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Say there's an alternate unvirse where....

Ritlina
08-10-2005, 01:58
*title* All your grades from everything you ever did in elemnteray, middle, high school, and even college. A's become F's, B's become D's, C's stay the same, D's become B's, and F's become A's. What would your life be like right now











*title* you are the opposite sex, what would your life be like right now?










*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now?
Tactical Grace
08-10-2005, 02:03
1) If I was a dropout, I'd still be stacking crates in the back of a supermarket.

2) If I was the opposite sex, I'd be getting a lot more.

3) Yerrgh. *shudder* I don't want to contemplate that.
Fass
08-10-2005, 02:04
*title* All your grades from everything you ever did in elemnteray, middle, high school, and even college. A's become F's, B's become D's, C's stay the same, D's become B's, and F's become A's. What would your life be like right now

It would be in the toilet, since all my straight A's would be F's.

*title* you are the opposite sex, what would your life be like right now?

Ended.

*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now?

Straight? Ugh, I don't even want to think about that.
Amestria
08-10-2005, 02:05
*title* All your grades from everything you ever did in elemnteray, middle, high school, and even college. A's become F's, B's become D's, C's stay the same, D's become B's, and F's become A's. What would your life be like right now


Unpleasant!


*title* you are the opposite sex, what would your life be like right now?


It would be different, but not by much.


*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now?

I would still be in the minority.
Heron-Marked Warriors
08-10-2005, 02:06
1) I'd be one of those people pissing away their life on the net, arguing about pointless shit with random strangers. Wait a minute....

2) I'd be a slut. And since slightly overweight chicks don't look fat, just big breasted, I'd be getting laid. A lot.

3) I can't imagine that. Probably like it is right now, but I'd be googling "naked man ass" instead of "hot naked lesbians"
Druidville
08-10-2005, 02:07
1. on the positive side of fair-to-middling
2. Yerg *Pop!*
3. Doesn't Compute.
Tyrell Technologies
08-10-2005, 02:09
1) Not too different. My grades didn't define the shape of my life, my mind and personality and interests and drive did.

2) If I was the opposite sex, I'd be getting a lot less. And I'd get to pee standing up more often.

3) Yerrgh. Heterosexuality...? *shudder* I don't want to contemplate that.
The WYN starcluster
08-10-2005, 02:10
1) Shooting up Iraq.

2) Opposit sex, same sex orientation? Not a problem.

3) Um...
Notmo
08-10-2005, 02:39
1) I'd probably be the same, just because I had low grades doesn't mean i have a low intelligence.

2) I'd be getting more sex.

3) I'd be getting more sex.
Pure Metal
08-10-2005, 02:55
*title* All your grades from everything you ever did in elemnteray, middle, high school, and even college. A's become F's, B's become D's, C's stay the same, D's become B's, and F's become A's. What would your life be like right now

i'd probably have gone to uni to study chemistry rather than economics :p
i wouldn't think about everything like an economist might (cost/benefit analysis on every little bloody thing i do, think about OC too much, etc), would have probably gone to a different uni, and might well have ended up happier and with a degree by now. probably better lol :P

that said, i would have failed the enterance exam to my secondary school, so god knows :confused:

*title* you are the opposite sex, what would your life be like right now?
again, fuck knows. i'd have the same hair as i do now at least :p
though i probably wouldn't have taken half the number of drugs as i have (chicks seem to be more responsible :P )
*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now?
quite probably very flamboyant - i do a good julian clary/dale winton/generic camp gay person (as a result of being friends with a couple of dudes like that in school) - which is a scary thought...
Colodia
08-10-2005, 02:58
*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now?
I beg to ask the question, what's the opposite of bisexuality? ;)
Tremerica
08-10-2005, 03:17
1. Drop-out, move to a third world country and promote Marxist-Leninism.

2. Playing with my breasts

3. Playing with myself, just fantasizing a little different.
Tremerica
08-10-2005, 03:18
I beg to ask the question, what's the opposite of bisexuality? ;)

a-sexuality? :P
Czardas
08-10-2005, 03:23
*title* All your grades from everything you ever did in elemnteray, middle, high school, and even college. A's become F's, B's become D's, C's stay the same, D's become B's, and F's become A's. What would your life be like right now

I'd still be in 5th grade.









*title* you are the opposite sex, what would your life be like right now? Not too different, except there might be people actually interested in me.










*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now?
If I was bisexual, my life would be really different. I can't even imagine it. ;)
Pacificaenia
08-10-2005, 03:40
*title* All your grades from everything you ever did in elemnteray, middle, high school, and even college. A's become F's, B's become D's, C's stay the same, D's become B's, and F's become A's. What would your life be like right now
I'd be a overall dunce.


