PLEASE don't vote for Walken!
Eutrusca
04-10-2005, 04:35
Christopher Walken is elected President.
Foreign News Correspondent ( FNC ): "Who is your President now?"
State Department Official (SDO ): "Our President is Walken."
FNC: "That's nice, but what's his name?"
SDO: "He's Walken."
FNC: "You told me that already. But I need to know his name."
SDO: "Walken, Christopher."
FNC: "He's walking Christopher? Who's Christopher?"
SDO: "Walken."
FNC: "Walking where? Who's walking?"
SDO: "Our President."
FNC: "That's what I need to know! What's his name?"
SDO: "Lady, are you shinnin' me on? He's Walken, Christopher!"
FNC: "You're not making sense!"
SDO: "So now you're saying Americans are stupid?"
FNC: "No, I just don't understand why you're having so much trouble communicating! I just need to know his name, you twit!"
SDO: "Lady, you're being insulting! I told you he's Walken. If you don't want to believe me, at least be civil about it!"
FNC: "Arggggg! Just tell me his frakkin' NAME!"
SDO: "As the latest appointee to this Ambasadorship, I was appointed by Walken, and now you're telling me I don't know my own President???"
FNC: "You've lost your bloody mind! No one gets appointed by walking, not even in that cesspool of a country you laughingly refer to as 'America!' And I never even suggested that you don't know who your President is, which is more than I can say for me after trying to worm it out of you for almost a half hour now!"
SDO: "Walken's appointees are the best in generations! We are not insane! America is not a 'cesspool,' and I have had enough of this shit!"
FNC: "Holy Mary, Mother of God! My article about you, your unnamed President and your entire frakkin' country is going to make Al Jazziera look like a Sunday school picnic!"
SDO: "That's it! You print that damn article and I'll make sure Walken takes care of you, your rag of a newspaper, and your entire worthless country!"
FNC: [ storms out ]
SDO: [ storms out ]
Two days later America and the entire continent of Europe are at war!
PLEASE don't elect Walken! :D
Serapindal
04-10-2005, 04:37
*snip*
Two days later America and the entire continent of Europe are at war!
Sounds great to me. :D
Eutrusca
04-10-2005, 04:38
Sounds great to me. :D
LOL! Um ... not quite what I had in mind! :p
The South Islands
04-10-2005, 04:44
I daresay, L0L!
Eutrusca
04-10-2005, 07:41
I daresay, L0L!
:D
Osutoria-Hangarii
04-10-2005, 07:57
How frightful :monocle:
Evil Woody Thoughts
04-10-2005, 08:00
Christopher Walken is elected President.
*blah blah blah*
Two days later America and the entire continent of Europe are at war!
PLEASE don't elect Walken! :D
Please do vote for Christopher Walken! We need Europe to liberate us from t3h Patriot Act! :D
Or...
Christopher Walken is elected President.
Foreign News Correspondent ( FNC ): "Who is your President now?"
State Department Official (SDO ): "Our President is Christopher Walken."
FNC: "That's nice."
The end
[NS]Simonist
04-10-2005, 08:05
Or...
Christopher Walken is elected President.
Foreign News Correspondent ( FNC ): "Who is your President now?"
State Department Official (SDO ): "Our President is Christopher Walken."
FNC: "That's nice."
The end
Oh, mundane..... :p
Osutoria-Hangarii
04-10-2005, 08:14
Please do vote for Christopher Walken! We need Europe to liberate us from t3h Patriot Act! :D
i don't want to wear crappy shoes and pay a billion dollars an hour for gasoline :(
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Evil Woody Thoughts
04-10-2005, 08:17
i don't want to wear crappy shoes and pay a billion dollars an hour for gasoline :(
USA #1 ...üb3rjing0ism... USA #1 USA #7 actually because I made a thread to find out where USA belongs without delineating the top six countries so as to preserve national pride for everyone involved
We're paying a billion dollars an hour for gasoline anyway. :rolleyes: Well, at least you are, because I just walk everywhere, and when I need to travel a long distance, I either take Amtrak or fly :D
Osutoria-Hangarii
04-10-2005, 08:18
We're paying a billion dollars an hour for gasoline anyway. :rolleyes: Well, at least you are, because I just walk everywhere, and when I need to travel a long distance, I either take Amtrak or fly :D
not compared to the euros
lol in your face europe
Hairy Bushdom
04-10-2005, 08:22
The would be funny, i think most of the world hates america. i heard the u.s. was gona liberate aran next, would be kinda harsh since they offered to help when u had that whole huricane thing when your troops were of in iraq 'deffending' your contury.
