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I finished reading the Crucible and eating a sandwich. I eating my food, this idea popped into my head. Who would you accuse as a witch? It could be a NS player or someone in real life, or all four.

Edit: Oh, by the way, you won't be questioned, the witch will be punished. This way everyone is happy. :)

As much as I'd like to call out Paris Hilton, I wouldn't call anyone out because I wouldn't want to encourage such a thing. Which, of course, would get me burned at the stake. Score one for the modern world.

As much as I'd like to call out Paris Hilton, I wouldn't call anyone out because I wouldn't want to encourage such a thing. Which, of course, would get me burned at the stake. Score one for the modern world.
Edited, now, who would you accuse?

Myself, tee hee.

I finished reading the Crucible and eating a sandwich. I eating my food, this idea popped into my head. Who would you accuse as a witch? It could be a NS player or someone in real life, or all four.

Edit: Oh, by the way, you won't be questioned, the witch will be punished. This way everyone is happy. :)

YOU!!!

Burn it with some steak!

Well, I can't really think of anyone that I'd accuse of witchcraft for personal gain... but crazy coincidences! My class just read the Crucible in English class, and our school is doing a play on it.

...And just for the fun of it, I'd accuse... um... Bill Gates. Because I feel like it.

YOU!!!

Burn it with some steak!
I accuse you then, oh and Czardas for the hell of it.

Edited, now, who would you accuse?
You misunderstood, I don't approve of the witchhunt mentality and wouldn't want to contribute to it-even if it did mean an end to having to hear about the exploits of Paris Hilton...

YOUR ALL EVIL WITCHES!

(except me of course! ;) )

You misunderstood, I don't approve of the witchhunt mentality and wouldn't want to contribute to it-even if it did mean an end to having to hear about the exploits of Paris Hilton...
Then think of this as doing a public service. No more Paris Hilton.

I accuse you then, oh and Czardas for the hell of it.
How did you find out my secret?! :p

I'd accuse you, for accusing me. And Karl Rove, because I don't like him. And FairyTInkArisen, because I want to. And...er... a few of the smilies, because Jolt will be cleansed from the dark paths of sin (i.e. fluffle smiley vs. "Thou shalt not commit adultery"; sniper and mp-5 smilies vs. "Thou shalt not kill"; etc.)

YOUR ALL EVIL WITCHES!


But... but... none of my witches are 'all evil', they're just misunderstood!

Erm... sorry for poking at your grammatical error. :D

How did you find out my secret?! :p
It was quite obvious to everyone, I mean, you practically scream it all the time. Lets look at a your sig:
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Czardas a Witch
And a recent post:
The blips are faint, but unmistakable. Ships, hundreds of them, still about 500 nm from Czardaian shores, but traveling straight for Czardaian waters. Satellite cameras fill in the rest, and men watch as the line of ships approaches, inexorably, over a thousand of them.
Hail Satan!
And to think, we've been playing your patsies for all this time!

The dutch minister of 'deportation' Rita Verdonck. I mean, she has the perfect face for it.

Emma Watson.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/05/19/hermione3.jpg

She even goes to a witch school to learn witchery!

CONVICTED.

Oh, I read this as "bitch." Well, I'll have to go with Goodie Princess Madeleine (http://images.google.se/images?q=princess+madeleine&hl=en&hs=riH&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=ii&oi=imagest) because she's an inbred royal and still looks like that.

Burn her! Off with her oppressing head!

I would accuse the evil girl who sits next to me in geometry. Bragging about her fucking mathematical abilities constantly. Oh she should burn.

Paris Hilton needs to burn too.

It was quite obvious to everyone, I mean, you practically scream it all the time. Lets look at a your sig:

Czardas a Witch
And a recent post:

Hail Satan!
And to think, we've been playing your patsies for all this time!
LMAO!

Fools...

Most defenatly Hilary Duff.

Whoever it was that invented Anime

My third grade teacher.... ohhh, you mean as a witch. Sorry, I'm a bit dyslexic. Celine Dion and Yoko Ono, both of whom should burn in the fiery pits of hell.

Oh, I read this as "bitch." Well, I'll have to go with Goodie Princess Madeleine (http://images.google.se/images?q=princess+madeleine&hl=en&hs=riH&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=ii&oi=imagest) because she's an inbred royal and still looks like that.

Burn her! Off with her oppressing head!

Who is Princess Madeleine?

Jesus! Water into wine? That's got to be evil!

-shifty eyes- This ninth grader at my church. And this little fifth grader..

-points to Elijah musical pictures- I had a solo taken from me by a fifth grader... Honestly, people have told me I'm a better singer. All because her father talked to the woman who did the casting. -bites Sunday School teacher-

And the other girl... Because I just don't like her. And because she's too nice, and played QUEEN JEZEBEL and can't sing a note.

This musical makes me sad... :(

Probably Cindy Sheehan...but I'd use Ann Coulter for tinder.

