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What are you going to be for Halloween?

Neo Kervoskia
03-10-2005, 00:49
My friends and I are going to be these fine gentlemeen below:
http://home3.inet.tele.dk/c-4/photogallery/Enver_Hoxha.jpg
http://www.aasianst.org/EAA/kim-il-sung.jpg
http://www.historyplace.com/specials/calendar/docs-pix/stalin.jpg
and
http://www.herodote.net/Images/Trotsky.jpg
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-10-2005, 00:57
I'm going to run around wearing nothing but a top hat, monocle, and cape throwing eggs at people and screaming "IDIOT DAY IS CANCELLED, FOOLS!"
But then, thats what I do everynight, so it won't be as odd as it sounds.
Branin
03-10-2005, 00:59
I'm going to run around wearing nothing but a top hat, monocle, and cape throwing eggs at people and screaming "IDIOT DAY IS CANCELLED, FOOLS!"
But then, thats what I do everynight, so it won't be as odd as it sounds.
Ummmmmmm........

I'll be over here, let me know when you leave.
Gruenberg
03-10-2005, 01:01
Halloween. Worst...it's not even a holiday...ever. I shall be dressing up as a grumpy, disenchanted, poor student with no sense of humour.
Branin
03-10-2005, 01:03
Halloween. Worst...it's not even a holiday...ever. I shall be dressing up as a grumpy, disenchanted, poor student with no sense of humour.
You're no fun :fluffle:
Fass
03-10-2005, 01:03
No halloween here, thankfully. Although, they are trying to make it stick, the fucking merchants.
Xiphosia
03-10-2005, 01:03
I'm going to wear my church suit ( all black ) white shirt underneath, blood red tie, comb my hair back and spray paint it grey ( Clinton lives! ) . I've seen it used, but I plan to add a twist.. I'm gonna get a brunette blowup doll and carry it with me! :p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-10-2005, 01:03
Ummmmmmm........

I'll be over here, let me know when you leave.
Then I fiddle with my mustache, twinkle my eyes, swirl my cape, do my tax returns, twitch my nose and dissappear into a land of ponies and butterflies and butterponies and ponyflies. There I dance and sing with the happy mushroom people under a sky made of rainbows in a magical city where the buildings are made of chocolate.
Then I wake up in a warehouse basement surrounded by children that somebody kidnapped and put in the room with me. And they also put cement and wood splinters in my teeth.
Branin
03-10-2005, 01:05
Then I fiddle with my mustache, twinkle my eyes, swirl my cape, do my tax returns, twitch my nose and dissappear into a land of ponies and butterflies and butterponies and ponyflies. There I dance and sing with the happy mushroom people under a sky made of rainbows in a magical city where the buildings are made of chocolate.
Then I wake up in a warehouse basement surrounded by children that somebody kidnapped and put in the room with me. And they also put cement and wood splinters in my teeth.
I think someones halloween needs to involve a little less acid. May I interest you in some pot?
Lunatic Goofballs
03-10-2005, 01:07
I'm going to run around wearing nothing but a top hat, monocle, and cape throwing eggs at people and screaming "IDIOT DAY IS CANCELLED, FOOLS!"
But then, thats what I do everynight, so it won't be as odd as it sounds.

YAY! :D
Branin
03-10-2005, 01:08
YAY! :D
You spelled that backwars, common man, get a grip
Oxwana
03-10-2005, 01:09
I'm going to be the virgin Mary with my black baby Jesus.
New Granada
03-10-2005, 01:10
A Hamas fighter.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-10-2005, 01:11
I have been going as some variant of a clown for quite a while(Jester, Evil Clown, Ninja Clown). It's time to do something truly unique and different.

I was thinking about stripping naked, painting my whole body with glow-in-the-dark paint and going as a ghost. :)

I'll probably include a glowing toga sheet for when there are children nearby.
Gruenberg
03-10-2005, 01:11
My friends and I are going to be these fine gentlemeen below:

-4 fine gentlemen-

How do you actually dress up as them? I can see Stalin, maybe, with the moustache, but the others don't really have that many distinguishing features.

I once dressed up as a Red Army soldier, though, so if you want to be Mao, you can borrow that.
Fass
03-10-2005, 01:11
I'm going to be the virgin Mary with my black baby Jesus.

Try to pull off a pietà for me, okay?

