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An Idea for the Best Video Game in the World

Tamarket
04-10-2005, 10:05
(In case you're wondering, I'm 1/2 Chinese, so I'm making fun of my heritage, at least in part)

It's a 1st person shooter where you fight against chinese characters and teachers.

It'd probably be most popular in China.

Mao Zedong can be the final boss.

The main character (no pun intended) will be like "You had absolute power and you didn't abolish the language?!?!"

The Game Over sequence will be pretty gross (possibly warranting an "AO" rating).

The Chinese characters violate you, and you turn into one of them. The HORROR!

I think a game that's anti-Chinese will be popular because even native speakers hate it. The Japanese are required to know about 2000 by the end of high school, but many forget how to read and write more than 50% of it.

Allies in the game could include English, French, Spanish and German teachers, as well as furigana coming to the rescue.

Any comments/opinions/ideas/suggestions?