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Kanye West and Mike Myers (http://www.smithappens.com/video_kanyewestsnl.php)
This is one of the funniest skits SNL has put out in a *while!

~EDIT~ (*A really long while, maybe 5 years?)

Kanye West and Mike Myers (http://www.smithappens.com/video_kanyewestsnl.php)
This is one of the funniest skits SNL has put out in a *while!

~EDIT~ (*A really long while, maybe 5 years?)

I think that SNL went down hill when Will Ferril and Chris Kattan left, their great on SNL but (Chris at least) not that good of movie actors (Will needs a little more coaching).

But then agian I'm a bigger fan of MADtv anyways.

Kayne West is an asshole. And we've all had a total overdose of Mike Myers.

Kayne West is an asshole. And we've all had a total overdose of Mike Myers.
Yes, but Kayne West does have his finger on the pulse of Modern American politics. I mean, he was the one who figured out that George Bush caused hurricane Katrina because he didn't like black people.
Without commentators like that, unafraid to sound like complete morons in pursuit of the "truth" where would the Modern Democratic party be? In power, maybe, and then they just wouldn't know what do with themselves.

Yes, but Kayne West does have his finger on the pulse of Modern American politics. I mean, he was the one who figured out that George Bush caused hurricane Katrina because he didn't like black people.
Without commentators like that, unafraid to sound like complete morons in pursuit of the "truth" where would the Modern Democratic party be? In power, maybe, and then they just wouldn't know what do with themselves.

They'd be preventing hurricanes and tsunamies, of course. And we'd all whistle while we worked.

Kayne West is an asshole. And we've all had a total overdose of Mike Myers.

Pff, I haven't had enough of Mike Myers! I still love to watch So I Married An Axe Murderer, both Wayne's World movies, the Austin Powers series, and generally anything with Mike (especially old SNL, from the early 90's).

If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!

Pff, I haven't had enough of Mike Myers! I still love to watch So I Married An Axe Murderer, both Wayne's World movies, the Austin Powers series, and generally anything with Mike (especially old SNL, from the early 90's).

If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!

Ok- you mentioned some funny stuff, but maybe you didnt have to sit through the "Cat in the Hat" with him playing the cat.
You'd have an embolism.

Ok- you mentioned some funny stuff, but maybe you didnt have to sit through the "Cat in the Hat" with him playing the cat.
You'd have an embolism.

I've always said this about that movie: Mike didn't need a suit and all that makeup. He looks enough like a cat already...

...But yeah, Dr. Seusse stuff usually makes me wanna commit seppuku anyway.

Ok- you mentioned some funny stuff, but maybe you didnt have to sit through the "Cat in the Hat" with him playing the cat.
You'd have an embolism.
Why in My name did you watch "Cat in the Hat"? Look, I'd have to say that you deserved that suffering if you were that foolish.
All that that abortion of film will ever succeed at is making infants cry and providing Pedophilic Yiffy writers with more material. Other than that, it is a failure on every level imaginable, and a little part of my soul died on the day that I heard about it. This is doubly terrible since I've only got but a few little parts left, and then I'll be an empty hulk of destructive rage, whimsy, and tophats. Trust me, no one wants to see that.

Why in My name did you watch "Cat in the Hat"? Look, I'd have to say that you deserved that suffering if you were that foolish.
All that that abortion of film will ever succeed at is making infants cry and providing Pedophilic Yiffy writers with more material. Other than that, it is a failure on every level imaginable, and a little part of my soul died on the day that I heard about it. This is doubly terrible since I've only got but a few little parts left, and then I'll be an empty hulk of destructive rage, whimsy, and tophats. Trust me, no one wants to see that.

My kids wanted to see it. They were Dr.Suess fans. We have all the books and enjoyed the animated "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and "The Cat in The Hat".
Then they went and pissed in our faces with the live action movies. they were both abominations. And I have suffered through both. Both will be playing on a continuous loop in hell, upon my arrival.

My kids wanted to see it. They were Dr.Suess fans. We have all the books and enjoyed the animated "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and "The Cat in The Hat".
Then they went and pissed in our faces with the live action movies. they were both abominations. And I have suffered through both. Both will be playing on a continuous loop in hell, upon my arrival.
You went to see both?!

Lets see, the last time I stuck my hand in there, the trap went off and now all I've got left is a stump.
On the other hand (teehee), this trap has a different main character.
*SNAP!* *THUD!*
OH MY GOD!!!!

Who the hell is Kayne West?

That was a rather bright spot in a rather dull season premiere of SNL. What the hell happened to that show? They used to be very funny, but they have gone downhill. Even Weekend Update, a bastion of hilarity, has declined since Jimmy Fallon left. Perhaps SNL will have some sense knocked into them one of these days.

Who the hell is Kayne West?
He is the rapper whose hard hitting political commentary (ie "George Bush doesn't care about black people") is one of the greater voices of truth in this age that doesn't have much truth.
Truly, a political great, and I am sure that the only reason that Mr West hasn't become President for Life of the Universe (the title that he truly deserves, due to his abilities to discover George's great conspiracy to put everyone who was black directly within the path of a hurricane) is because the MAN (who is white, remember, the man is white) is keeping him down.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and he is also a rapper or something. He is still amazing enough to have my manbabies, and noone can say that is wrong because I am defined by my sexual identity and if you so much as think that maybe I am irrational then you are a bigot and mean and hate necrophi- er, I mean gays.

