Demented Hamsters
07-10-2005, 18:09
Just trying to be flavour-of-the-day. I just want to fit in!!
Ah, stuff it. Here's a joke instead:
A little boy and his grandpa go to a big shopping mall. Unfortunately they get seperated and the kid soon finds himself lost in the mall.
He's pretty scared but remembers what his grandpa always told him to do. He approaches a uniformed security guard and says, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asks, "What's he like?"
The little boy replies, "Jack Daniels and strippers with big tits, but why ask that? I just want to find him!"
Ah, stuff it. Here's a joke instead:
A little boy and his grandpa go to a big shopping mall. Unfortunately they get seperated and the kid soon finds himself lost in the mall.
He's pretty scared but remembers what his grandpa always told him to do. He approaches a uniformed security guard and says, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asks, "What's he like?"
The little boy replies, "Jack Daniels and strippers with big tits, but why ask that? I just want to find him!"