NationStates Jolt Archive


Hemmorhoids or Nothing

Sierra BTHP
03-10-2005, 16:08
You know, it is hard to believe that all that pain came from nothing. The only thing that COULD create that much pain is somthing that trenscends time, space, and matter. Only one entity does that. A flaming hemorrhoid. Really, all you people, use your logic and reasoning. Something doesn't come from nothing.


See? It's in the Bible!

Samuel, Chapter 6
4 Then said they, What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden hemorrhoids, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines: for one plague was on you all, and on your lords.

5 Wherefore ye shall make images of your hemorrhoids, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land.
Dishonorable Scum
03-10-2005, 16:49
Given the choice between hemmorhoids and nothing, I'll take the nothing, thank you very much. :p
CelebrityFrogs
03-10-2005, 17:16
I cut my eyeball the other day in an accident at work! That hurts even more than flaming haemorroids (er... spelling???). and I know, I tried to light a fart during a nasty flair up of piles, or something like that???
Santa Barbara
03-10-2005, 17:22
I agree. God is a pain in the ass.
Smunkeeville
03-10-2005, 18:01
I cut my eyeball the other day in an accident at work!
YIKES!!! thanks for that now my eye hurts and is all watery :( I am going out right now to buy protective goggles to wear all the time so that never ever happens :(