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Donald Rumsfeld recently gave the President his daily briefing. He concluded by
saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" the President
exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the President sat, head in hands.

Finally, the President looked up and asked, "How many is a
brazillion?"

Hahahaha! :D

:D

That's all it needs, just... :D

Stephistan's been reading blogs again! :D

Was it Bound by Gravity?

Edit: I guess not. They have the same joke, but it's a different version.

Stephistan's been reading blogs again! :D

Was it Bound by Gravity?

Actually my mother-in-law sent in to me in my email..lol

This is the version I saw:

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing President Bush one morning, and gives what he thinks is a better than usual casualty report: "Mr. President, we lost three Brazilian soldiers in Iraq yesterday."

Dubya's jaw drops and his face grows ashen. Rummy is shocked, and asks the President what's wrong. Confused, Bush looks around at his advisors and replies:

"Well damn, Rummy, I may not be able to count that high, but I know even one brazillion is a lot of men."

:eek: :D that guy just has a silver spoon, thats the only reason he was ever elected anyway.

:eek: :D that guy just has a silver spoon, thats the only reason he was ever elected anyway.
Molly Ivins has a couple of great zingers about him: he was born with a silver foot in his mouth, and he was born on third base and woke up thinking he'd hit a triple.

I <3 Molly Ivins.

I always said he had compassion.

Congrats, youve posted something that already has three other topics on this board! Your SPECIAL!

I saw this one in here yesterday.

Oh, sorry about that folks, I had not seen them. My mother-in-law sent it to me today in my email, thought it was funny and didn't realize it had been done. Oh well, it's still funny.

Oh, sorry about that folks, I had not seen them. My mother-in-law sent it to me today in my email, thought it was funny and didn't realize it had been done. Oh well, it's still funny.

I posted it yesterday.

I posted it yesterday.

And it really wasnt too funny then either.

And it really wasnt too funny then either.

it's a moderately funny bush joke. not as funny as his social security plan, but funny nonetheless ;)

And it really wasnt too funny then either.

Hey, don't blame me. I heard it on Democratic Underground.

I usually spend an hour over there every other day, listening to the people who are wearing the tinfoil hats.

:eek: :D that guy just has a silver spoon, thats the only reason he was ever elected anyway.

Of course it was. Now you folks just keep telling yourselves exactly that all the way up to the next elections. After all, there couldn't be anything widely considered repulsive with your points of view. You are superior and more intelligent.

Of course it was. Now you folks just keep telling yourselves exactly that all the way up to the next elections. After all, there couldn't be anything widely considered repulsive with your points of view. You are superior and more intelligent.
Thank you for admitting it

:p :fluffle:

Hey, don't blame me. I heard it on Democratic Underground.

I usually spend an hour over there every other day, listening to the people who are wearing the tinfoil hats.

They are so clever. Beware of assimilation.

Of course it was. Now you folks just keep telling yourselves exactly that all the way up to the next elections. After all, there couldn't be anything widely considered repulsive with your points of view. You are superior and more intelligent.

Yes. Bush is doing a bang-up job. There's absolutely no reason to be critical of him. After all, there couldn't possibly be anything repulsive about his administration.

I ask that all Bush supporters join me in...(pulls keys from pocket...jingles them,) Look at the keys! look at 'em! Shiny keys! No...no! Don't put then in your mouth!