*title* you are the opposite sex, what would your life be like right now?
Umm, I can't really go there.



*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now?
What's the opposite of asexuality?
Czardas
08-10-2005, 03:45
What's the opposite of asexuality?
Bisexuality.
The South Islands
08-10-2005, 03:46
Bisexuality.

Pansexuality.
Mich selbst und ich
08-10-2005, 03:47
1)
My A's and B's would be D's and F's? I would be a dumbass!
I would be a democrat

2)
Being a girl... himm
I would a sexyass chick

3)
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Vegas-Rex
08-10-2005, 03:48
1. Too drugged up to care, but getting laid.
2. Either intimidatingly bitter or giggly, I'm not sure which.
3. A good excuse, and I wouldn't be afraid of fish.
Skaladora
08-10-2005, 03:52
Wow. I'm trying to picture myself as a dumbass blonde straight chick who flunked out of highschool.

Man, that is SCARY :eek:
Utopiapolis
08-10-2005, 03:54
1) If my grades where F's- I would probably be on drugs,and do whatever I won't.

2) If I was the opposite sex: I would want to be a lesbian.

3)Damn that would make me gay. I would hate myself. I wouldn't be able to jerk-off 3 times a day.
Volksnation
08-10-2005, 04:32
I would be a moronic, stoned, gay male that gets laid a lot.

Sounds pretty good to me. :cool:
Skaladora
08-10-2005, 04:47
I would be a moronic, stoned, gay male that gets laid a lot.

Sounds pretty good to me. :cool:

I envy you. I've only got the gay part right so far.
Randomlittleisland
08-10-2005, 18:42
*title* All your grades from everything you ever did in elemnteray, middle, high school, and even college. A's become F's, B's become D's, C's stay the same, D's become B's, and F's become A's. What would your life be like right now


*title* you are the opposite sex, what would your life be like right now?


*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now?

1. *Tries to set fire to keyboard*

2. What? Go shopping and enjoy it? I'd take the easy way out (e.g. a tall building)

3. Um, never really thought about it....
Eh-oh
08-10-2005, 18:47
*title* All your grades from everything you ever did in elemnteray, middle, high school, and even college. A's become F's, B's become D's, C's stay the same, D's become B's, and F's become A's. What would your life be like right now











*title* you are the opposite sex, what would your life be like right now?










*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now?

i'd be working at mcdonald's with a few dozen illegitamate kids and a closet full of burberry

same, except with a beer belly

same(it's a bit hard to be the opposite of what i am)
Call to power
08-10-2005, 18:49
1) my grades would be mostly C’s and maybe a B somewhere but no real change even if they were all F’s

2) I would be posting this on some pink website probably nationgirl.net on how if I was a man I would be posting this on NS

3) over
Ashmoria
08-10-2005, 18:54
well to put them all together

id be living in a '75 winnebago up on blocks set down by the shore. me and bubba would be in the clam digging business together. when we cant get clams, we dig for bloodworms in the muck at low tide.

its a full life
AnarchScorpia
08-10-2005, 19:33
1.) I'd probably do about the same, maybe even better. My college performance would definetely be better :P
I haven't learned anything truly important in school, most of the notions I use at work are either self taught or come from experience...
2.) I would be a hot, skinny girl. I'd probably have better grades in college :D
I would be single, screwing an intellectual broken hearted mysterious guy once in a while, having a secret lipstick femme lesbian lover, and a job as a professional domme(no sex involved).
Hurting rich men would feel good. :cool:
3.) Not sure what would happen, but I'd be the top. I'd probably shave my chest and my butt, too. Except that, no big differences. Although, if this good friend of mine was also gay in that parallel universe...mmmm :D
JuNii
08-10-2005, 19:38
*title* All your grades from everything you ever did in elemnteray, middle, high school, and even college. A's become F's, B's become D's, C's stay the same, D's become B's, and F's become A's. What would your life be like right nowI would be a Mathmatician or a chemist with my own company making over 1,000,000 annually.

*title* you are the opposite sex, what would your life be like right now?hard to say... Since I don't know how my being female or male would affect my career choices... tho I would probably be more popular than what I am now. :D

*Title* you are the opposite sexuality, what would your life be like right now? all things being equal, I would be a Homosexual reading threads about Heterosexuals fighting for the right of Marriage.
Czardas
08-10-2005, 19:45
I would be a moronic, stoned, gay male that gets laid a lot.

