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More PROOF That the Subway Diet Works

Chomskyrion
02-10-2005, 05:46
MORE PROOF THAT THE SUBWAY DIET WORKS

"I used to have a steady diet of nothing but carbs. In fact, all I pretty much ate was raw sugar; that and I drank a lot of water. And frankly, I was depressed. Back in the '80s, even with big contracts and being a celebrity 'n all, I wasn't happy with myself. No matter how many times I shouted, 'Oh yeahh!' I still wasn't content with the fact that I was just a big bloated pitcher of sugar-coated fat. Then I saw Jared on TV and discovered the Subway Diet. And it revolutionized my life. Now, I can eat just as much as I want, but I don't gain weight. And I don't need to worry about counting calories. Thank you, Subway."
-The Kool-Aid Man

Kool-Aid Man - 1989 (BEFORE)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Kool-AidMan.jpg
390 liters.

Kool-Aid Man - 2005 (AFTER)
http://www.kraftfoods.com/koolaid/2001/images/ka_fun_factory_header_v2_02.jpg
160 liters.
The South Islands
02-10-2005, 05:48
Lolzorz!
Chomskyrion
02-10-2005, 05:49
Lolzorz!
Revised it a bit.
The South Islands
02-10-2005, 05:50
Revised it a bit.

The Subway diet. Lol!

Where do you come up with this stuff.
Chomskyrion
02-10-2005, 05:58
The Subway diet. Lol!

Where do you come up with this stuff.
I managed to see a new picture of the Kool-Aid Man and I thought, "WTF! HE LOST WEIGHT?!?!"

It's just obvious.
Zanato
02-10-2005, 06:13
He's no longer naked. :(
Chomskyrion
02-10-2005, 08:30
He's no longer naked. :(
Oh my god. I wonder if he has a penis now?!?!
DHomme
02-10-2005, 12:36
Oh my god. I wonder if he has a penis now?!?!

quick! everyone to subway!