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Adventures of Nak Nook, Ep. 2

Neo Kervoskia
02-10-2005, 22:45
When we last left Nak Nook he had devoured Joey the Bully after Joey had annoyed him. Nak Nook began to stare into the distance once more....

The Adventures of Nak Nook, Nak Nook Becomes a Hostage
Nak Nook was peacefull staring into the distance when suddenly there was a loud noise. The other children in the playground turned around to see what the disturbance was. There was a slender old man wearing all black. He was carrying a large bag filled with some unknown item. He sprinted through the playground and as he did one hundred dollar bills flew out of the bag. The teachers rushed to grab them and put them in their purses.
This mysterious old man was being pursued by two young police officers. They repeatedly called to him to stop and put his hands in the air. The old man did not look back and instead ran towards the tree where Nak Nook was sitting. The police officers opened fire. However, instead of hitting the old man, the bullets hit the children. One after another fell onto the ground with a hole in their heads. The teachers screamed in horror and the injured children that survived screamed in terrible pain, their agony quite clear.
Nak Nook turned around and saw the old man. The old man asked him, "Hey, kid, who are you?" Nak Nook did not answer.
The police once more yelled stop. The old man grabbed Nak Nook and pointed his gun at him, "I have a hostage and I'm not afraid to shoot him, back away. ", said the old man.
The police froze and lowered their weapons. The old man took Nak Nook and ran to his vehicle. The two drove away and the officers once aagin pursued him.
Nak Nook did not mind, he only stared at of the window. "What's your name, I'm sorry I had to do this?" the old man asked.
Nak Nook did not respond and the old man replied, "That's alright, I'm not much for conversation either. "
Nak Nook looked at the old man without an emotionless expression. The cops came closer and opened fire on the vehicle. The car flipped over and old man grabbed Nak Nook and jumped out of the car. They landed in some nearby bushes.
"I can't keep this up. You know, you're right kid, I should give up. Sometimes you have to fuck yourself to save yourself. It's my time and I should face the music.", were the old man's last words to the quiet Nak Nook.
The old man leaped from ther bushes and began to blow away the police. More officers came and shot him down, blood splattered on Nak Nook who stared into the distance, and there was much rejoicing. The bag of money was nearby. Nak Nook looked at it and took some money from it before the cops came, then he stood up and headed for his tree.
The South Islands
02-10-2005, 23:13
Dude...Why?
Czardas
02-10-2005, 23:18
O- kay.....
Neo Kervoskia
02-10-2005, 23:23
Dude...Why?
Everyone one of Nak Nook's adventures has a moral. It's like a deranged version of the Book of Virtues or some such crap.
The South Islands
02-10-2005, 23:26
Everyone one of Nak Nook's adventures has a moral. It's like a deranged version of the Book of Virtues or some such crap.

Hmmmm... A children's book possibly in the works, NK?
Neo Kervoskia
02-10-2005, 23:30
Hmmmm... A children's book possibly in the works, NK?
Maybe, for now it's just a series in General. I wonder what Nak Nook will do next? Hippies, zombies, he goes to war? The possibilities are endless.