Chomskyrion
02-10-2005, 05:46
MORE PROOF THAT THE SUBWAY DIET WORKS
"I used to have a steady diet of nothing but carbs. In fact, all I pretty much ate was raw sugar; that and I drank a lot of water. And frankly, I was depressed. Back in the '80s, even with big contracts and being a celebrity 'n all, I wasn't happy with myself. No matter how many times I shouted, 'Oh yeahh!' I still wasn't content with the fact that I was just a big bloated pitcher of sugar-coated fat. Then I saw Jared on TV and discovered the Subway Diet. And it revolutionized my life. Now, I can eat just as much as I want, but I don't gain weight. And I don't need to worry about counting calories. Thank you, Subway."
-The Kool-Aid Man
Kool-Aid Man - 1989 (BEFORE)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Kool-AidMan.jpg
390 liters.
Kool-Aid Man - 2005 (AFTER)
http://www.kraftfoods.com/koolaid/2001/images/ka_fun_factory_header_v2_02.jpg
160 liters.
"I used to have a steady diet of nothing but carbs. In fact, all I pretty much ate was raw sugar; that and I drank a lot of water. And frankly, I was depressed. Back in the '80s, even with big contracts and being a celebrity 'n all, I wasn't happy with myself. No matter how many times I shouted, 'Oh yeahh!' I still wasn't content with the fact that I was just a big bloated pitcher of sugar-coated fat. Then I saw Jared on TV and discovered the Subway Diet. And it revolutionized my life. Now, I can eat just as much as I want, but I don't gain weight. And I don't need to worry about counting calories. Thank you, Subway."
-The Kool-Aid Man
Kool-Aid Man - 1989 (BEFORE)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Kool-AidMan.jpg
390 liters.
Kool-Aid Man - 2005 (AFTER)
http://www.kraftfoods.com/koolaid/2001/images/ka_fun_factory_header_v2_02.jpg
160 liters.