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Thankfully I never have, but geeze the thought is bad enough.

If I did I would immediately gouge out my eyes.

If I did I would immediately gouge out my eyes.

The exact course of action I'd take.

Eh, if they hadn't at some point, you wouldn't be here to be grossed out at the thought.

I wonder if that's how they feel when they think of their little angels doing the horizontal rhumba.

:eek: they'd never do such a thing..... myself and my siblings are immaculate conceptions... now let's not speak of such a disgusting thing lest i be forced to ruin my computer with my own lunch

Eh, if they hadn't at some point, you wouldn't be here to be grossed out at the thought.

I wonder if that's how they feel when they think of their little angels doing the horizontal rhumba.
Good point, may I sig that later?

If I did, I would film it and then blackmail them to give me my NS privileges back. ;)

:eek: they'd never do such a thing..... myself and my siblings are immaculate conceptions... now let's not speak of such a disgusting thing lest i be forced to ruin my computer with my own lunch
I wouldn't be surprised if it was just one... but all of you are illegitamate? :eek:

*hides behind mods*

Oh god I'm all parinoid now. First the nasty thought of my parents, now my sister. She better not be doin it or I'll...I'll...trick her into eating something with lots of fat content. Yeah that'll do the trick.

Somebody grab me a bucket!

*Staggers to the bathroom, groaning loudly and clutching stomach, wailing*

I can't say I've ever walked in on my parents dropping out of a helicopter on a snowboard and then snowboarding off a cliff to catch a bottle of soda in mid air.

I can't say I've ever walked in on my parents dropping out of a helicopter on a snowboard and then snowboarding off a cliff to catch a bottle of soda in mid air.

Rofl :p

if only you could gouge out your minds eye *vomits*

i have. more than once.
i joined in one time

I can't say I've ever walked in on my parents dropping out of a helicopter on a snowboard and then snowboarding off a cliff to catch a bottle of soda in mid air.

It's amazing what a perverted mind can do to turn those activities into something sexual.

Oh god I'm all parinoid now. First the nasty thought of my parents, now my sister. She better not be doin it or I'll...I'll...trick her into eating something with lots of fat content. Yeah that'll do the trick.

bring her to scotland ;) :p

i have. more than once.
i joined in one time
And they let you? :eek: Or were they drunk?

I havent.but im now going to take the time to point and laugh at everyone who has

haha*points*

Nearly. Very traumatic. :eek:

If I did I would immediately gouge out my eyes.

well, i'd rather gouge out their eyes....

well, i'd rather gouge out their eyes....

I think we've found out why some kids kill their parents in their "sleep" ;)

I think we've found out why some kids kill their parents in their "sleep" ;)

while the kids are sleeping or the parents?

I think we've found out why some kids kill their parents in their "sleep" ;)
It'd be the solution to a whole lot of locked-room murders, too....

while the kids are sleeping or the parents?

Both, because dreams can seem real and if I were dreaming of my parents doing that I might have to kill em :p

It would look something like this:

http://www.wordfiles.info/scream1-fr.gif

Notice how I have totally lost my hair and eyebrows and have donned black clothing as a result of the trauma.

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/thumbs/comc_sm.gifThat seemed appropriate.

O_o

My friend told me the story that she was skipping school one day.....

and heard some noises coming from the bed room.
screams or whatever.....

she proceeded to the bedroom and looked in,

there were her parents goin' at it.

They looked over, saw her, but didn't stop. Just kept going.

She closed the door and left her house.
They never talked about the incident.

I can't say I've ever walked in on my parents dropping out of a helicopter on a snowboard and then snowboarding off a cliff to catch a bottle of soda in mid air.

I've never seen my parents "Doing the Dew" but I did walk in and saw them "Snap into a Slimjim" once.

And they let you? :eek: Or were they drunk?
high, terribly so

i have. more than once.
i joined in one time

Even if you're only joking, you are one sick puppy! :gundge:

My friend told me the story that she was skipping school one day.....

and heard some noises coming from the bed room.
screams or whatever.....

she proceeded to the bedroom and looked in,

there were her parents goin' at it.

They looked over, saw her, but didn't stop. Just kept going.

She closed the door and left her house.
They never talked about the incident.



*Looks for a bucket to vomit in*. The very notion of my parents having sex disturbs me....

My first time I've seen them was when I was 9. My mom told me she gave him a massage. I did another time by accident a year ago, but they didn't notice me.

Sometimes I heared them in the bedroon once.

Plus, I found open condoms in their bedroom. For some reason they had XL condoms, shit mine isn't an XL.

