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ok simple problem for a good cause, tomorrow i will be dressed as a fairy and i will have a pink wand and be covered in make up and the like, now all fine, except im a guy and i am in high school, anyone see a problem yet if not let me continue, i go to a school just outside glasgow and it has 700 students so not to big, but there are a majority of Chavs, NEDS etc. and well im going to get my head kicked in, but i am doing this for charity so any ideas, do i run like a coward and hide behind a bush allday and be safe, or risk all for the children that need fresh water supplies? please all opinions would be helpful.

Do whichever you think is ethical.

Personally, I'd cut and run, but it's your decision.

Run, abandon all hope, or abandon the premise entirely, I tried the same once, and abndoned the idea within an hour.... :(

It sounds like a difficult outfit to run in.
I would try to seem overconfident and use humor to deflect people who would want to harm you as a first line of defense. (it could work, it worked for me when I was the school mascot) if by some chance that doesn't work RUN and don't look back (believe me it will only slow you down) ;)

did i mention i am not a very good running machine, had lots of practive just never got the hang of it, and i cant run all that well i was at a concert teh other night and my leg is like blue adn purple and sore to walk on... im dead arent i... it is for water for the kiddies...

stand up to them...don't runaway, what ur doing is for a good cause. you knowing that, don't worry how others will treat you, just think about all those u are helping.

stand up to them...don't runaway, what ur doing is for a good cause. you knowing that, don't worry how others will treat you, just think about all those u are helping.
i like this idea, i have a bucket and a wand i can beat them into submission!!!!!

i like this idea, i have a bucket and a wand i can beat them into submission!!!!!

Yep, that's what I'd recommend. How many weapons can you conceal on your person? (non-lethal, of course)

Yep, that's what I'd recommend. How many weapons can you conceal on your person? (non-lethal, of course)
Here i could carry as many lethal weapons as i liked, no metal detectors or anything, but non lethal erm well lets see wand, make up bad, back pack, bucket, shoe lace, pens, pin badge... well that is all i can think of that isn't illegal to walk round with.

Buy a nice strong OC spray.
http://www.pepper-spray-store.com/bears.shtml

If it'll work on a bear it'll work on a chav.

ok simple problem for a good cause, tomorrow i will be dressed as a fairy and i will have a pink wand and be covered in make up and the like, now all fine, except im a guy and i am in high school, anyone see a problem yet if not let me continue, i go to a school just outside glasgow and it has 700 students so not to big, but there are a majority of Chavs, NEDS etc. and well im going to get my head kicked in, but i am doing this for charity so any ideas, do i run like a coward and hide behind a bush allday and be safe, or risk all for the children that need fresh water supplies? please all opinions would be helpful.don't shave, if you had time, I would say grow a stubby beard and mustache. grab a cigar, not cigarette, but a stogie. if you can, wear tennis shoes and carry a super soaker filled with water and perfume.

and be 'Da Fairy Godfather."

do it,but while wearing a mask,a la bart when he does ballet.then run away afterwards as fast as humanly possible.faster if you can

don't shave, if you had time, I would say grow a stubby beard and mustache. grab a cigar, not cigarette, but a stogie. if you can, wear tennis shoes and carry a super soaker filled with water and perfume.

and be 'Da Fairy Godfather."

im sorry i dotn grow stuble yet :(

Buy a nice strong OC spray.
http://www.pepper-spray-store.com/bears.shtml

If it'll work on a bear it'll work on a chav.

damn right it will, but it is illegal here for one, and i dont have time to get one.

im sorry i dotn grow stuble yet :(so get a fake one. with halloween close by shouldn't be too hard.

Go with it, it sounds fun.

Run, abandon all hope, or abandon the premise entirely, I tried the same once, and abndoned the idea within an hour.... :(

Do not, under any circumstances run. The common lesser-capped-chav's vision is based in movement, just stay pefectly still and they'll get confused and wander off.
Either that or surround yourself in a ring of soap.

Do not, under any circumstances run. The common lesser-capped-chav's vision is based in movement, just stay pefectly still and they'll get confused and wander off.
Either that or surround yourself in a ring of soap.
i like this idea... might just work...

ok simple problem for a good cause, tomorrow i will be dressed as a fairy and i will have a pink wand and be covered in make up and the like, now all fine, except im a guy and i am in high school, anyone see a problem yet if not let me continue, i go to a school just outside glasgow and it has 700 students so not to big, but there are a majority of Chavs, NEDS etc. and well im going to get my head kicked in, but i am doing this for charity so any ideas, do i run like a coward and hide behind a bush allday and be safe, or risk all for the children that need fresh water supplies? please all opinions would be helpful.
I'd frakkin' DARE them to do or say anything about it! If they did, I'd kick their asses until they bled! Mwahahahaha! :D

I'd frakkin' DARE them to do or say anything about it! If they did, I'd kick their asses until they bled! Mwahahahaha! :D
you know i would do that, but im quite a small guy, and very young for my year group and like they are big and like scary... :(

you know i would do that, but im quite a small guy, and very young for my year group and like they are big and like scary... :(
Do you have any big scary friends who will act as bodyguards?

