NationStates Jolt Archive


[Video] Americans: Who to invade next?

Efrafria
07-10-2005, 17:49
Wow. This is weak, guys... weak.

http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00791.wmv

It's time to start either educating your general population past an elementary school level, or let someone else take a turn at being world leader. Sheesh.

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Randomlittleisland
07-10-2005, 18:02
Wow, North Korea really is huge... :rolleyes:
Santa Barbara
07-10-2005, 18:05
Hey look, the media portraying people as stupid. Well shoot my nuts off and call me slippy! Let's not forget that a handful of sampled people put on camera and deliberately fooled by some smarmy journalism major is an accurate representation of 280 -odd million people.
Falhaar2
07-10-2005, 18:13
Ah, good ol' CNNNN, the least trusted, but most hilarious name in news! ;)
Iztatepopotla
07-10-2005, 18:22
I like the banner at the bottom:
"Pretentious git takes up yachting"
Efrafria
08-10-2005, 17:53
Oh, it was supposed to be funny?

Excuse me while I shudder and think thoughts of impending doom... :(
Michaelic France
08-10-2005, 18:10
"Hey look, the media portraying people as stupid. Well shoot my nuts off and call me slippy! Let's not forget that a handful of sampled people put on camera and deliberately fooled by some smarmy journalism major is an accurate representation of 280 -odd million people."

I get what you're saying, but I live in America and witness this stupidity daily. Kids in middle school, taking normal classes, do not know the difference between countries and continents, and they do not know the seven continents. They're lucky if they can name ten countries, and the problem still very much exists in high schools.
Drunk commies deleted
08-10-2005, 18:18
This has been done earlier in the week.
Gargantua City State
08-10-2005, 18:19
I guess those poor Australians are doomed.
Pity... I like the Australians I've met. :(
Marrakech II
08-10-2005, 18:22
Now will be the first to admit that there are lots of dumb people in America. However it is only matched by the dumb people in other nations. The fact is if you want to find someone that cant pin there own city on a map. You will find them if you look. This is nothing but media making people look bad to prove a point that they hold or an agenda they want to move forward.

I would suspect this is the same media that says how teachers are underpaid. I say we keep teacher salaries low until they improve the education.

I went through private school and could probably name and place 75%-90% of the worlds nations on a map. Without a list helping me remember. I personally have never been asked by a roving reporter to name the state I live in or the whatever stupid question they have. Anyone else in America been asked these questions by the roving reporters that seem to be everywhere?
Marrakech II
08-10-2005, 18:25
Notice also this appears to be on the boardwalk at venice beach in LA. Anyone else been to that area? I have and can say that this is an awesome place to find dumbasses. Also note the homeless man they were asking.
Undelia
08-10-2005, 18:33
Anyone else in America been asked these questions by the roving reporters that seem to be everywhere?
No.
It’s probably safe to assume that they don’t show about eighty percent of the people they ask.
5iam
08-10-2005, 18:34
OMG ROFLMAO!!!


Those people are reh-tah-dehd...
Falhaar2
08-10-2005, 18:42
Now will be the first to admit that there are lots of dumb people in America. However it is only matched by the dumb people in other nations. The fact is if you want to find someone that cant pin there own city on a map. You will find them if you look. This is nothing but media making people look bad to prove a point that they hold or an agenda they want to move forward.

I would suspect this is the same media that says how teachers are underpaid. I say we keep teacher salaries low until they improve the education. CNNNN is, as the very name would suggest, a "fake news" comedy program, similar in ways to The Daily Show, but refusing on any level to concede to the point that they are not real journalists. They try to play things as straight as possible, the "Lunchgate" episode must be seen to be believed!
Morvonia
08-10-2005, 18:51
WOW...faith in humanity died a little......what a bunch of fucking morons.
Morvonia
08-10-2005, 18:56
I guess those poor Australians are doomed.
Pity... I like the Australians I've met. :(


so is north korea and france by what they pointed out on the map. :p
Oblivions Reach
08-10-2005, 19:01
Oh please. Like those people they interviewed could find north korea or france to invade it.

And to anyone who thinks that this is real, read the scrolling text on the bottom. If you still think its real... then congrats. Youre one of those people they woulda interviewed. ;)
Koncepta
08-10-2005, 19:13
Reminds me a lot of "Rick Mercer's Talking To Americans".

http://www2.stephenville.org/gore.mpg

"Congratulations Canada on reaching population 1,000,000!"
Korrino
09-10-2005, 05:37
North Korea moved south? When did that happen. Well, we need more education funding, or else we'll end up like those clueless people.
Aryan Einherjers
09-10-2005, 05:44
we should invade australia, here's a country that would be well worth owning, filled with hot women we could take home as war brides. we should invade canada too, the logistics would be easier though i'm not sure the babes are as hot... though definitely less tanned and therefore with healthier skin and less premature wrinkles.
Tactical Grace
09-10-2005, 05:46
we should invade australia, here's a country that would be well worth owning, filled with hot women we could take home as war brides. we should invade canada too, the logistics would be easier though i'm not sure the babes are as hot... though definitely less tanned and therefore with healthier skin and less premature wrinkles.
LMAO, you sir, are a fine parody. I haven't laughed this hard since the Stormfront people were here back in autumn 2003, and they spawned parody nations of their own. :D
Terrorist Cakes
09-10-2005, 05:56
we should invade australia, here's a country that would be well worth owning, filled with hot women we could take home as war brides. we should invade canada too, the logistics would be easier though i'm not sure the babes are as hot... though definitely less tanned and therefore with healthier skin and less premature wrinkles.

Don't worry, we're definately hot. The snowbunny look can be very attractive.
Aryan Einherjers
09-10-2005, 05:58
LMAO, you sir, are a fine parody. I haven't laughed this hard since the Stormfront people were here back in autumn 2003, and they spawned parody nations of their own. :D
Parody!! Me?!? Sir. What sort of character do you take me for?

well i've had enough practice... i let all my old nations die of neglect, so i figured i'd start fresh... with a nazi of course
Maineiacs
09-10-2005, 06:10
You're next, Barbados! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Empiriala
09-10-2005, 06:18
dam, and the rednecks in florida were smarter than that and they could barely name the states and capitals, but how in the hell do you not know where australia is and who was the guy that said italy was in the middle east?