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Comedy Dogs

Fartsack
07-10-2005, 12:36
Heya, I belong to a comedy group. We call ourselves the comedy dogs. We all live in New Zealand, and we all don't have wrinkles.

visit our site, http://www.comedydogs.com/ . Have a look through our gallery, good for a few laughs. Any feedback is appreciated :)

I could write sumthing funny, bt its 12:35am and I can't be bothered :P
Pure Metal
07-10-2005, 12:37
heh, i would look through your site but i'm at work (god knows i could do with a good laugh tho)... but i do like your name lol
Fartsack
07-10-2005, 12:43
We all hate the name :P

All our stuff is work safe. Unless you call promotion of violence towards the elderly not work safe, then, yes, go there when you get home :)
Pure Metal
07-10-2005, 12:48
We all hate the name :P

All our stuff is work safe. Unless you call promotion of violence towards the elderly not work safe, then, yes, go there when you get home :)
nah i meant your NS name... fartsack... fart is just one of those funny words, you know. like turd hehe

and its not that - i'm at work and i really ought to actually do some for a change
Fartsack
07-10-2005, 12:51
Yeah. I used to have an account here a while back, but i didnt login for about a month :P so I put in the word fart. It's a word that makes you giggle. Like poos and wees and turd. A very lighthearted way of saying it :)

And if you're wondering. Fartsack is a slang term for a sleeping bag

"OY! Can I borrow your fart sack, mate?"
Fartsack
07-10-2005, 12:53
and by the way... in this age, with the uprising of 'gangsta' culture *shudder*. "do some" actually means to have sex with.

I'm kinda interested to know where you work now. Or is it better if I don't ask?
Hobovillia
07-10-2005, 12:57
Heya, I belong to a comedy group. We call ourselves the comedy dogs. We all live in New Zealand, and we all don't have wrinkles.

visit our site, http://www.comedydogs.com/ . Have a look through our gallery, good for a few laughs. Any feedback is appreciated :)

I could write sumthing funny, bt its 12:35am and I can't be bothered :P

HEY! I live there, Invercargill*sniggers* Whats a fuffle between brothers? :fluffle: Oh wait... isn't that incestious?
Fartsack
07-10-2005, 13:01
Whats a fuffle between brothers? :fluffle: Oh wait... isn't that incestious?

Yes... very much so... Please stop.

Contrary to popular belief. If you cloned yourself then had sex with your clone, it would be even more insestuous than having sex with your sibling. So masturbation would be.... Oh, I dont want to even think about it...

Glad to see another person from NZ here :)

*prays to god that Hobovillia doesn't like Bro` Town*
Hobovillia
07-10-2005, 13:05
and by the way... in this age, with the uprising of 'gangsta' culture *shudder*. "do some" actually means to have sex with.

I'm kinda interested to know where you work now. Or is it better if I don't ask?

Well, I just have to say "gangsta" culture? Thank God I go to a school based on rock music as the general "culture" *wipes brow*
Fartsack
07-10-2005, 13:07
rock music

I dont care if its insestuous now :fluffle:

:D

I love you!

in a brotherly way... ofcourse
Hobovillia
07-10-2005, 13:08
*prays to god that Hobovillia doesn't like Bro` Town*

Well, about that... :p
Fartsack
07-10-2005, 13:10
Alright. Here's my post from another forum about Bro` Town...

You dont need to read this if u dont watch Bro` Town

Wow. I think my IQ was decreased by half after watching that. Bro` Town was and is still the worst comedy out in New Zealand. It is making the population stupider.

Now, everyone thinks that they are a maori and think it's the funniest thing in the world when they say 'Ow!' at the end of a sentence. Thing that gets to me most is that all Bro` Town is is a bunch of racial slurs strung together. It's basically saying "All Maoris are poor, all Chinese are bad drivers, and all indians own a dairy", I'm cool with that. In fact as an imporvisational comedian, I even make use of racial slurs. But, I don't know how they managed to do it, but the creators of Bro` Town have made it very unfunny. I was considering putting my head in the microwave and turning it on instead of watching Bro` Town, but then I realised that the door wouldn't close and the microwave wouldn't have started.

Whenever someone quotes Bro` Town and then laughs after that isn't at all funny and just makes me want to put soap in their eyes. But, not only is Bro` Town is making the population of New Zealand stupider and think they're all maori, it's also giving NZ comedy a bad name.

Comedy is things that are funny. But then again, New Zealand Comedy is so deprived that I am not surprised that Bro` Town is considered funny. I doubt any of you watched the LAugh Festival. If you did, most of the comedians there were actually funny and intelligent. Unlike the creators of Bro` Town who think that putting the words Peow Peow in any sentence is solid gold comedy. Well, I have a newsflash... It isn't.