If halloween were that big of a deal here, I'd try to convince a friend to go as "Adam and Steve."
Secluded Islands
03-10-2005, 01:12
teh Phantom of deh Opera!
Oxwana
03-10-2005, 01:14
Halloween. Worst...it's not even a holiday...ever. I shall be dressing up as a grumpy, disenchanted, poor student with no sense of humour.Sooooo not true. Halloween and New year's are the best holidays. They're the only ones where complete strangers are nice to you. On Christmas, the only people who are really nice to you are people you know; people who are usually nice to you anyway.
Onlt on Halloween can you ask complete strangers for candy, and they give it to you. Only on New year's do strangers waiting for the bus with you offer you beer.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-10-2005, 01:15
Halloween is one of the times of year that I can act silliest without getting arrested. ;)
Oxwana
03-10-2005, 01:17
Try to pull off a pietà for me, okay?

If halloween were that big of a deal here, I'd try to convince a friend to go as "Adam and Steve."Pie-ah-what?
Gruenberg
03-10-2005, 01:17
I think it's probably a Transatlantic thing...in the UK, Halloween is largely children being annoying. No, over here, Bonfire Night (which I guess is a little like Independence Day) is the uberday: fireworks and alcohol.
Fass
03-10-2005, 01:18
Pie-ah-what?

Pietà (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet%C3%A0).
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-10-2005, 01:18
I think someones halloween needs to involve a little less acid. May I interest you in some pot?
I don't know nothing about what you are talk, officer. Honest! ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
03-10-2005, 01:21
Do you think I can dress up in all black and go as a 'Human Wrecking Ball'? I can tackle anyone that moves. :)
Bleenie
03-10-2005, 01:21
http://stupidonymous.blogspot.com/drag-queen.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
03-10-2005, 01:22
http://stupidonymous.blogspot.com/drag-queen.jpg

Ooh! An exotic aquatic lifeform! :)
Fass
03-10-2005, 01:24
http://stupidonymous.blogspot.com/drag-queen.jpg

Fabulous!
New Sernpidel
03-10-2005, 01:25
I'm going to be the late Wash, from Firefly, and the recent movie Serenity. Several of my good friends are going to dress as char's, and my GF's going to be River, so we're plannin on hittin the streets to stir up a little alliance trouble...
GOLDDIRK
03-10-2005, 01:26
Gonna dress up like Ron Jeremy and hit all the lesbo bars in NYC. Prob get my assed kicked, But..... :D




rich
Lunatic Goofballs
03-10-2005, 01:27
Gonna dress up like Ron Jeremy and hit all the lesbo bars in NYC. Prob get my assed kicked, But..... :D




rich

Some things are worth a beating. :)
Fass
03-10-2005, 01:28
Gonna dress up like Ron Jeremy and hit all the lesbo bars in NYC. Prob get my assed kicked, But..... :D

At least get dressed as an attractve straight porn star.

Oh, wait, there are no attractive straight porn stars. Never mind.
Cannot think of a name
03-10-2005, 01:30
Your mom!

(that took three pages?)
Oxwana
03-10-2005, 01:31
Try to pull off a pietà for me, okay?For you? Anything.


If halloween were that big of a deal here, I'd try to convince a friend to go as "Adam and Steve."I will make it my mission this month to get two guys to dress up as Adam and Steve (shouldn't be hard, as I'm in the GSA at my school). If I suceed, I'll send you some pics.
Ritlina
03-10-2005, 01:31
Sepiroth, ive grown my hair long and dyed it pure white,and am working on buying an actual katana for a realistic costume
Aldranin
03-10-2005, 01:31
Michael Jackson.

Not really. But I should.
Thekalu
03-10-2005, 01:33
I find my everyday appearance to be frightening enough to most children but maybe I'll wear my flame contacts
Ravea
03-10-2005, 01:33
Either the Rock Lobster, or Iron Chef Chairman Kaga.
Grampus
03-10-2005, 01:35
I think it's probably a Transatlantic thing...in the UK, Halloween is largely children being annoying. No, over here, Bonfire Night (which I guess is a little like Independence Day) is the uberday: fireworks and alcohol.

Speak for yourself, Englishman. US ne'er-do-wells in Northern Ireland laugh at your quaint 5th of November malarky and let off the fireworks on Halloween. Then again, we also have the bonfires around about mid-summer...
Fass
03-10-2005, 01:35
For you? Anything.