Hey your not gona try and blow us up when we start making ways of power that dont kill bunies and stuff, hey you could bomb france, they have a lot of nuclear powerplants, im sure they could be turned into bombs right? could go and deffent your country there.
The might of the U.S. army deffending itself in the land of the frogs
Evil Woody Thoughts
04-10-2005, 08:23
not compared to the euros
lol in your face europe
Gas is to Europe as healthcare is to the United States.
That said, if you're in Europe, you can nearly always use public transportation. If you're in the US, that depends on which city you're in, if you're in a city at all...
Not to mention that in the United States, it nearly costs you your first-born son to see a doctor, or God forbid, have just about any kind of surgery...
Osutoria-Hangarii
04-10-2005, 08:24
Gas is to Europe as healthcare is to the United States.
That said, if you're in Europe, you can nearly always use public transportation. If you're in the US, that depends on which city you're in, if you're in a city at all...
Not to mention that in the United States, it nearly costs you your first-born son to see a doctor, or God forbid, have just about any kind of surgery...
AHEM
that's why we don't talk about it, thank you
sheesh
Evil Woody Thoughts
04-10-2005, 08:27
AHEM
that's why we don't talk about it, thank you
sheesh
*sets up an al-Jazeera-like media outlet to broadcast the American Achilles Heel to the rest of the world* :D
Edit: W00t! My 1500th post! :D
ReddyLand
04-10-2005, 08:44
Or it could be:
FNC: So who's the new President?
SDO: Bush
FNC: What?
SDO: Our President is Bush.
FNC: I dont care what he is - just give me his name.
SDO: Told you, he's Bush.
FNC: Can you just give me his name?
SDO: Bush, George
FNC: *looking around* Who's George? Who are you speaking to? Is there some a**hole named George prompting you behind my back?
SDO: Thats our President you idiot!
FNC: The president is here? Behind us? Why didnt you say so dumbass.
SDO: No he isnt here! My God! I am talking about the President!
FNC: Now you are just not showing any respect. How can our President be God? Why dont you just give me his name
SDO: George Walker Bush!
FNC: George walk a bush? WTF! you having me on? Stop messing around and just give me his name!
SDO: AARRGGHH! *putting his head in he's hands*
FNC: What was that all about? I am the one who should be upset - Just give me his damn name?
SDO: Bush, George Dubbya Bush you half baked idiot
FNC: George dubbed me bush? What does that mean? And watch the language fella. This is your last chance
SDO: I TOLD U! George Walker F***ing Bush!
FNC: What! Who is this guy named George, and why is he walking around f***ing a bush?
SDO: AARRGGHH! *going for FNC's throat*
FNC: HELP!
SDO: AAARGGGHH!
FNC: *gasping for air*
SDO: AAARRGH!
FNC: *frees himself and runs behind desk*
SDO: AARRRGH!
FNC: No wonder the Americans are so craz..*Bang - gets hit on head with camera lights*
*cut to commercial for Walker Texas Ranger*
*music for BBC Foreign Correspondent*
The BBC is sorry to announce that our regular correspondent is not available due the onset of Rigor Mortis. He has been replaced with that lovely blonde from the Weather Report.
BackwoodsSquatches
04-10-2005, 13:19
I for one, am all for it.
If the Republicans get Ahn-old, the Democrats get Walken!
I also nominate Bootsy Collins for Vice President.
Marrakech II
05-10-2005, 04:50
I have a very good friend that knows him in his circle of friends. He has talked with him on several occasions. Says that he seems to be extremely intelligent. This is coming from a man that in his own right is very intelligent himself. Dont know if he would make a good president. Never heard of his political leanings.