Oh god I'm all parinoid now. First the nasty thought of my parents, now my sister. She better not be doin it or I'll...I'll...trick her into eating something with lots of fat content. Yeah that'll do the trick.
Hey...I like big girls... :)

I can't say I've ever walked in on my parents dropping out of a helicopter on a snowboard and then snowboarding off a cliff to catch a bottle of soda in mid air.
I did when I was eight

it was so scary I tried to hit dad but he stopped me and they explained it to me

i have. more than once.
i joined in one time
B-)

I've never seen my parents "Doing the Dew" but I did walk in and saw them "Snap into a Slimjim" once.
wicked awesome

My first time I've seen them was when I was 9. My mom told me she gave him a massage. I did another time by accident a year ago, but they didn't notice me.

Sometimes I heared them in the bedroon once.

Plus, I found open condoms in their bedroom. For some reason they had XL condoms, shit mine isn't an XL.
maybe you inherited your mom's penis instead :|

No, and thank whatever gods there may be for that - but once my mom took my aunt upstairs to show her the new windows that got put on the house while I was banging my girlfriend. Luckily we had time to pull up a sheet over us real quick. My poor blushing embarrassed as all hell gf was trying to bury herself in the mattress, but I was like, "Hey Aunt Dot, what's up?", with the classic shit-eating grin on my face.

No, and thank whatever gods there may be for that - but once my mom took my aunt upstairs to show her the new windows that got put on the house while I was banging my girlfriend. Luckily we had time to pull up a sheet over us real quick. My poor blushing embarrassed as all hell gf was trying to bury herself in the mattress, but I was like, "Hey Aunt Dot, what's up?", with the classic shit-eating grin on my face.
you win a prize

My parents don't drink Mountain Dew.

My parents don't drink Mountain Dew.
wtf why not are they gay or something
cuz i read in the encyclopedia that gays prefer schmitt's gay fuel
which helps you stay gay through the day
o/` and at work o/`

wtf why not are they gay or something
cuz i hear gays prefer schmitt's gay fuel
which helps you stay gay through the day
o/` and at work o/`

You sir, are a piece of homophobic white trash. And no my parents are not gay.

You sir, are a piece of homophobic white trash. And no my parents are not gay.
lol, i'm not homophobic and my neighborhood is literally 90% black
hard to be white trash :P

but thanks for calling me sir anyway :)

I don't… think I have. I mean, I might have when I was younger and not realised it although I find that I wouldn't realise unlikely, I may have blocked it out. It is actually easy to do that.

You sir, are a piece of homophobic white trash. And no my parents are not gay.
Your very existence proves this

Your very existence proves this
what if a gay couple found him floating on the river in a straw hat and adopted him?? WHAT HTEN

IT'S IN THE BIBLE

True, but they could be bi.

Hell, I've not only seen my parents having sex (come on, I'm the oldest of 12 kids, it's pretty damned obvious they're having sex), I've also accidentally walked in on my grandparents having sex.

Why wouldn't you want your parents and grandparents having a good sex life? Doesn't that bode well for your future sexual interests?

Hell, I've not only seen my parents having sex (come on, I'm the oldest of 12 kids, it's pretty damned obvious they're having sex), I've also accidentally walked in on my grandparents having sex.

Why wouldn't you want your parents and grandparents having a good sex life? Doesn't that bode well for your future sexual interests?
yeah it's encouraging :)

Hell, I've not only seen my parents having sex (come on, I'm the oldest of 12 kids, it's pretty damned obvious they're having sex), I've also accidentally walked in on my grandparents having sex.

Why wouldn't you want your parents and grandparents having a good sex life? Doesn't that bode well for your future sexual interests?

Now that's just wrong...

Now that's just wrong...

Very wrong...So wrong that it makes me feel like every bad thing I've ever done in my life no longer exists and I am cleansed.

I don't see anything wrong with that.

which makes me wonder if any of you have gay parents and caught them at it?

I almost walked in on my mom and step-dad, it wasn't even like I'd opened the door, they forgot I was home for the weekend. I really really HAD to go to the bathroom, unfortunately I had to pass their door to get there, so I simply averted my eyes and went to the bathroom. By the time I was done the door to their room was closed.

Hearing them at it was not an unusual thing. We moved a lot, and sometimes the walls were a bit thin. I generally slept with the radio on. I was really happy when we moved to this town in New Mexico where part of the house was built on to a a mobile home, and they were WAAAY at the other end of the house!
Since growing up, I've realized they probably didn't have as good a sex life as I had at various points in my life. It can't have been fun given how hard it was to get real privacy.

Very wrong...So wrong that it makes me feel like every bad thing I've ever done in my life no longer exists and I am cleansed.
John Arbuckle had sex with Garfield because he couldn't get laid :(

John Arbuckle had sex with Garfield because he couldn't get laid :(

Hell that's a lot better than seeing your parents AND grandparents do it! I'd rather go to war, fight a polar bear, eat a bicycle, test my luck in skydiving with a parachute packed by kindergardners, and be forced to watch a TV marathon of "Friends" nonstop for 20 years.