Yay! Maybe you can even make it be like you're a Mary crying over the "death" of her, for purposes of crime reduction, aborted black foetus.

I will make it my mission this month to get two guys to dress up as Adam and Steve (shouldn't be hard, as I'm in the GSA at my school). If I suceed, I'll send you some pics.

Double yay! Maybe then I, too, will see what the big deal is about Halloween.
The South Islands
03-10-2005, 01:40
I'm going to pass out candy with razor blades in them.

Stop those meddling kids in their tracks, I'll tell you what!
China3
03-10-2005, 01:42
Myself.

Scary enough as i am.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-10-2005, 01:43
I'm going to pass out candy with razor blades in them.

Stop those meddling kids in their tracks, I'll tell you what!
Be sure that you properly conceal the razorblades by putting large stickers proclaiming "THIS CANDY DOESN'T HAVE RAZOR BLADES SHOVE INSIDE IT" in case the parents get suspicious.
If it says that such is so on a sticker, then you jsut know that it must be true.
Dutchmansland
03-10-2005, 01:45
I'v had my costume since July. It involves lots of hair dair, face paint, homemade t-shirts, scarves, and red plaid pajama bottoms.
The South Islands
03-10-2005, 01:48
I'v had my costume since July. It involves lots of hair dair, face paint, homemade t-shirts, scarves, and red plaid pajama bottoms.

A sex robot?
Lunatic Goofballs
03-10-2005, 01:57
I'm going to pass out candy with razor blades in them.

Stop those meddling kids in their tracks, I'll tell you what!

Parents are having their kids' candy x-rayed these days. You have to stay one step ahead of them: Try shards of plastic. :)
Neo Kervoskia
03-10-2005, 01:58
How do you actually dress up as them? I can see Stalin, maybe, with the moustache, but the others don't really have that many distinguishing features.

I once dressed up as a Red Army soldier, though, so if you want to be Mao, you can borrow that.
It's an inside joke.
Dutchmansland
03-10-2005, 01:58
A sex robot?

Close. A very eccentric Fire Goddess.
Neo Kervoskia
03-10-2005, 02:01
Last year I went as Christian...nobody got it.
At my school someone came as a giant marijuana man.
The South Islands
03-10-2005, 02:03
Last year I went as Christian...nobody got it.
At my school someone came as a giant marijuana man.

Last year, one of my friends came to school as a giant penis.
Dutchmansland
03-10-2005, 02:03
Last year I went as Christian...nobody got it.
At my school someone came as a giant marijuana man.

Is that allowed?
Bonferoni
03-10-2005, 02:04
I'm planning on being the corpse bride...should be pretty fricken awesome:D
Oxwana
03-10-2005, 02:19
Double yay! Maybe then I, too, will see what the big deal is about Halloween.You need to come here to truely experience halloween. My Spanish foreign exchange student was here for halloween last year, and so I had to go trick or treating with her even though I was 16... (never mind that I go out every year, and might just again this year). In her words, "It's just like in the movies!".
Halloween rocks my socks.
Zndikia
03-10-2005, 02:21
My brothers dressing up as a fat balding man. Also known as our princable, he's going to run around campas giving people tardy's...
San Texario
03-10-2005, 02:22
I'm thinking ninja right now. I went as Newt Gingritch (whose name I believe I just butchered) last year.
Zndikia
03-10-2005, 02:24
go as a pot ninja. Everyone dresses up as a normal ninja...
Maineiacs
03-10-2005, 02:30
I'll wear what I normally do, and claim I'm dressed as a homicidal maniac.
Kiwi-kiwi
03-10-2005, 02:41
go as a pot ninja. Everyone dresses up as a normal ninja...

Someone should dress as a salesman, and say they're a ninja. They're just in clever disguise. If someone doesn't believe them, wait 'til they turn around then hit 'em with a bunch of shuriken cleverly hidden in their briefcase! Hah!
Megaloria
03-10-2005, 02:43
Probably a Transformer. I've done Optimus Prime before, so maybe something more challenging, like Devastator.
Xiphosia
03-10-2005, 02:56
I'll wear what I normally do, and claim I'm dressed as a homicidal maniac.

Simplistic brilliance.
Skyfork
03-10-2005, 03:01
Why not come dressed as an abstract concept?

