We've got crack heads, crack whores, and now crack squirrels
Drunk commies deleted
08-10-2005, 20:59
It seems squirrels are getting hooked on crack! Dealers hide their stash outdoors and squirrels find it. They've even been known to mug people for their next fix. Won't somebody please think of the squirrels!?!?
http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0400lambeth/tm_objectid=16217629&method=full&siteid=50100&headline=squirrels-on-crack-name_page.html
The South Islands
08-10-2005, 21:00
How long before PETA protests?
Super-power
08-10-2005, 21:03
ROFL that's great
Tactical Grace
08-10-2005, 21:05
I'm on Skype with a bunch of NS players, and we're laughing our asses off.
Call to power
08-10-2005, 21:11
*goes to check on stash in garden*
*goes to check on stash in garden*
Uh-oh, that was your garden?! *Runs and hides*
Koncepta
08-10-2005, 21:13
I suppose I should start expecting bizarre articles from Drunk commies deleted?
Kroblexskij
08-10-2005, 21:18
i couldn't read that in the guardian without thinking of Viz
especially when they said.
"I've never seen one," said one staff member, "but there might be crack foxes."
Utopiapolis
08-10-2005, 21:20
You smoke crack. Squirrels don't know how to light crack you idiot.
You smoke crack. Squirrels don't know how to light crack you idiot.
That's what they WANT you to think ;)
The South Islands
08-10-2005, 21:29
That's what they WANT you to think ;)
They are smarter than they appear. They have a vast empire, and are bent on world domination.
New Burmesia
08-10-2005, 21:31
You smoke crack. Squirrels don't know how to light crack you idiot.
Sure, squirrels can smoke crack, since when they somke crack they end up knowing how to smoke it. See? They're paradoxical little buggers!
Drunk commies deleted
08-10-2005, 21:32
You smoke crack. Squirrels don't know how to light crack you idiot.
I know that but you can ingest it too. It takes longer to feel the effects and it's an inefficient way to use it since you won't get as high off of the same ammount of crack, but when a squirrel that weighs a few hundred grams eats a rock weighing a quarter gram it's going to get fucked up.
They are smarter than they appear. They have a vast empire, and are bent on world domination.
Exactly, what do people think accorns are for? They're anti-personel proximity mines/crack pipes!
Eutrusca
08-10-2005, 21:34
I'm on Skype with a bunch of NS players, and we're laughing our asses off.
I just downloaded Skype. Pretty kewl! :D
Drunk commies deleted
08-10-2005, 21:35
WTF is skype?
I just downloaded Skype. Pretty kewl! :D
Skype does the kick the ass, and it does it awesomely! Give me a ring man if ya want to at: Bradford_Showers :D
Eutrusca
08-10-2005, 22:29
Skype does the kick the ass, and it does it awesomely! Give me a ring man if ya want to at: Bradford_Showers :D
Kewl! Mine is Forrest_Horn! :D
Pure Metal
08-10-2005, 22:49
lol i demand pictures :p
Lunatic Goofballs
08-10-2005, 22:50
Only one squirrel can stop these roving bands or armed lunatic crack squirrels!
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2004/SuperSquirrel.jpg
Pure Metal
08-10-2005, 22:52
Only one squirrel can stop these roving bands or armed lunatic crack squirrels!
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2004/SuperSquirrel.jpg
awwww so cute :D
Neo Kervoskia
08-10-2005, 22:55
Only one squirrel can stop these roving bands or armed lunatic crack squirrels!
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2004/SuperSquirrel.jpg
Look at what crack is doing to the youngins!
http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/drunk_squirrel.jpg
The South Islands
08-10-2005, 23:00
Crack squirrel, Crack Squirrel Shake your bushy tail
Crack squirrel, Crack Squirrel Shake your bushy tail
Shove a rock in your paw and shove up your nose
Crack squirrel, Crack Squirrel Shake your bushy tail
I used to hide my weed stash outside but a squirell ate 250$ worth of bud so I don't do that anymore,other than that funny article