NationStates Jolt Archive


Hitler VS. Stalin mockery 2: Tough Man's Choice...

The Parkus Empire
07-10-2005, 00:42
These Choices are much more difficult. NO PAINLESS DEATH
The Parkus Empire
07-10-2005, 00:55
The "Pit" from "The Pit and the Pendalum" is an torture unknown to the reader. However, The Pendulam is device that cuts you up slowly over days, then the walls close in, heated so much, you suffer second degree burns when you're five feet away. The narrater said these could not compare with the horror of "The Pit".
The Parkus Empire
07-10-2005, 01:51
By the way, the industrial press takes about a week, at it's rate. :) It's the kind uesed to get oil from rose petals.
The Parkus Empire
07-10-2005, 01:53
10'000 years guys. Digested! UGH! It's digestive acid. It would I admit be an intersting experiance, but OY VEY it would be VERY painful.
DrunkenDove
07-10-2005, 02:10
Wouldn't you die of hunger and thirst first. Or even lack of oxygen?
The Parkus Empire
07-10-2005, 02:12
Nope. The Salac REALLY slows your digestive process, and supplies oxygen as well. Read "The tale of Boba Fett" in "Tales from Jabba's Palace".
Voxio
07-10-2005, 04:09
"The Pit" from "The Pit and the Pendalum".
Keruvalia
07-10-2005, 06:03
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
The Parkus Empire
07-10-2005, 08:31
Tough choice?
The Parkus Empire
07-10-2005, 21:22
So anyone got idea for other deaths? I would say "Sumitted by --- ".
Blu-tac
07-10-2005, 21:25
The industrial laser seemed the least painful, but it would still be painful...

but at least it would be over after 5-10 minutes. not 10,000 years.