LMAO!

Fools...

now we must see if you weigh the same as a duck!

The Pope is the Grand Inquisitor...er head of the Doctrine of the Faith, so him :p ooooh heresy ^_^

I have a list of witches I want to burn..please be patient.
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condi Rice
John Ashcroft
Rumsfield
Ann Coulter
CBN
Fox News
Tony Blair
Ariel Sharon( blast him giving up gaza!)
Bill Frist
Vladmir Putin
Kofi Annan
Auhnold(Arnold Schwazzenegar)
Pat Robertson
Jerry Falthwell
Benny Hinn
Joel Oseen(sp?)
Jaques Chirac
The Saudi Royal Family
Bill Gates
Congress
John Roberts...(something not right about him)
Paris Hilton
Brittany Spears
Tom Brady
The Trix Rabbit..(doesn't he know by now that trix are for kids)
My roommate...Garrr... :mp5:
Jar Jar Binks
Ewoks
Anyone that like reaganomics...
Ok i think that is all for now..shhhew

I call on Goodie Hilary Duff, she did send her spectre to me and force me watch "The Perfect Man". But verily I say unto thee, yea there is only one Perfect man our Lord! And she knows not her Commandments! Plus she's a stuck up little bitch who can't act and needs to be taken down a peg or to!!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN BITCH BUUUUUUUUUUUURN! Or hang, whatever.

The Wiggles (tv show for kids). No grown-up man should be that creepy.

Probably Cindy Sheehan...but I'd use Ann Coulter for tinder.

C'mon now, we all know Ann Coulter can't be used as firewood. Satan's bastard daughter is waay too fire-resistant.

If I had to pick someone as a witch, I'd pick Miss Cleo. Crazy Jamaican woman.

Either her, or Bill Clinton.

now we must see if you weigh the same as a duck!

As I was reading through the thread I was hoping a reference to this movie would be made. :D It's brilliant. Now bring me a shrubbery!


Currently, George W. Bush tops my list.

The Wiggles (tv show for kids). No grown-up man should be that creepy.
ooooh yes! I'd so second that.

I call on Goodie Hilary Duff, she did send her spectre to me and force me watch "The Perfect Man". But verily I say unto thee, yea there is only one Perfect man our Lord! And she knows not her Commandments! Plus she's a stuck up little bitch who can't act and needs to be taken down a peg or to!!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN BITCH BUUUUUUUUUUUURN! Or hang, whatever.

Tori Spelling and Paulie Shore. They have acting careers and I don't. They must have sold their souls!

Paulie Shore

Seconded.

Also, whoever made cookie monster go on a "diet" should be tortured, and then burned .. :headbang: :headbang: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5:

Emma Watson.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/05/19/hermione3.jpg

She even goes to a witch school to learn witchery!

CONVICTED.


She can turn me into a newt anytime. :D

My mother. She is always doing weird crud. Just the other Day, i SWEAR, i Saw with my 2 eyes, my mother made her car fly 5 inches off of the ground! :eek: Believe me if you want, but i swear on my grandmother's grave it happened!
Emperor Brandon

condoleeza rice

All Rabbits And Their Supporters!

I finished reading the Crucible and eating a sandwich. I eating my food, this idea popped into my head. Who would you accuse as a witch? It could be a NS player or someone in real life, or all four.

Edit: Oh, by the way, you won't be questioned, the witch will be punished. This way everyone is happy. :)

Well, I would have to say myself, since the inspiration for this was the Crucible afterall. Middle name: Damien. Last Name(translated): From the Woods. Full Name: Kyle, Son of the Devil, From the Woods. Anybody want to sign my black book? With your blood? Muwahahaha!

As much as I'd like to call out Paris Hilton, I wouldn't call anyone out because I wouldn't want to encourage such a thing. Which, of course, would get me burned at the stake. Score one for the modern world.

But... isn't Paris Hilton a bitch? Is that a typo? :confused:

But... isn't Paris Hilton a bitch? Is that a typo? :confused:


No, she's a slut, an idiot, and a petri dish full of VD.

The Wiggles (tv show for kids). No grown-up man should be that creepy.
*Shudder*. I third that.
Also the Prime Minister of my good country New Zealand. If she isn't a witch, I'm not sure what is. (http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/04/17/clarke.newzealand/story.helen.clark.cnn.jpg)

Ellen Degeneres.


WITCH!!

BURN THE WITCH!!!!

BURN HER!!!

She can turn me into a newt anytime. :D
Lol. Oh dear. That's brilliant.

[QUOTE=Ukrainada]As I was reading through the thread I was hoping a reference to this movie would be made. :D It's brilliant. Now bring me a shrubbery! [QUOTE]

IT!

Rosie O'Donnell.

WITCH!!!!

BURN THE WITCH!

BURN HER!!

now we must see if you weigh the same as a duck!
If you can find a 128-pound duck... ;)

(j/k)