Do you have any big scary friends who will act as bodyguards?
not that go to school, the only person i really know that could defend me is female and she moved away :( damn she was hot too...

My mate wore a dress to the prom, some chavs shouted stuff at him and I think one threw a stone but he was ok.

My mate wore a dress to the prom, some chavs shouted stuff at him and I think one threw a stone but he was ok.
erm did it hit him? and omg i aint gettin stoned at school!

erm did it hit him? and omg i aint gettin stoned at school!

I don't think so...

I don't think so...
i hate chavs, i will beat them with my wand of rightchausness and bucket of muni

Sounds like a plan

Sounds like a plan
if your name was dan i could make a rhyme along the lines of sounds like a plan DAN in your VAN like a tin CAN! i am teh rhymemaster!

you know i would do that, but im quite a small guy, and very young for my year group and like they are big and like scary... :(
Sounds like you either need a bodyguard or a crash course in Kung Fu! :D

Sounds like you either need a bodyguard or a crash course in Kung Fu! :D
thank you for that you make it sound like i wont last a minute. :( :(

thank you for that you make it sound like i wont last a minute. :( :(
Hey! You're the one who said you're short for your age and the guys you're watching out for are mean! :p

ok simple problem for a good cause, tomorrow i will be dressed as a fairy and i will have a pink wand and be covered in make up and the like, now all fine, except im a guy and i am in high school, anyone see a problem yet if not let me continue, i go to a school just outside glasgow and it has 700 students so not to big, but there are a majority of Chavs, NEDS etc. and well im going to get my head kicked in, but i am doing this for charity so any ideas, do i run like a coward and hide behind a bush allday and be safe, or risk all for the children that need fresh water supplies? please all opinions would be helpful.

moon everyone

that will disgust the girls, which will make the guys appreciative.

moon everyone

that will disgust the girls, which will make the guys appreciative.
sorry but i like the girls i dont want to disgust them... and are u sayin my butt is disgusting!?

Hey! You're the one who said you're short for your age and the guys you're watching out for are mean! :p
no i said i was really young for my year... i said i was small but i didnt say for my age, most 16 year olds are about my height and build actually i believe, you made me question myself :mad:

and omg i aint gettin stoned at school!
Dude, just get really baked before you do it. You'll just laugh everything off. Theres a different interpretation of stoned for you there. Other than that, is a chain illegal at school? Otherwise, let them rough you up a bit then use the chain as knuckles.

Dude, just get really baked before you do it. You'll just laugh everything off. Theres a different interpretation of stoned for you there. Other than that, is a chain illegal at school? Otherwise, let them rough you up a bit then use the chain as knuckles.
yeah they banned chains, but i have a pin badge, i can stab them with it! :)

ok simple problem for a good cause, tomorrow i will be dressed as a fairy and i will have a pink wand and be covered in make up and the like, now all fine, except im a guy and i am in high school, anyone see a problem yet if not let me continue, i go to a school just outside glasgow and it has 700 students so not to big, but there are a majority of Chavs, NEDS etc. and well im going to get my head kicked in, but i am doing this for charity so any ideas, do i run like a coward and hide behind a bush allday and be safe, or risk all for the children that need fresh water supplies? please all opinions would be helpful.
That's what you get for being a pervert. :mad:

On a more serious note, it sounds like you are the architect of your own demise. I bet it sounded like a really cool idea when you came up with it. Payback's a bitch, huh?

That's what you get for being a pervert. :mad:

On a more serious note, it sounds like you are the architect of your own demise. I bet it sounded like a really cool idea when you came up with it. Payback's a bitch, huh?
how am i a pervert? what do you know about me? o god are you the FBI?

no i said i was really young for my year... i said i was small but i didnt say for my age, most 16 year olds are about my height and build actually i believe, you made me question myself :mad:
Good! It's wise to always question yourself. It's for damned sure everyone else will, but if you beat them to the punch, you'll already have the answers. :)

Good! It's wise to always question yourself. It's for damned sure everyone else will, but if you beat them to the punch, you'll already have the answers. :)
damn that makes sense, are you like a shrink?

how am i a pervert? what do you know about me? o god are you the FBI?
Did you not say you live in Scotland? Even if he was the FBI, what would they have to do with you?

Did you not say you live in Scotland? Even if he was the FBI, what would they have to do with you?
teh FBI has worked in conjunction with british law enforcement on many a case involving internet and similar items, and no i aint done anything illegal... i wonder what this person has on me, and yes i live in Scotland and i love it here.

I'd deliver a sharp kick to the head and run away like a scared schoolgirl.

I'd deliver a sharp kick to the head and run away like a scared schoolgirl.
how do i kick someone in the head if they are standing up, and are you a scared schoolgirl cause if you are that phrase has little to no meaning...

how do i kick someone in the head if they are standing up, and are you a scared schoolgirl cause if you are that phrase has little to no meaning...

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Perhaps a spinning kick? I don't know, be creative.

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Perhaps a spinning kick? I don't know, be creative.

~.*
ok i would of done but cause i was in such a happy bouncy mood, and was wearing a bra no one came near me that was going to have a go. :D lost that bra and wings though :(