Hell that's a lot better than seeing your parents AND grandparents do it! I'd rather go to war, fight a polar bear, eat a bicycle, test my luck in skydiving with a parachute packed by kindergardners, and be forced to watch a TV marathon of "Friends" nonstop for 20 years.
you're exaggerating, right?

you're exaggerating, right?

VERY little

For some reason, I think it'll screw me up mentally moreso if my parents walked in on me doing the nasty than I walking in on them.

be forced to watch a TV marathon of "Friends" nonstop for 20 years.

I'd rather watch my parents have sex for 20 years over watching Friends. Yes, Friends sucks that much.

I'd rather watch my parents have sex for 20 years over watching Friends. Yes, Friends sucks that much.

They're just about equal in magnitude, but I think I could survive the unfunniness of Friends longer than I could my parents.

They're just about equal in magnitude, but I think I could survive the unfunniness of Friends longer than I could my parents.

I'd rather watch your parents. Who knows they might be swingers, and you could join one of their hot swinging partners.

Friends could be cool if Rachel and The other chick started making up and if they killed Ross.

I'd rather watch your parents. Who knows they might be swingers, and you could join one of their hot swinging partners.

They aren't and if they were I'd kill em :D

VERY little
you'd prefer to die than see your parents do the dew?

as though it's an ugly thing?

sex is a wonderful part of any loving relationship, and while it might be unsightly for relatives, if you put it in context it doesn't seem so bad to me

Never walked in on them, but I’ve heard… things.

you'd prefer to die than see your parents do the dew?

as though it's an ugly thing?

sex is a wonderful part of any loving relationship, and while it might be unsightly for relatives, if you put it in context it doesn't seem so bad to me

Sex is wonderful when I'M the one having it, not my parents, at least while they're within sight.

Sex is wonderful when I'M the one having it, not my parents, at least while they're within sight.
but you'd rather die?

you'd prefer to die than see your parents do the dew?

as though it's an ugly thing?

sex is a wonderful part of any loving relationship, and while it might be unsightly for relatives, if you put it in context it doesn't seem so bad to me
Well, walking in on your parents having sex isn't as bad as walking in on seeing your mom stab your dad to death while he tries to rape her...


No, I haven't seen that. But still. ;)

but you'd rather die?

No I'd rather not die, but that doesn't mean I want to see it. I don't need that in my life, I don't need it in my head, I don't want it in there. That's not something I need to see and it's not something I ever plan on seeing, EVER.

Thats never happened to me my parents were always too loud for that happen.

I have never walked in on my parents, but my mom did walk in on me and my husband once. (well twice)

She walked in said saw us, walked back out, I started laughing, my husband was not amused, she remembered that she was coming to tell us something and opened the door AGAIN without knocking, we still didn't expect another inturruption, she said what she had to say, I still couldn't stop laughing, my hubby kept telling me to stop laughing, but I couldn't.....

apparently it was not funny for his mother in law to see him first 'in the act' and then completely naked.

oh well.... I thought it was hilarious.


oh and our kids haven't walked in on us, we got a lock for the bedroom door now. (guess we learned our lesson)

I have never walked in on my parents, but my mom did walk in on me and my husband once. (well twice)

She walked in said saw us, walked back out, I started laughing, my husband was not amused, she remembered that she was coming to tell us something and opened the door AGAIN without knocking, we still didn't expect another inturruption, she said what she had to say, I still couldn't stop laughing, my hubby kept telling me to stop laughing, but I couldn't.....

apparently it was not funny for his mother in law to see him first 'in the act' and then completely naked.

oh well.... I thought it was hilarious.


oh and our kids haven't walked in on us, we got a lock for the bedroom door now. (guess we learned our lesson)
Laughed when you got walked in on? Awesome. You're a woman after my own heart. :)

Laughed when you got walked in on? Awesome. You're a woman after my own heart. :)
I was laughing while I was retelling it here. I still laugh about it, my husband still says it is not funny. (I don't really see why not, I mean you got a choice right laugh or cry, I would rather laugh)

Yes, I have. And I've heard them. The worst part? I dragged my sister close enough to the door (she's 16) to hear. She needed to suffer, too.

I've heard them, but not walked in on them. I like knowing they're having an active sex life with each other, it's a big part of a good marriage.

A girlfriend's great-aunt walked in on us once. But she was senile so she didn't remember five minutes later.

And a boyfriend almost walked in on his girlfriend and me (that's why I always call ahead). Fortunately she had a big closet. Unfortunately they were moving and the boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to take the closet right then. But she managed to convince him not to.