I shall be discontent! :p
Neo Kervoskia
03-10-2005, 03:14
Is that allowed?
He said he was Seaweed Man, but it was clearly pot. Two people were Klansmen, but apparently that wasn't allowed.
Eutrusca
03-10-2005, 03:17
I was going to dress up as Teddy Kennedy, but I couldn't find enough pillows! :D
The Decapitated Mime
03-10-2005, 03:18
I Love Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
San Texario
03-10-2005, 03:22
I was going to dress up as Teddy Kennedy, but I couldn't find enough pillows! :D

Man. That would be awesome.
The Decapitated Mime
03-10-2005, 03:22
I Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Love Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Obsessed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Death To All Nonbeleivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Korrino
03-10-2005, 03:27
I'm either going to go as a TV, made of cardboard....or if I can find a real TV. Or I'm going to go as a guy in a straight-jacket, last year I got 3 times the amount of cady my friends got because people felt sorry for me. :cool:
Crimson blades
03-10-2005, 03:32
So far five friends and I are going to split into two groups and three of us will be dressed as Hitler, Mussolini, and Tojo, and the other three will be Churchhill, Roosevelt, and Stalin.

Then we will go up to people's doors and start singing "Why cant we be friends?"
Eutrusca
03-10-2005, 03:32
I'm either going to go as a TV, made of cardboard....or if I can find a real TV. Or I'm going to go as a guy in a straight-jacket, last year I got 3 times the amount of cady my friends got because people felt sorry for me. :cool:
Um ... I'm almost afraid to ask this, but why did people feel sorry for you? [ braces for the answer ]
The Soviet Americas
03-10-2005, 03:38
The G-Man.

http://www.totallywaycool.com/kojimyuu/gman.jpg

Most of the role is in getting the voice down correctly. I can see I have limitlesssssssss potential in taking care of that.
Katganistan
03-10-2005, 04:00
I Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Love Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Obsessed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Death To All Nonbeleivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We're happy for you. Please stop spamming.
Eutrusca
03-10-2005, 04:04
We're happy for you. Please stop spamming.
Seconded.
Bleenie
03-10-2005, 04:32
Changed my mind.. Im going as Pure Metal. :D :fluffle: :D
http://www.crg.cs.nott.ac.uk/~mbf/photo/new_year/druggie.JPG
Quintine
03-10-2005, 04:38
Im going to put on a wig, an ugly dress, and carry around a rolling pin and talk in a horrid voice like when that guy from monty python does it (life of brian). then when people ask me what I am ill say YOUR MOM... I know someone said it already, but I elaborated.

I did the abtract one... didnt work

I did a remote controll stuck in the couch... awsome

went to rocky horror show as the transvestite... I was hot

Went as a hobo/frenchman... I hate quebec

there is still time for me to change my idea.
Ngaio United
03-10-2005, 05:10
Yeah... we don't celebrate Halloween in New Zealand... or in Ngaio United... don't know why... just don't want to i guess... to confusing for our children lol
Murderous maniacs
03-10-2005, 05:13
i'll go as a berserker. i'll look the part with a (fake) animal skin shirt and a nice pair of axes
Czardas
03-10-2005, 05:15
I'll put on my regular clothes and go as a homicidal maniac.

Except I'll be carrying a real knife, and the blood on it will be real blood, and no one will ever be able to find me. Mwahahahahahaha!!!
Murderous maniacs
03-10-2005, 05:17
my dad suggested i go as a samurai, as i do have the appropriate clothing and a katana. the problem is: will they let me catch a bus with a katana? (my friend couldn't get on with his beard and a shoebox)
Neukedcre
03-10-2005, 06:08
Last year I went as a maniac with a wool coat and boots and a gasmask and went to my friends house, and yelled hello at him using his name and just stood in his door way until he realized who I was, after he saw my brother behind me. I think I freaked him about a little bit though. :D
Antikythera
03-10-2005, 06:15
Last year I went as a maniac with a wool coat and boots and a gasmask and went to my friends house, and yelled hello at him using his name and just stood in his door way until he realized who I was, after he saw my brother behind me. I think I freaked him about a little bit though. :D
thats awsome
Chellis
03-10-2005, 07:15
I didn't want to dress up at all.

But then this thread made me want to be stalin.

But then a convo with my brother makes me really want to be god.

So I'm going to be god for halloween.

And say I'm a ninja, in a god disguise.