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Ever see your Parents naked?

Arkanaland
09-10-2005, 08:12
Yeap, this is akin to the thread "Ever catch your parents doing the dew?" Except I don't have such a witty metaphore.

I'm here to tell the tale of my experiance with that...it happened not a week ago. My Mother ws wearing a night gown, it was early morning, I was up to get ready to visit my girlfriend...my mom and I were in the kitchen, when all of a sudden my mom bent down.

It was a frightfull, impotency-inducing, erectile dysfunction-making sight...

My Mom doesn't wear panties with her night gown...

I didn't see her ass, no no...that woudl have been prefferable to what I DID see...SHE SHAVES! Oh help me! I think I'm going to die...
The Chinese Republics
09-10-2005, 08:25
is she's hot? :D :D :D
Zagat
09-10-2005, 08:32
Yes I have seen my parents naked.

As for creating sexual dysfunction, clearly this is some problem stemming from some aspect/s of socialisation expericances.
Aryan Einherjers
09-10-2005, 08:40
i'm not sure how you can live with your parents your entire childhood and not see them nake upon occasion unless they are so hung up on modesty that they are constantly vigilant in preventing you.
Samnur
09-10-2005, 08:56
We had similar experience. Why else we speak odd? Not good. Get to our brain.
Arkanaland
09-10-2005, 09:02
Nah, no social issues...and I don't really have sexual dysfunction - it's just a sight, to some of us, that could induce such problems. For you folks that have hot moms...give me their number.

If you want my mom's number...you're one sick son of a -
LA Ice
09-10-2005, 09:08
I decided that I'd make a home video. I just wanted to check that the tape I was using didn't have anything important on it. And I saw my mum naked. Not a pretty sight one bit. *vomit*

And my dad? I was going to have s hower myself, and I went into the shower and he was in there naked.

The funniest thing is that when you see someone naked you automatically look at the area above the legs and below the stomach, even though it's pretty digusting.
Kejott
09-10-2005, 09:10
Thanks for extending my thread, I appreciate it :p

But anywho, yes I see them naked all the time. They really don't believe in clothing and walk around the house naked all the time, which is why the thought of them having sex scares me so much.
Zagat
09-10-2005, 09:13
Nah, no social issues...and I don't really have sexual dysfunction - it's just a sight, to some of us, that could induce such problems.

Trust me, if seeing one's parents naked is disconcerting, much less if it causes sexual dysfunction, this is the result of socialisation. Ask yourself what came first in human evolution; parents or clothes?
Arkanaland
09-10-2005, 09:27
However true, it's a simple matter that...that...

I won't continue, I'll just sound like a pervert.

AH, what the hell...if your mom would give you the hebegebees if you weren't her son...then chances are, seeing her, knowing you were shot out of her loins like a circus cannon baller...isn't going to be too much of a good thing.

And again, I was exaggerating. No sexual dysfunction here. Which is of course, why I can agree with your conclusion. If you can't get it up from seeing your mom - chances are you aren't going to get much in life.

Even from your Sister. ;)

And Kejott, your thread reminded me of that experiance...dang you. Dang you to heck! :P
Zagat
09-10-2005, 09:32
However true, it's a simple matter that...that...

I won't continue, I'll just sound like a pervert.

AH, what the hell...if your mom would give you the hebegebees if you weren't her son...then chances are, seeing her, knowing you were shot out of her loins like a circus cannon baller...isn't going to be too much of a good thing.
Aha, only I suspect that like parents, ugly people predate clothes.... :eek: ;)

And again, I was exaggerating.
Yeah, I figured you didnt mean literally, even if it were not unlikely that someone would be permently rendered impotent from one visual experiance, if you had quite literally been rendered impotent, well, it's hardly something one is likely to brag about on the internet if you know what I mean... :p
Kejott
09-10-2005, 09:32
However true, it's a simple matter that...that...

I won't continue, I'll just sound like a pervert.

AH, what the hell...if your mom would give you the hebegebees if you weren't her son...then chances are, seeing her, knowing you were shot out of her loins like a circus cannon baller...isn't going to be too much of a good thing.

And again, I was exaggerating. No sexual dysfunction here. Which is of course, why I can agree with your conclusion. If you can't get it up from seeing your mom - chances are you aren't going to get much in life.

Even from your Sister. ;)

And Kejott, your thread reminded me of that experiance...dang you. Dang you to heck! :P

Hey what else am I here for? Glad to be of service to ya! :D
Arkanaland
09-10-2005, 09:45
Aha, only I suspect that like parents, ugly people predate clothes.... :eek: ;)


Yeah, I figured you didnt mean literally, even if it were not unlikely that someone would be permently rendered impotent from one visual experiance, if you had quite literally been rendered impotent, well, it's hardly something one is likely to brag about on the internet if you know what I mean... :p

Haha...me? Talk about my impotency? Hah! I have a 12..no...18 inch penis! And you're right, humanity predates clothes...makes me wonder how we survived this long. Man, that's a scary thought. I tell you, though, some mothers out there are just enough to make you go blugh! I wonder how some mothers squeeze out seven kids, whilest looking like they've squeezed out 12.
Cabra West
09-10-2005, 10:07
You mean you never saw your parents nacked ever before? That's... odd. Very odd.

You never took a bath with your mother or father when you were younger? And they would always be dressed impeccably when you ran into their room because you just had a scary dream? :eek:
Maineiacs
09-10-2005, 10:16
Have I seen my parents naked? *shudders* :eek: