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I juast spent an hour outside, freezing my skinny white ass off, because some pot smoking asshole didn't take his joint outside!

Ok, so Im hanging out, NSing, when the fire alarm rings. You know, that very annoying ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Anyway, I know there are monthly fire drills, but I thought it odd that they chose to do it at 6:30 in the evening. So, I reluctantly put a pair of shorts on, grab my wallet and keys, and head outside. I thought it was eather a fire drill, or some asswipe pulled the alarm on a dare or something.

I get outside, along with everyone else, and we mill around for a few secs. Then, people start pointing to a window on the 3rd floor. Smoke is just POURING out of the windows, and you could see a definate glow. WE all stand there, mouths agape at the scene unfolding before us.

The fire department eventually gets there, and puts it out. But, as with all fires, you are not allowed to go back in before they do their little inspections.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I have little body fat. That is a bad thing in this situation. It is about 45 degrees (F) outside. On top of that, I neglect to put long pants on, or even a shirt! So, I keep standing there, being quite cold.

Over an HOUR later, one of the head dorm people comes out to talk with us. Evidently, the folks in the room were smoking pot, and somehow the joint caught the carpet on fire. Those asswipes cause me to freeze my ass off because they didn't take their weed outside!

God, my nipples are hard!

I juast spent an hour outside, freezing my skinny white ass off, because some pot smoking asshole didn't take his joint outside!

Ok, so Im hanging out, NSing, when the fire alarm rings. You know, that very annoying ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Anyway, I know there are monthly fire drills, but I thought it odd that they chose to do it at 6:30 in the evening. So, I reluctantly put a pair of shorts on, grab my wallet and keys, and head outside. I thought it was eather a fire drill, or some asswipe pulled the alarm on a dare or something.

I get outside, along with everyone else, and we mill around for a few secs. Then, people start pointing to a window on the 3rd floor. Smoke is just POURING out of the windows, and you could see a definate glow. WE all stand there, mouths agape at the scene unfolding before us.

The fire department eventually gets there, and puts it out. But, as with all fires, you are not allowed to go back in before they do their little inspections.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I have little body fat. That is a bad thing in this situation. It is about 45 degrees (F) outside. On top of that, I neglect to put long pants on, or even a shirt! So, I keep standing there, being quite cold.

Over an HOUR later, one of the head dorm people comes out to talk with us. Evidently, the folks in the room were smoking pot, and somehow the joint caught the carpet on fire. Those asswipes cause me to freeze my ass off because they didn't take their weed outside!

God, my nipples are hard!

What college are you in?

God, my nipples are hard!
Now there's an image I didn't need! :eek:

I had some douchebag(or douchebags as the case may be) pull a fire alarm at 4 AM in my dorm like 2 weeks ago. The entire thing was evacuated as firefighters did a floor by floor, room by room check for fire. Took them a goddamned hour. I was smart enough to get a shirt, pants and coat on, but it was still 4 AM, cold and I was pissed. Honestly, the aforementioned douchebags are lucky they didn't cross my path. Two men enter, one man leave. :sniper:

Thank god it happened on a weekend. There would have been a riot if it had been a school night.

What college are you in?

Michigan State

well hope that "pot-tard" get expelled from university (or college) for good.

God, my nipples are hard!
are u female? :D :D :D

hahaha oh that brings back memories... of 3am fire drills, flatmates setting the oven on fire (that was scary :eek: ), getting caught by the guards smoking weed in a dorm room (its britain, they didn't care :D), and especially of when my mate jimi was too stoned to fill the zippo up properly, got the lighter fluid everywhere - all over his hands, trousers, the zippo itself, the desk and the floor - but proceeded to light it anyway dispite being aware of this, consequentially setting the carpet and duvet on fire lol... i can only guess thats what happened to your local stoners too :p

but we had the sense to put ours out sharpish before the alarms went off...

Heh, my halls had faulty fire alarms. They'd go off in the middle of the afternoon, the evening, and in the night, people would just say meh and go back to sleep.

I've done that. :(

There would have been a riot if it had been a school night.

Hmmmm...riot, you say.

(Note: We at MSU really like to riot. Alot. We riot over the silliest things.

Exams: RIOT
Football loss: RIOT
Football Win: RIOT
Football Tie: RIOT
No pie at Dinner: RIOT)

Exams: RIOT
Football loss: RIOT
Football Win: RIOT
Football Tie: RIOT
No pie at Dinner: RIOT)
aw man, my uni was so boring compared to that... probably why we all smoked so much pot :P
needed a good riot to give us something to do ;)

Karma is a bitch.


LOL @ South Islands

aw man, my uni was so boring compared to that... probably why we all smoked so much pot :P
needed a good riot to give us something to do ;)

We smoke pot (OUTSIDE!), and we still riot.

Seriously, its about 5 weeks into the semester, and we've already had half a dozen major riots, and a dozen smaller ones.

Oh, and couches burn really well.

Now there's an image I didn't need! :eek:

Shush, Eut.

I know you like it. Deep inside your brain...

We smoke pot (OUTSIDE!), and we still riot.

Seriously, its about 5 weeks into the semester, and we've already had half a dozen major riots, and a dozen smaller ones.

Oh, and couches burn really well.
hmm sounds like you got a lot of stuff to burn... over here students are too poor to burn their precious puke-stained, burn-holed, nasty grotty old couch :P

Wow, this definitely brings back memories of KU's McCollum... we once had 4 or 5 firealarms in one night, and it was really depressing that the staff made us stand outside for like a fucking hour every single time to "teach whoever did it a lesson." I wanted to kick the asses of the people who pulled all those alarms. :headbang: :sniper:

that's nothing. my year at baylor u. some gu ywas pulling the fire alarm almost once a week, at 4:00am in the bloody morning :mad: ! usually on a sat. morning too :headbang: . though, for the most part, i was still awake ;) , so it was more of having to evac and than wait for a half-hour.

Hmmmm...riot, you say.

(Note: We at MSU really like to riot. Alot. We riot over the silliest things.

Exams: RIOT
Football loss: RIOT
Football Win: RIOT
Football Tie: RIOT
No pie at Dinner: RIOT)

Well we would have been right mad... maybe a lynching. Not a full on whole campus riot. Alas we are but one dorm...

But that gets me thingking - now if there were a complicated prank to pull all fire alarms in all dorms simultaneously at 3AM Monday morning... I'd wager we could get a riot going.... muwahahahaha...

Well we would have been right mad... maybe a lynching. Not a full on whole campus riot. Alas we are but one dorm...

But that gets me thingking - now if there were a complicated prank to pull all fire alarms in all dorms simultaneously at 3AM Monday morning... I'd wager we could get a riot going.... muwahahahaha...

Hmmm...pulling all the fire alarms at 4:00AM

*Scribbles idea into Book O' Nasty things to do*

Yeah we have had like 4 fire alarms in the last month all fake...Im thinking next time im staying inside...ill burn rather than running down 10 flights of stairs then go 10 back up only to do it again 10 mins later when another drunk does the same thing. GRRR drunks :mp5:

Yeah we have had like 4 fire alarms in the last month all fake...Im thinking next time im staying inside...ill burn rather than running down 10 flights of stairs then go 10 back up only to do it again 10 mins later when another drunk does the same thing. GRRR drunks :mp5:

Yes... DRUNKS BAD!

Why do you follow the fire alarm when you know most of the times it won't be a fire? I wouldn't follow the fire alarm when I go to college. The chance is it's not a fire. I'll take the chance.

Why do you follow the fire alarm when you know most of the times it won't be a fire? I wouldn't follow the fire alarm when I go to college. The chance is it's not a fire. I'll take the chance.

You gotta. Besides, they have fire drills once a month. I can deal with that.

(I CAN NOT deal with hard nipples!!!)

You gotta. Besides, they have fire drills once a month. I can deal with that.

(I CAN NOT deal with hard nipples!!!)

It's not like high school where they have teachers. You could just hide in your closet or something.

It's not like high school where they have teachers. You could just hide in your closet or something.
Erm...I have no closet.

Erm...I have no closet.

Just don't follow the fire drill. Take a risk, plus if it is a real fire, you could be on tv. You know the guy in the window waiting to be rescued.

Karma is a bitch.
No flaming the mods, please. :p






........Oh, you mean the other karma. ;)

Michigan State

Nice...my highschool is about thirty miles north of there. Tiny place in the corn fields.

Nice...my highschool is about thirty miles north of there. Tiny place in the corn fields.

Lots of those in the area.

My roomie's a farmer from Frankenmuth.

Hun, you think you got problems,

i live on the ground floor of a college, i left my windows open while i went to visit my BF, who only lived a few doors down, some guys were smoking (just cigarettes, btw theyre bad!) right outside my window, the smoke blew into my room, set off the fire alarm,

i heard the alarm, saw that the room that the fire was suposedly in, my door wasn't even shut, so i walked in, could smell smoke, then worked out what happened, i got a $200 fine for setting off the fire alarm! even though it was the guys smoking outside,

and that I and my BF said that i was in his room at the time, but the principle didnt belive me and the smokers didnt want the fine, even though others saw them smokeing right outside my room,

grrrrr..... any yep i had to stand outside for over an hour while the firies went through, and i told them it was my room and that their was no fire!

Lots of those in the area.

My roomie's a farmer from Frankenmuth.

Good point...heard of Ovid-Elsie Highschool?

Good point...heard of Ovid-Elsie Highschool?

Nope. I hail from the GR.

I juast spent an hour outside, freezing my skinny white ass off, because some pot smoking asshole didn't take his joint outside!

Ok, so Im hanging out, NSing, when the fire alarm rings. You know, that very annoying ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Anyway, I know there are monthly fire drills, but I thought it odd that they chose to do it at 6:30 in the evening. So, I reluctantly put a pair of shorts on, grab my wallet and keys, and head outside. I thought it was eather a fire drill, or some asswipe pulled the alarm on a dare or something.

I get outside, along with everyone else, and we mill around for a few secs. Then, people start pointing to a window on the 3rd floor. Smoke is just POURING out of the windows, and you could see a definate glow. WE all stand there, mouths agape at the scene unfolding before us.

The fire department eventually gets there, and puts it out. But, as with all fires, you are not allowed to go back in before they do their little inspections.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I have little body fat. That is a bad thing in this situation. It is about 45 degrees (F) outside. On top of that, I neglect to put long pants on, or even a shirt! So, I keep standing there, being quite cold.

Over an HOUR later, one of the head dorm people comes out to talk with us. Evidently, the folks in the room were smoking pot, and somehow the joint caught the carpet on fire. Those asswipes cause me to freeze my ass off because they didn't take their weed outside!

God, my nipples are hard!
Was anybody naked? I love watching the naked guy try to keep warm. Especially in January. Hehehe.

P.S. I hate the cold. :(

Was anybody naked? I love watching the naked guy try to keep warm. Especially in January. Hehehe.

P.S. I hate the cold. :(
o god that is evil, was there anyone naked?