Sounds pretty good to me. :cool:
I wouldn't envy that, myself. Asexuality is the price I pay for being the intelligent, introverted, sarcastic, cruel person I love to be. ;)
Czardas
08-10-2005, 19:46
well to put them all together

id be living in a '75 winnebago up on blocks set down by the shore. me and bubba would be in the clam digging business together. when we cant get clams, we dig for bloodworms in the muck at low tide.

its a full life
...I see. I wouldn't envy that kind of life either.
Czardas
08-10-2005, 19:47
Wow. I'm trying to picture myself as a dumbass blonde straight chick who flunked out of highschool.

Man, that is SCARY :eek:
The funny thing is, I know some people like that. :eek:
Sdaeriji
08-10-2005, 19:51
1. I'd probably have failed out of high school, but had I managed to get into college, I would have done amazingly well.

2. Probably not much different, except I wouldn't have my awesome goatee anymore. At least I hope I wouldn't.

3. Not sure.
Kiwi-kiwi
08-10-2005, 19:53
1. I'd probably be horribly depressed and feel utterly worthless. And stupid. I would feel very, very stupid.

2. That's... really hard to say, depending on how much physical sex effects a person mentality, not to mention social upbringing... But um, myself put in a male body, huh? Well, I would probably have gotten picked on and beaten up by other boys for being a sissy.

3. Um... that's... kind of hard to say. The opposite of what I am, would be something like wanting to have sex all the time, with anyone, but hating both genders on a romantic basis. So like... a misanthropic nymphomaniac or something. But that's not a really a sexuality...
Czardas
08-10-2005, 19:54
3. Um... that's... kind of hard to say. The opposite of what I am, would be something like wanting to have sex all the time, with anyone, but hating both genders on a romantic basis. So like... a misanthropic nymphomaniac or something. But that's not a really a sexuality...
So, IRL, you love people but can't stand sex? :confused:
Czardas
08-10-2005, 19:56
1. I'd probably be horribly depressed and feel utterly worthless. And stupid. I would feel very, very stupid.
I get all A's and B's and I feel horribly depressed and utterly worthless, and on days when I've come home with D's and F's I've felt fine. I don't see what the problem is.
JuNii
08-10-2005, 19:58
I beg to ask the question, what's the opposite of bisexuality? ;)um... Trisexuality... basicaly you'll "Try" anything. :D
Kiwi-kiwi
08-10-2005, 20:00
So, IRL, you love people but can't stand sex? :confused:

I'm potentially romantically interested in both genders, but have absolutely no sex drive.
Czardas
08-10-2005, 20:02
um... Trisexuality... basicaly you'll "Try" anything. :D
Or asexuality, in which you like no genders.
Czardas
08-10-2005, 20:03
I'm potentially romantically interested in both genders, but have absolutely no sex drive.
Ah. A little bit like me, except I don't have the romantic interest.
Maineiacs
08-10-2005, 20:03
1) my grades would have gone from honor roll in grade school to barely passing high school, to dean's list in college.

2) I still wouldn't be getting any. :headbang:

3) I still wouldn't be getting any, but from other guys.
Kiwi-kiwi
08-10-2005, 20:03
I get all A's and B's and I feel horribly depressed and utterly worthless, and on days when I've come home with D's and F's I've felt fine. I don't see what the problem is.

I was horribly upset last year when I got a mark below 90 in one of my classes in high school. If I ever got a failing mark... I don't know how I would react. I know that I can't help crying when I think I've done bad on a test, worse when I KNOW I've done horrible on the test, and even knowing that I've done horrible on a test does little to cushion me against when I actually get my mark back.
Czardas
08-10-2005, 20:06
I was horribly upset last year when I got a mark below 90 in one of my classes in high school. If I ever got a failing mark... I don't know how I would react. I know that I can't help crying when I think I've done bad on a test, worse when I KNOW I've done horrible on the test, and even knowing that I've done horrible on a test does little to cushion me against when I actually get my mark back.
Ah.

I consider any grade below 88 a failing grade, but I don't get too upset about it. I have a life outside of school, myself. :p
Kiwi-kiwi
08-10-2005, 20:10
Ah.

I consider any grade below 88 a failing grade, but I don't get too upset about it. I have a life outside of school, myself. :p

Eh, it's not like I choose to get upset about it. Emotions are not rational things.
Brenchley
08-10-2005, 20:11
1) If I failed at school, I would still be doing what I am. I've never used my academic qualifications to get a job.

2) If I was the opposite sex, I hope I would be getting a lot more.

3) If I was the opposite sexuality, I would be seeking medical treatment to correct the problem.
Call to power
08-10-2005, 20:15
I wouldn't envy that, myself. Asexuality is the price I pay for being the intelligent, introverted, sarcastic, cruel person I love to be. ;)

whats this an ad for asexuality !x110
AnarchScorpia
08-10-2005, 22:24
3) If I was the opposite sexuality, I would be seeking medical treatment to correct the problem.
That would be soooooo gay :p