MAny of you wouldn't have read up to this point. Probably because you are all thinking "What on earth is this guy talkin' `bout Ow?" or if you have you are saying "Not Even Ow". Because finally someone intelligent is talking, who thinks 'fogey' 'soppy' comedies such as Blackadder and Monty Python are the funniest things in the world is reminding you all of how ignorant and stupid you have all become.

Realistically, Bro` Town is at the bottom of the barrel of comedy. The Bottom of the bottom barrel that is collecting all the gunk from the barrel above it. But seriously. We should all rise against this female dog that calls itself a comedy and say "not even, ow" to Bro` Town.

I hope your mind is now changed
Hobovillia
07-10-2005, 13:11
I dont care if its insestuous now :fluffle:

:D

I love you!

in a brotherly way... ofcourse


I'm only thirteen :(
Fartsack
07-10-2005, 13:14
Not alot of difference in age between us.... :P So it's alright. It's only internet love anyway. And I would kill you if I saw you in real life, because you are a Bro` Town lover and probably have an IQ of a peanut. Because that's what happens to you when you like Bro` Town.

Now http://www.comedydogs.com/ on th eother hand, is better comedy

Bro` Town is a skidmark on the underpants of comedy
Hobovillia
07-10-2005, 13:17
About the "Bro Town" thing, aren't most of the people on this forum American and/or not from NZ, which of course means that uh, what was I gonna say? Oh yeah that they don't know what the hell "Bro Town" is? The thing about Bro Town for me is not the racial slurs though, its the pure stupidity and what kind of fool could make up this crap? And then I saw a bit of Cambell Live *shivers* with the guys and I just happen to notice that they are a bunch of (excuse the generalisation) fat maoris
Fartsack
07-10-2005, 13:18
atleast we agree on one thing. There may be hope for you yet, young one.

Now go forth! and watch Blackadder and Monty Python!
Hobovillia
07-10-2005, 13:20
Not alot of difference in age between us.... :P So it's alright. It's only internet love anyway. And I would kill you if I saw you in real life, because you are a Bro` Town lover and probably have an IQ of a peanut. Because that's what happens to you when you like Bro` Town.

Now http://www.comedydogs.com/ on th eother hand, is better comedy

Bro` Town is a skidmark on the underpants of comedy

No, as I said before I don't llike Bro Town and I acutally do love Black Adder, OMFG Diggory*starts laughing so much he is crying* and o course you can't forget Monty Python and all the other orginals which just late year to my discontent I didn't appectiate stuffs like thta :headbang:
Monkeypimp
07-10-2005, 13:21
And then I saw a bit of Cambell Live *shivers* with the guys and I just happen to notice that they are a bunch of (excuse the generalisation) fat maoris

You realise that if you see a brown person that they aren't necessarily a maori, right? You know that brown people can be from other countries too, eh?
Hobovillia
07-10-2005, 13:22
atleast we agree on one thing. There may be hope for you yet, young one.

Now go forth! and watch Blackadder and Monty Python!
Actually I have that on video!!! Muhahahaha. Orginally taped off the TV Muwhahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Fartsack
07-10-2005, 13:24
You realise that if you see a brown person that they aren't necessarily a maori, right? You know that brown people can be from other countries too, eh?

They all act as if theyre maori though, which is the annoying thing. Kinda like wiggas, but not as noticeable....
Hobovillia
07-10-2005, 13:24
You realise that if you see a brown person that they aren't necessarily a maori, right? You know that brown people can be from other countries too, eh? Of course I know that... theres the... uh, and the umm... Tehehehe :p
Monkeypimp
07-10-2005, 13:37
They all act as if theyre maori though, which is the annoying thing. Kinda like wiggas, but not as noticeable....


and by that you mean that they're running off their own version of black american 'hip hop/homie' culture? It's stupid yeah, but no more than the thousands of 12 year old white kids running around dressed like fucking skanks listening to shithouse pop music designed specificly to exploit them and their (parents) money.

There are fucktards all over..
Hobovillia
07-10-2005, 13:45
and by that you mean that they're running off their own version of black american 'hip hop/homie' culture? It's stupid yeah, but no more than the thousands of 12 year old white kids running around dressed like fucking skanks listening to shithouse pop music designed specificly to exploit them and their (parents) money.

There are fucktards all over..

The people at my school last years *runs off crying "OMFG Get that slut away from me"* I don't find it apealling at all. Its good though as in Dunedin there are not as many wigger although Otago Girls High School... Just an afterthought, my sister goes there :p