Since leaving home...
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 05:08
Here are some things I've learnt since leaving home.
Laundromats do not have staff who will wash your clothes, press them and return them to your apartment for free.
Do not trust anyone who claims to do the above or may be left without underwear or clean clothes, whimpering naked in a corner.
Roommates are lying, thieving, arsehats who's sole purpose in life is not to pay their share of the rent and eat all your food.
Whilst it's demeaning to ask your parents for money, it's all good to use there bathroom, have them wash your clothes and cook your food.
No amount of incense will cover will cover the carpet funk.
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Why not add your own.
Lacadaemon
08-10-2005, 05:11
[list=1]Laundromats do not have staff who will wash your clothes, press them and return them to your apartment for free.
Oh yeah they do.
Laundromats do not have staff who will wash your clothes, press them and return them to your apartment for free.
try the dry cleaners
Do not trust anyone who claims to do the above or may be left without underwear or clean clothes, whimpering naked in a corner.
well.. everyone IS out to get you..
Roommates are lying, thieving, arsehats who's sole purpose in life is not to pay their share of the rent and eat all your food.
1 word, rat poison. And ARSEHATS?? or am i just drunk?
Whilst it's demeaning to ask your parents for money, it's all good to use there bathroom, have them wash your clothes and cook your food.
*gets leather whip* "yeah momma. you scrub till you bleed" *moan*
No amount of incense will cover will cover the carpet funk.
fabreeze. and toilet paper makes good amounts of smoke. *hinnt*
Heron-Marked Warriors
08-10-2005, 05:52
Roommates are lying, thieving, arsehats who's sole purpose in life is not to pay their share of the rent and eat all your food.
That's me! I'm that person!
*gets leather whip* "yeah momma. you scrub till you bleed" *moan*
I'm now fairly certain that I've been posting on far too many sex related threads today.
One thing I've learned since leaving home is that frozen pizza isn't as easy to cook as you might expect.
Oven chips (fries), on the other hand, are.
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 05:55
try the dry cleanersThere was some.... unpleasentness
well.. everyone IS out to get you..You got that feeling to?
1 word, rat poison. And ARSEHATS?? or am i just drunk?1 word, Prision. Arsehats is a sexy word. Yes, but that's not it.
*gets leather whip* "yeah momma. you scrub till you bleed" *moan*That's a little weird. Especially since I couldn't see my mum scrubbing. She may damage her manicure.
fabreeze. and toilet paper makes good amounts of smoke. *hinnt*
lol
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 05:58
That's me! I'm that person!El Bastardo
I'm now fairly certain that I've been posting on far too many sex related threads today.No such thing
One thing I've learned since leaving home is that frozen pizza isn't as easy to cook as you might expect.So true. And picking it up from a pizaa store is actually cheaper (assuming you have coupons)
Oven chips (fries), on the other hand, areNot true. I'm still fighting the blaze that ingulfed my kitchen last time I tried that.
Heron-Marked Warriors
08-10-2005, 06:02
Not true. I'm still fighting the blaze that ingulfed my kitchen last time I tried that.
Wah?! I can see that if you used a deep fat fryer (those things are fucking scary).
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 06:07
Wah?! I can see that if you used a deep fat fryer (those things are fucking scary).
And smell kinda weird.
I will buy all your underwear and then lease it back to you. It's a win-win deal. Think about it.
The South Islands
08-10-2005, 06:22
I have found 173 different uses for condoms.
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 06:25
I will buy all your underwear and then lease it back to you. It's a win-win deal. Think about it.
Um.... No?
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 06:26
I have found 173 different uses for condoms.
Now that's a list worth having
The South Islands
08-10-2005, 06:27
Now that's a list worth having
I have a list somewhere. If you want, I'll type it up, and post it tomarrow.
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 06:42
I have a list somewhere. If you want, I'll type it up, and post it tomarrow.
Good man
The South Islands
08-10-2005, 06:44
Good man
Even better!
I'll give it to you, and you can post it on your website!
neeto!
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 06:46
Even better!
I'll give it to you, and you can post it on your website!
neeto!
Hell yeah! That's what we need a humour section! Great idea
Ps. You were writing form the left, correct? If so can you email me (rotovia@rotovia.com) a breif bio and an article on a subject of your choice. When you have time.
The South Islands
08-10-2005, 06:47
Hell yeah! That's what we need a humour section! Great idea
Ps. You were writing form the left, correct? If so can you email me (rotovia@rotovia.com) a breif bio and an article on a subject of your choice. When you have time.
Right, man.
I'm the resident raving loony libertarian!
i think im blacking out.. twas 5:46 a minute ago and now its.. later :eek: .. i want to see this condom list too
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 07:02
Right, man.
I'm the resident raving loony libertarian!
Indeedy.
Sick Nightmares
08-10-2005, 07:24
Roommates are lying, thieving, arsehats who's sole purpose in life is not to pay their share of the rent and eat all your food.
Sounds like you need to grow a set and put them in their place. You know, do their girlfriend or something.
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 07:28
Sounds like you need to grow a set and put them in their place. You know, do their girlfriend or something.
lmao! Sounds like a plan.
Sick Nightmares
08-10-2005, 07:47
lmao! Sounds like a plan.
I know I can be a dick sometimes, but I care about ya, damn it!
Sick Nightmares
08-10-2005, 07:50
BTW I love the new website, congrats. I have a bit of advice for yah though. A lot of people really get turned of by the scrolling banners. It's kinda amatuerish. The site is really good, just want to give ya some aquired knowledge. Keep it up, you'll be the next Yahoo!
Never EVER trust your roomates with money, if you give them money to purchase something important they will go out and buy beer. Lots of beer.
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 08:01
BTW I love the new website, congrats. I have a bit of advice for yah though. A lot of people really get turned of by the scrolling banners. It's kinda amatuerish. The site is really good, just want to give ya some aquired knowledge. Keep it up, you'll be the next Yahoo!
Cheers.
I've mostly just got the ticker up whilst I play around with introducing a live XML feed from Reuters.
The biggest worry I have right now is that there's not much to do on it.
Rotovia-
08-10-2005, 08:03
Never EVER trust your roomates with money, if you give them money to purchase something important they will go out and buy beer. Lots of beer.
AND KEEP THE CHANGE! Yeah, I'm talking about Melissa! A packet of spagetti does NOT cost $50!
Sick Nightmares
08-10-2005, 08:50
Link to LOTS of cool stories! Maybe make yourself a comedy section. EVERYBODY likes to laugh!