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Waah! Innocents are being infected! Waah! People are dying.

People don't realize the positive things that herpes can bring. Without herpes, the world would be greatly overpopulated. how could they be fed? Without cancet, what would happen to the global economy? Cancer keeps doctors on their toes. It promotes technology.

People who dislike it only think of the current affects, the suffering and such, they don't think of the bigger picture. It's the lot of humans to suffer anyways, cancer gives us a chance to improve our conditions, to level out the playing field so the people have a chance. It's because of cancer the government needs the people on it's side.

So I say go cancer go!

Wait. Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell.

No he's serious. I mean anyone from West Dakota doesnt have a sarcastic bone in there body. ;)

Wait. Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell.
I have a perfectly serious expression on my face, just look at it.

I'm not a big fan of Cancer. I prefer Aquarius (my sign.)

Waah! Innocents are being infected! Waah! People are dying.

People don't realize the positive things that herpes can bring. Without herpes, the world would be greatly overpopulated. how could they be fed? Without cancet, what would happen to the global economy? Cancer keeps doctors on their toes. It promotes technology.

People who dislike it only think of the current affects, the suffering and such, they don't think of the bigger picture. It's the lot of humans to suffer anyways, cancer gives us a chance to improve our conditions, to level out the playing field so the people have a chance. It's because of cancer the government needs the people on it's side.

So I say go cancer go!
Yeah I mean cancer can put down tyrany (sometimes!) dident you hear about that one guy that was evil and died of it

See that justifies ALL cancer! (ps just incase people did not notice YES I did get the joke and YES this is sarcastic aswell)

isnt this spam or something? i mean come on.. its clearly mocking another thread. although.. lets agree its better to be not over-populated.

Yes, cancer is good in the long run. For one thing, it allows you to escape this hellhole that we call life, and all your materialistic, hypocritical comrades-in-species. And I'm being dead serious here.

Having cancer once before, I have no complaints about it. Sure, it came in the form of a tumor in my cerebellum that left me partially disabled, but it made me stronger, and able to put my life back into order. Quite frankly, it taught me not to give a shit about dying, nor to care what I do in this life. This may sound cold, but let's face it fellas, we all die some day. Why not live while you can?

Wait, where does herpes fit into this?

Waah! Innocents are being infected! Waah! People are dying.

People don't realize the positive things that herpes can bring. Without herpes, the world would be greatly overpopulated. how could they be fed? Without cancet, what would happen to the global economy? Cancer keeps doctors on their toes. It promotes technology.

People who dislike it only think of the current affects, the suffering and such, they don't think of the bigger picture. It's the lot of humans to suffer anyways, cancer gives us a chance to improve our conditions, to level out the playing field so the people have a chance. It's because of cancer the government needs the people on it's side.

So I say go cancer go!
I have cancer.

I have cancer.

But you're not crying about it that I can see.

But you're not crying about it that I can see.
Nope.

I have cancer.

Yeah, well, I have herp...

No, no I don't! Seriously.

Yeah, well, I have herp...

No, no I don't! Seriously.
Heh! Fass, you twit! :p

Waah! Innocents are being infected! Waah! People are dying.

People don't realize the positive things that herpes can bring. Without herpes, the world would be greatly overpopulated. how could they be fed? Without cancet, what would happen to the global economy? Cancer keeps doctors on their toes. It promotes technology.

People who dislike it only think of the current affects, the suffering and such, they don't think of the bigger picture. It's the lot of humans to suffer anyways, cancer gives us a chance to improve our conditions, to level out the playing field so the people have a chance. It's because of cancer the government needs the people on it's side.

So I say go cancer go!


I know people that are in remission and have known people that have died from cancer.

That being said...




GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

Yeah, well, I have herp...

No, no I don't! Seriously.
Too late.
Fass has herpes, everyone!!!

Waah! Innocents are being infected! Waah! People are dying.

People don't realize the positive things that herpes can bring. Without herpes, the world would be greatly overpopulated. how could they be fed? Without cancet, what would happen to the global economy? Cancer keeps doctors on their toes. It promotes technology.

People who dislike it only think of the current affects, the suffering and such, they don't think of the bigger picture. It's the lot of humans to suffer anyways, cancer gives us a chance to improve our conditions, to level out the playing field so the people have a chance. It's because of cancer the government needs the people on it's side.

So I say go cancer go!

Wow, sounds annoying and ignorant at the same time. Have you ever had cancer?!

