Evil
Speak No Evil"
on the back
"Rohypnol"
Hata-alla
10-10-2005, 15:27
A great one I heard today. It's for swedes.
In USA we have George Bush, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
In Sweden we have Göran Persson, no cash and no hope!
:D
Aryan Einherjers
10-10-2005, 15:33
co ed naked murder suicide
dead and gone with nothing on