Thankfully no, but heard them many times *shivers*.

When I was little and had bad dreams, I would go into their room and hide.
But then I found the door locked and the bed squeeking.

And once my grandmother told me about it.

And when I was putting the laundy away, my dad threatened me with severe punishment if I opened the sock drawer.

i never have and almost certainly never will, my sister and i are adopted and i haven't lived at with mom and dad in a decade, so i can maintain the illusion my parents NEVER had sex.

I can't say I've ever walked in on my parents dropping out of a helicopter on a snowboard and then snowboarding off a cliff to catch a bottle of soda in mid air.

Thank you!! I almost posted something like that :) ...aren't they talking about "The Deed?"

Not yet. I'm the eldest of 3. :)

I have never walked in on my parents, but my mom did walk in on me and my husband once. (well twice)

She walked in said saw us, walked back out, I started laughing, my husband was not amused, she remembered that she was coming to tell us something and opened the door AGAIN without knocking, we still didn't expect another inturruption, she said what she had to say, I still couldn't stop laughing, my hubby kept telling me to stop laughing, but I couldn't.....

apparently it was not funny for his mother in law to see him first 'in the act' and then completely naked.

oh well.... I thought it was hilarious.


oh and our kids haven't walked in on us, we got a lock for the bedroom door now. (guess we learned our lesson)

Great story!! If I ended up in your situation, I think I would be really embarassed the first time and laugh afterwards and then totally lose it the second time (as in laugh really hard). :)

No I'd rather not die, but that doesn't mean I want to see it. I don't need that in my life, I don't need it in my head, I don't want it in there. That's not something I need to see and it's not something I ever plan on seeing, EVER.

Hmmm... do you also dislike the idea of watching other people (other than yourself, not just your parents) engaging in intercourse ? I can understand (and somewhat agree at gut level) the idea that sex is a private thing which should only be shared between two persons; and that watching others therefor is "wrong". However, the existence of a HUGE porn industry suggests this is not a widely held view.

I see no rational reason why seeing your parents doing it is any different from seeing two friends of your age "having fun" together or even watching porn.

Unless you want to jump in whenever you think of sex of course.

Hmmm... do you also dislike the idea of watching other people (other than yourself, not just your parents) engaging in intercourse ? I can understand (and somewhat agree at gut level) the idea that sex is a private thing which should only be shared between two persons; and that watching others therefor is "wrong". However, the existence of a HUGE porn industry suggests this is not a widely held view.

I see no rational reason why seeing your parents doing it is any different from seeing two friends of your age "having fun" together or even watching porn.

Unless you want to jump in whenever you think of sex of course.

The rational reason is I'm related to both of them, sitting in a chair and watching them have sex is not my idea of a good time, but hey if that's what you wanna do be my guest. :p

I'm SO glad I have thick walls!

Lets just say, it happened a few years ago, when I was TWELVE! Mother's Day, we, that is my two sisters and I, decided to surprise them in the morning. BIG MISTAKE. First reaction from them was "SHUT THE DOOR, SHUT THE DOOR!"

Hmm, yes. And heard them a lot of times. Especially on holiday.

And I'd rather not be forced to live through it again.

My sisters' have had similar experiences. I just feel sorry for my younger one who's room is next to threre's.

I'll just leave with some Violent Delight lyrics (both from the song Parental Guidence)

When I was watching the telly
I looked up at the shelf and saw some KY Jelly
Well the thoughts, well they weren't a lot fun
When you get the funny feeling mummy takes it up the bum.
_____________________________________________

How could they, ever put me through this
Because seeing your parents fucking, is worse than drinking piss

I walked in, my mother laughed, I laughed, my father glared, I left.

I walked in, my mother laughed, I laughed, my father glared, I left.
awesome

No i have never walked in on something like this and don't ever want to. If they are "doing the dew" as u call it good for them i just don't wanna have to see it or think it.

What... like drinking a Mountain Dew?

What... like drinking a Mountain Dew?
yeah

This always struck me as weird. Everyone has sex but for some reason not many people like to think about other people having sex. Kids can't stand the thought of their parents having sex, parents can't stand the thought of their kids having sex, a lot of people can't stand the thought of gays having sex, and so on and so forth. Of course there are many exceptions to that general idea but it is still very common.

Wonder why?

EDIT: And yet porn is so common?

Wonder why?

If I had to guess I'd say because many parents have made a very good job of drilling into the minds of their children that sex is something bad and indecent.

Or society has made it seem like a very cool thing to do, so cool in fact that only cool people get to do it and everything else is just wrong. And, of course, your parents are the most uncool people on the planet.

Maybe a bit of both.