Sierra BTHP
03-10-2005, 16:08
You know, it is hard to believe that all that pain came from nothing. The only thing that COULD create that much pain is somthing that trenscends time, space, and matter. Only one entity does that. A flaming hemorrhoid. Really, all you people, use your logic and reasoning. Something doesn't come from nothing.
See? It's in the Bible!
Samuel, Chapter 6
4 Then said they, What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden hemorrhoids, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines: for one plague was on you all, and on your lords.
5 Wherefore ye shall make images of your hemorrhoids, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land.
See? It's in the Bible!
Samuel, Chapter 6
4 Then said they, What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden hemorrhoids, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines: for one plague was on you all, and on your lords.
5 Wherefore ye shall make images of your hemorrhoids, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land.