Heh! Fass, you twit! :p

Heh, Eutrusca, you git!

But you're not crying about it that I can see.
Can you imagine Eut crying about something? ;)

Heh, Eutrusca, you git!
ROFLMAO!! Hehehe! :D

Oh my god people can't you see he's being sarcastic obviously in response to serapindal's "people cry to much about war" thread

and as a side note how goes the battle with cancer eutrusca

Too late.
Fass has herpes, everyone!!!

Funny.

Can you imagine Eut crying about something? ;)
I'll have you know that I do cry once in awhile. :p

Funny.
Oh, I totally agree! As a matter of fact, it was hilarious! :D

I know people that are in remission and have known people that have died from cancer.

That being said...
Well, it's a thing people sometimes use that causes a lot of controversy, and generally if you're smart you can tell when they're using it... at least most people can... guess what it is? :rolleyes:

Oh, I totally agree! As a matter of fact, it was hilarious! :D

*shakes fist at you*

I'll have you know that I do cry once in awhile. :p
Awww... Does Euty have an ouchie boo-boo, the poor wittew baby? :p

This was actually a satire of Serinpindal's thread about war.

This was actually a satire of Serinpindal's thread about war.
I realized that...

Well, it's a thing people sometimes use that causes a lot of controversy, and generally if you're smart you can tell when they're using it... at least most people can... guess what it is? :rolleyes:

Hmmm I wonder what the thing your referencing is...... :rolleyes:

This was actually a satire of Serinpindal's thread about war.

I told ya bitches

Hmmm I wonder what the thing your referencing is...... :rolleyes:
Uh... what did I ask? :rolleyes:

Waah! Innocents are being infected! Waah! People are dying.

People don't realize the positive things that herpes can bring. Without herpes, the world would be greatly overpopulated. how could they be fed? Without cancet, what would happen to the global economy? Cancer keeps doctors on their toes. It promotes technology.

People who dislike it only think of the current affects, the suffering and such, they don't think of the bigger picture. It's the lot of humans to suffer anyways, cancer gives us a chance to improve our conditions, to level out the playing field so the people have a chance. It's because of cancer the government needs the people on it's side.

So I say go cancer go!

Well duh, if it doesn't kill you it only makes you stronger, I mean this should be common sense by now people.

This was actually a satire of Serinpindal's thread about war.
Yes, and nicely done too. Seriously, that thread was creepy, like a Nazi justification.

Yes, and nicely done too. Seriously, that thread was creepy, like a Nazi justification.

Isn't every thread Serapindal starts that?

Oh my god people can't you see he's being sarcastic obviously in response to serapindal's "people cry to much about war" thread

and as a side note how goes the battle with cancer eutrusca

Seriously? He was being sarcastic? I had no idea. There wasn't a single clue that this was sarcasm. Wow. My mind is blown.

Eutrusca doesn't have cancer. The cancer has Eutrusca! But seriously, as always, best wishes for your health, Eut.

Eutrusca doesn't have cancer. The cancer has Eutrusca! But seriously, as always, best wishes for your health, Eut.
Huh? [ confused look ] :confused:

Thank you for the kind wishes. :)

Awww... Does Euty have an ouchie boo-boo, the poor wittew baby? :p
Buttwipe! :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

*shakes fist at you*
Hehehe! Nah nah nah naaaah nah! :D

Awww... Does Euty have an ouchie boo-boo, the poor wittew baby? :p
Ok, I'm hardly one of Eut's stalwart defenders, but Czardas - man... that's seriously cold. Eutrusca: you can beat it. You need to focus your energies and banish any doubts of your imminent personal victory. Don't let 'em get you down. My old man beat cancer. He died of congestive lung failure, sure - but not cancer, damnnit! :p

Huh? [ confused look ] :confused:

Thank you for the kind wishes. :)

Usually one thinks of cancer a a horrible thing to befall a person. In this case, I'm saying that YOU are a terrible thing to happen to cancer. It doesn't know who it's messing with.

I was trying to be funny, irreverent and supportive all at once. I failed. :(

Ok, I'm hardly one of Eut's stalwart defenders, but Czardas - man... that's seriously cold. Eutrusca: you can beat it. You need to focus your energies and banish any doubts of your imminent personal victory. Don't let 'em get you down. My old man beat cancer. He died of congestive lung failure, sure - but not cancer, damnnit! :p

Czarda wasn't referencing Eut's cancer there, he was talking about Eut's revelation that he does indeed cry once in a while (probably during sex...ewwwwwwwww.)

