NationStates Jolt Archive


Comeback thread

Mich selbst und ich
08-10-2005, 20:30
Post all your good comebacks to insults on this thread, Ill post my only good one(s)

Person 1: You dont have a penis/you have a small penis
Person 2: No, trust me, I do, your mom knows all about it ;)
Ifreann
08-10-2005, 20:31
Any comeback involving someones mother=(shit+done before)Retarded
Bleenie
09-10-2005, 00:58
"If I wanted a comeback I woulda wiped it off your face"
Gruenberg
09-10-2005, 01:01
(To a bad joke)

"That's about as funny as the holocaust."
CthulhuFhtagn
09-10-2005, 01:03
Post all your good comebacks to insults on this thread, Ill post my only good one(s)

Person 1: You dont have a penis/you have a small penis
Person 2: No, trust me, I do, your mom knows all about it ;)
That comeback sucks worse than a five-cent whore.

Disclaimer: This is not flaming. It is constructive criticism. Also, this is not intended to be offensive. Common sense would dictate that a prostitute who charges five cents would not be very good at his or her trade, which includes fellatio. If you are offended by this post, please keep this disclaimer in mind. If one feels that this is too graphic, I will be willing to delete this post. Thank you.
Randomlittleisland
09-10-2005, 14:13
Girl: What is it with guys and big cars? You seem to see them as penis substitutes!

Me: You'd know all about penis substitutes, I hear you have a drawer full of them.
Kanabia
09-10-2005, 14:15
"If I wanted a comeback I woulda wiped it off your face"

I approve of this one. :D