You went to see both?!

Lets see, the last time I stuck my hand in there, the trap went off and now all I've got left is a stump.
On the other hand (teehee), this trap has a different main character.
*SNAP!* *THUD!*
OH MY GOD!!!!

Well- two problems: #1. I'm pretty tough-what might make you beg for death makes me more cynical and viscious.

#2. I try to make my kids happy. They were happy I took them, but I really dont think they liked either at all.

I also took them to see the "Corpse Bride" last week, in hopes it would live up to "The Nightmare Before Christmas"....it didnt.

Kayne West is an asshole. And we've all had a total overdose of Mike Myers.
It must be something about Canadians. Notice how Mike Myers, William Shatner, and Jim Carrey seem to be everywhere?

Well- two problems: #1. I'm pretty tough-what might make you beg for death makes me more cynical and viscious.
It wouldn't make me beg for death, I just think that making an obvious mistake twice is somewhat odd. I also just like you using the trap analogy because (for reasons I have yet to fathom) I find seeing:
"*SNAP!* *THUD!*
OH MY GOD!!!!" immensely pleasing to my asthetic sense.
#2. I try to make my kids happy. They were happy I took them, but I really dont think they liked either at all.
"I like to keep my kids happy, so I reularly torture them with some of the most godawful abortions of film possible." I suppose that that makes a sort of sense, once you've suffered through live action Doctor Seuss, the rest of life will seem like a breeze.
I also took them to see the "Corpse Bride" last week, in hopes it would live up to "The Nightmare Before Christmas"....it didnt.
I actually liked the Corpse Bride, but (yeah) it wasn't quite Nightmare. Anyway, I am now hijacking, so I should probably stop.

It wouldn't make me beg for death, I just think that making an obvious mistake twice is somewhat odd. I also just like you using the trap analogy because (for reasons I have yet to fathom) I find seeing:
"*SNAP!* *THUD!*
OH MY GOD!!!!" immensely pleasing to my asthetic sense.

"I like to keep my kids happy, so I reularly torture them with some of the most godawful abortions of film possible." I suppose that that makes a sort of sense, once you've suffered through live action Doctor Seuss, the rest of life will seem like a breeze.

I actually liked the Corpse Bride, but (yeah) it wasn't quite Nightmare. Anyway, I am now hijacking, so I should probably stop.

Yeah-it might be good for you to get off my back for a while. Tell your kids they cant see a movie thats been played up for a while because you're pretty sure it will suck.

It must be something about Canadians. Notice how Mike Myers, William Shatner, and Jim Carrey seem to be everywhere?

Dont forget Pamela Anderson.

They are insidious....

Yeah-it might be good for you to get off my back for a while. Tell your kids they cant see a movie thats been played up for a while because you're pretty sure it will suck.
Hey, I was merely sharing my own sort of perveted self-distorting and all consuming brand of love. Is it my fault if I choose to only relate to people in the form of derision and self-agrandizement?
Ok, so maybe it is, but it isn't fair that other people should be able to notice.
And my spawnlings won't need movies, we shall derive all our pleassure from Sawney Bean style gatherings with the neighbors.
And then when we're out of neighbors we shall start waylaying strangers. However, we won't play that whole stupid slasher cliche. No, if a party consists largely of teenagers and has at least 2 cute girls (one of whom is a slut, and the other a virgin) we will give them a basket of cheeseburgers and let them go on their way.

Hey, I was merely sharing my own sort of perveted self-distorting and all consuming brand of love. Is it my fault if I choose to only relate to people in the form of derision and self-agrandizement?
Ok, so maybe it is, but it isn't fair that other people should be able to notice.
And my spawnlings won't need movies, we shall derive all our pleassure from Sawney Bean style gatherings with the neighbors.
And then when we're out of neighbors we shall start waylaying strangers. However, we won't play that whole stupid slasher cliche. No, if a party consists largely of teenagers and has at least 2 cute girls (one of whom is a slut, and the other a virgin) we will give them a basket of cheeseburgers and let them go on their way.

No problem-we might even agree. Just dont annoy me.

Dont forget Pamela Anderson.

They are insidious....
I don't know if it has to do with being born in Canada or her two flotation devices that helped her on Baywatch.

I think that SNL went down hill when Will Ferril and Chris Kattan left, their great on SNL but (Chris at least) not that good of movie actors (Will needs a little more coaching).

But then agian I'm a bigger fan of MADtv anyways.

Please, SNL sucked because of Ferril and kattan. It went downhill after they got rid of Norm McDonald. He was the ONLY cast member keeping the show watchable after the old cast left.

Though Falon, Sanz, and Fey were good. The show however just went downhill after Hartman, Rock, Neiland, Myers, and all those comidans left. Once they left, MadTV took over.