Usually one thinks of cancer a a horrible thing to befall a person. In this case, I'm saying that YOU are a terrible thing to happen to cancer. It doesn't know who it's messing with.

I was trying to be funny, irreverent and supportive all at once. I failed. :(
ROFL!!! No you didn't. I just didn't understand. :p

Czarda wasn't referencing Eut's cancer there, he was talking about Eut's revelation that he does indeed cry once in a while (probably during sex...ewwwwwwwww.)
Yeah, I cry sometimes. ( but not during sex! ) You gotta prollem wid dat, PUNK? :D

Ok, I'm hardly one of Eut's stalwart defenders, but Czardas - man... that's seriously cold. Eutrusca: you can beat it. You need to focus your energies and banish any doubts of your imminent personal victory. Don't let 'em get you down. My old man beat cancer. He died of congestive lung failure, sure - but not cancer, damnnit! :p
LOL! It's ok. He was just making like a standup comedian and fell on his azz. Heh! ;)

Don't worry about an old soldier, he knows he's been living on borrowed time anyway. To me, this is just another battle in a war that we all ultimately lose, but ain't no WAY I'll go quietly! :D

The comedic aspects of cancer are difficult to bring to the front in a tasteful way. Only my idol, George Carlin has done so with success:

Yeah, about time for me to get a little drink of water. Figure this stuff is safe to drink? Huh?
Actually I don't care if it's safe or not, I drink it anyway. You know why? Cause I'm an American and I expect a little cancer in my food and water.
That's right, I'm a loyal American and I'm not happy unless I've let government and industry poison me a little bit every day.
Let me have a few hundred thousand carcinogens here.

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's good for you. Keeps you on you're toes.
Besides, I ain't afraid of cancer...I had broccoli for lunch.
Broccoli kills cancer. A lot of people don't know that, it's not out yet.
It's true. You find out you got some cancer...get yourself a fucking bowl of broccoli.
That'll wipe it right out in a day or two. Cauliflower too.
Cauliflower kills the really big cancers. The ones you can see through clothing from across the street.
Broccoli kills the little ones. The ones that are slowly eating your way from inside...while your goddamn, goofy, half- educated doctor keeps telling you, "your doing fine Jim."
In fact bring your doctor a bowl of broccoli. He's probably got cancer too.
Probably picked it up from you. They don't know what their doing, it's all guesswork in a white coat.
Here, let me have a few more sips of industrial waste.

Ahh, maybe...maybe I can turn them cancers against one another.
That's what you gotta hope for you know, that you get more than one cancer so they eat each other up instead of you.
In fact, the way I look at it, the more cancer you got, the healthier you are.

I'll bookmark this funny example of the broken window fallacy.

The comedic aspects of cancer are difficult to bring to the front in a tasteful way. Only my idol, George Carlin has done so with success:

Yeah, about time for me to get a little drink of water. Figure this stuff is safe to drink? Huh?
Actually I don't care if it's safe or not, I drink it anyway. You know why? Cause I'm an American and I expect a little cancer in my food and water.
That's right, I'm a loyal American and I'm not happy unless I've let government and industry poison me a little bit every day.
Let me have a few hundred thousand carcinogens here.

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's good for you. Keeps you on you're toes.
Besides, I ain't afraid of cancer...I had broccoli for lunch.
Broccoli kills cancer. A lot of people don't know that, it's not out yet.
It's true. You find out you got some cancer...get yourself a fucking bowl of broccoli.
That'll wipe it right out in a day or two. Cauliflower too.
Cauliflower kills the really big cancers. The ones you can see through clothing from across the street.
Broccoli kills the little ones. The ones that are slowly eating your way from inside...while your goddamn, goofy, half- educated doctor keeps telling you, "your doing fine Jim."
In fact bring your doctor a bowl of broccoli. He's probably got cancer too.
Probably picked it up from you. They don't know what their doing, it's all guesswork in a white coat.
Here, let me have a few more sips of industrial waste.

Ahh, maybe...maybe I can turn them cancers against one another.
That's what you gotta hope for you know, that you get more than one cancer so they eat each other up instead of you.
In fact, the way I look at it, the more cancer you got, the healthier you are.That's some funny sh!t.

In fact, the way I look at it, the more cancer you got, the healthier you are.
Damn! That means I'm not nearly as healthy as I thought! :eek: