NationStates Jolt Archive

Alright, so after our last survey about haircuts, we decided to step it up a notch and find out what heterosexual guys like in terms of body types on the female gender. :confused:

I like a tall, curvy woman with long legs, big tits, and a big ass. But when I say curvy I dont mean fat per say, but a voluptous kind of body. I guess if you want an example look at Sara Jay. (WARNING SHE IS A PORNSTAR)

Awfully heteronormative threads you've been starting. Not all men are into women, fyi.

Medium build. Not fat, but also not so skinny you have to worry about crushing them or breaking them in bed.

Awfully heteronormative threads you've been starting. Not all men are into women, fyi.

Actually, you might just have better recommendations. Most straight guys I know have very little sense when it comes to aesthetics.

As long as they aren't 300 lbs. behemoths, 80 lbs. anorexics, or this (http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/104546.jpg), they're fine by me.

Yay.

Someone want to explain to me why I've been told the only way I'll ever find a date is to buy one on ebay then?

i like them athletic

Awfully heteronormative threads you've been starting. Not all men are into women, fyi.

Well dont sit here and complain go make your own thread!

Sorry! I tried to change it to 'Hetero Men" but I couldn't figure out how to change the poll. =(

As long as they aren't 300 lbs. behemoths, 80 lbs. anorexics, or this (http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/104546.jpg), they're fine by me.

AHHH!!! Scary....


Appart from that, any and all the above. It is more about personality.

A spiteful Russian woman, you get the idea.

Yay.

Someone want to explain to me why I've been told the only way I'll ever find a date is to buy one on ebay then?
Could you possibly be a bitch?

Alright, so after our last survey about haircuts, we decided to step it up a notch and find out what heterosexual guys like in terms of body types on the female gender. :confused:
In all trutfullness, I prefer the more voluptuous woman: lots of curves. However ... the true secret of being not only successful with women, but happy with your relationships, and kind to women into the bargain, is to focus on what it is that makes each woman unique. The turn of her head, the flow of her hair, that smile she gives you when she realizes that you're looking at her, lovely eyes, a great personality, intellect, the list is endless, and a source of joy forever! :D

ya, i betcha hes a bitch

Awfully heteronormative threads you've been starting. Not all men are into women, fyi.
No shit, Dick Tracy! What gave you the first clue? :D

Could you possibly be a bitch?

Actually, no, I just live out in the middle of f*cking no where in North Dakota where everyone is either a crazy religious zealot or a rutting animal. There seems to be very little in-between, but everyone seems to be Christian, if not Catholic, super-far right, kinda chunky, they all dress and think about the same, and it's just small town bullsh*t.

So you get an atheistic, progressive, anarcapitalist that's done fashion modeling and thus likes wearing non-athletic clothing/pyjamas to school living in a small town full of people she doesn't understand or relate to at all, and there's a lot of problems.

I speak English, but it sounds much different; I listen to music from Europe and Japan; I have no intention of staying celibate until marriage, but I'm not a drunken whore either; and really, I'm just totally different from everybody else here.

It wouldn't be bad, but they can't just ignore me. They have to constantly pick on me. :mad: They complain about my presence, but then once I explain that I fully intend to leave as soon as I'm done putting in my next 2 1/2 years of high school here, they tell me it's because I'm a freak. I don't get it.

Actually, no, I just live out in the middle of f*cking no where in North Dakota where everyone is either a crazy religious zealot or a rutting animal. There seems to be very little in-between, but everyone seems to be Christian, if not Catholic, super-far right, kinda chunky, they all dress and think about the same, and it's just small town bullsh*t.

So you get an atheistic, progressive, anarcapitalist that's done fashion modeling and thus likes wearing non-athletic clothing/pyjamas to school living in a small town full of people she doesn't understand or relate to at all, and there's a lot of problems.

I speak English, but it sounds much different; I listen to music from Europe and Japan; I have no intention of staying celibate until marriage, but I'm not a drunken whore either; and really, I'm just totally different from everybody else here.

It wouldn't be bad, but they can't just ignore me. They have to constantly pick on me. :mad: They complain about my presence, but then once I explain that I fully intend to leave as soon as I'm done putting in my next 2 1/2 years of high school here, they tell me it's because I'm a freak. I don't get it.

So.... wanna hook up?

*snip*

Sad. At least you have some form of escape - the internet.

Actually, you might just have better recommendations. Most straight guys I know have very little sense when it comes to aesthetics.

I have no idea what straight men look for in a woman, since I don't look for anything in women, except maybe friendship, and the things you've asked about really play no part in that.

I feel most attracted to women who actually understand me, i.e. nobody.

To me the physical appearance is not nearly as important.

No shit, Dick Tracy! What gave you the first clue? :D

I picked up the sole one you had and lost. :p

Awfully heteronormative threads you've been starting. Not all men are into women, fyi.

You're not into woman lol. I talked to you a few times. you didn't seem like you're own the other team.

You're not into woman lol. I talked to you a few times. you didn't seem like you're own the other team.

Please, respect me enough to spell your posts correctly and make them coherent and understandable. Otherwise, I really won't read them.

-snip-
I’m not understanding. If you’ve modeled then you must be attractive. Where I come from, that lets you get away with ANYTHING.
You're not into woman lol. I talked to you a few times. you didn't seem like you're own the other team.
Fass doesn't take shit, ever.

Please, respect me enough to spell your posts correctly and make them coherent and understandable. Otherwise, I really won't read them.

BistroLand, don't mess with Fass. He and his Homosexual minions will totally fuck you up!

Please, respect me enough to spell your posts correctly and make them coherent and understandable. Otherwise, I really won't read them.

Someone's being a major grammar bitch tonight.

Someone's being a major grammar bitch tonight.

he was always a grammar bitch. Why don't the homosexual vote for other.

or woman that look like man.

Someone's being a major grammar bitch tonight.
Heck, it's NS General... What else is new?

I picked up the sole one you had and lost. :p
ROFLMAO! Good comeback, oh infinitely wise one! :D

he was always a grammar bitch. Why don't the homosexual vote for other.

or woman that look like man.

True, but he doesn't always show it so curtly.

I’m not understanding. If you’ve modeled then you must be attractive. Where I come from, that lets you get away with ANYTHING.


Undelia is right, Anything :D ( keeps em spoiled and whorish though.. ;) )
You just gotta flow with it.

5'8 ( im MUCH taller ) curvy, huge tits that look like shes gonna fall over, and a very, very cold sense of humor. :rolleyes: :)

I just tend to be a bit of an eccentric. I like playing keyboards and spending time online and talking politics and reading and I'm a bit fucked up, just generally speaking. We have to take civics class this year, and at the beginning of the year, I was the only student that could name the two countries we have a military occupation going on in. I thought that was pathetic on their part; they think I'm weird and need to get a life. In sixth grade, there was something stupid I did that got some convinced I was practicing witchcraft; in a town of ignorant rural people that never forget shit like that, an accusation like that is social death. Of course, I didn't understand that; so I claimed to be "GUILTY" (had been practicing witchcraft?) just to see what would happen, and lo and behold, half the town is afraid I will cause terrible things to happen if I make eye contact with them.

My ladyfriend is short and very thin, and I think that's what I prefer. She's very cute. She's about 5'1" or 5'2" and weighs about 105 lbs. Despite her small size, she actually does have some curves.

I just tend to be a bit of an eccentric. I like playing keyboards and spending time online and talking politics and reading and I'm a bit fucked up, just generally speaking. We have to take civics class this year, and at the beginning of the year, I was the only student that could name the two countries we have a military occupation going on in. I thought that was pathetic on their part; they think I'm weird and need to get a life. In sixth grade, there was something stupid I did that got some convinced I was practicing witchcraft; in a town of ignorant rural people that never forget shit like that, an accusation like that is social death. Of course, I didn't understand that; so I claimed to be "GUILTY" (had been practicing witchcraft?) just to see what would happen, and lo and behold, half the town is afraid I will cause terrible things to happen if I make eye contact with them.
Will you go out with me? ;)

Seriously, that sounds a bit like me, except imagine it in a community both larger (my city) and smaller (my school): a complete social outcast, partly through choice, and with many eccentric (to say the least) tendencies. And everyone thinks I need to get a life, although that's primarily because I spend all my spare time on these forums....

I just tend to be a bit of an eccentric. I like playing keyboards and spending time online and talking politics and reading and I'm a bit fucked up, just generally speaking. We have to take civics class this year, and at the beginning of the year, I was the only student that could name the two countries we have a military occupation going on in. I thought that was pathetic on their part; they think I'm weird and need to get a life. In sixth grade, there was something stupid I did that got some convinced I was practicing witchcraft; in a town of ignorant rural people that never forget shit like that, an accusation like that is social death. Of course, I didn't understand that; so I claimed to be "GUILTY" (had been practicing witchcraft?) just to see what would happen, and lo and behold, half the town is afraid I will cause terrible things to happen if I make eye contact with them.
*Shakes head sadly*
I live in a pretty conservative area, but even we have enough oddballs (i say that with the upmost respect, of course) to keep each other company. Also, intelligence is somewhat respected here. If I had to guess, I’d say you live in either Mississippi, Alabama or Arkansas.

I just tend to be a bit of an eccentric.

You rich? Cause' if you're rich you're eccentric but if you're poor you're crazy.

I think I have the most awkward face and body of anybody... ever. I have no idea what genetics a person has to have to get to look like me, but they're probably the wrong ones.

People either think I'm the most beautiful person they've ever seen or totally hideous when they meet me in the flesh. I dunno. I'll never figure that out either.

You rich? Cause' if you're rich your eccentric but if you're poor you're crazy.
LOL. I'm both. Mostly crazy though, but leaning eccentric.

I think I have the most awkward face and body of anybody... ever. I have no idea what genetics a person has to have to get to look like me, but they're probably the wrong ones.

People either think I'm the most beautiful person they've ever seen or totally hideous when they meet me in the flesh. I dunno. I'll never figure that out either.

Well lets see some pictures then!

I think I have the most awkward face and body of anybody... ever. I have no idea what genetics a person has to have to get to look like me, but they're probably the wrong ones.

People either think I'm the most beautiful person they've ever seen or totally hideous when they meet me in the flesh. I dunno. I'll never figure that out either.
I don't think I will, either, or any other NSers, as none of them have ever met you to my knowledge...

Will you go out with me?
Probably would.

Also, intelligence is somewhat respected here. If I had to guess, I’d say you live in either Mississippi, Alabama or Arkansas.
Intelligence is NOT respected here. At all. In fact, it's the other way around; smart people are generally considered to be useless. I spent the first fourteen years of my life going out of my way to prove that I was a moron just to stay alive. It's North Dakota.


You rich? Cause' if you're rich your eccentric but if you're poor you're crazy.
I wouldn't say RICH, but I'd guess my parents are worth over a million easily. Upper middle class.

Well lets see some pictures then!
Good idea.

Probably would.
*waits until afterwards to explain that he was joking*


Intelligence is NOT respected here. At all. In fact, it's the other way around; smart people are generally considered to be useless. I spent the first fourteen years of my life going out of my way to prove that I was a moron just to stay alive. It's North Dakota. Oh Mod, I know places like that. You used to have to be an idiot my one of my schools in order to be popular. Of course, since I moved to high school, the smart kids are more respected because they tutor their less intelligent comrades-in-arms, etc. I, of course, had an A average but was not smart enough to do that, which is part of why I'm still a social outcast in my senior year.

I wouldn't say RICH, but I'd guess my parents are worth over a million easily. Upper middle class.

LOL. Then you're well within the realm of the upper class of society.

BistroLand, don't mess with Fass. He and his Homosexual minions will totally fuck you up!

I have minions? Good. My evil machinations can finally start to take shape...

Someone's being a major grammar bitch tonight.

Only tonight? I must be slipping.

I have minions? Good. My evil machinations can finally start to take shape...
Had, Fass. The Evil Sadistic Emotionless Asexuals of D00M passed through the area a few hours ago. To my knowledge, the three that are still alive are still lying chained to the bloodstained walls, begging for death rather than the horrific wounds that remain gouged into their bodies...

Had, Fass. The Evil Sadistic Emotionless Asexuals of D00M passed through the area a few hours ago. To my knowledge, the three that are still alive are still lying chained to the bloodstained walls, begging for death rather than the horrific wounds that remain gouged into their bodies...

Pfft. All other sexualities are powerless against homosexuality. Everyone knows that.

ROFLMAO! Good comeback, oh infinitely wise one! :D

Well, I must praise and thank you for an excellent setup.

Intelligence is NOT respected here. At all. In fact, it's the other way around; smart people are generally considered to be useless. I spent the first fourteen years of my life going out of my way to prove that I was a moron just to stay alive. It's North Dakota.
What the hell? Consults voting record… 61% for Bush. That’s higher than every state but Mormonland (Utah and Idaho), Wyoming and Nebraska. North Dakota sucks big, hairy, gangrenous monkey balls.

Here I am! (http://www.geocities.com/theanimeniche/small24.jpg)

Apologies for the graininess, photo taken with my shoddy digital camera.

Pfft. All other sexualities are powerless against homosexuality. Everyone knows that.
Asexuality isn't even a sexuality. :rolleyes:

Even homosexuals still feel something for their partners. We feel nothing for anyone. We can kill at our leisure. In fact, we won't hesitate to utterly mangle, decapitate, murder, destroy, annihilate, vaporize, liquidate, injure, maim, cripple, oxidize, or generally kill in 6000+ other ways any enemies.

Here I am! (http://www.geocities.com/theanimeniche/small24.jpg)

Apologies for the graininess, photo taken with my shoddy digital camera.
Well, I....


....er....


I'm starting to consider my earlier half-joking statement more seriously...

Asexuality isn't even a sexuality. :rolleyes:

Yes, it is. It's one of denial.

Even homosexuals still feel something for their partners. We feel nothing for anyone. We can kill at our leisure. In fact, we won't hesitate to utterly mangle, decapitate, murder, destroy, annihilate, vaporize, liquidate, injure, maim, cripple, oxidize, or generally kill in 6000+ other ways any enemies.

And all we need to do to neutralise you is shag you. No match, really.

Asexuality isn't even a sexuality. :rolleyes:

Even homosexuals still feel something for their partners. We feel nothing for anyone. We can kill at our leisure. In fact, we won't hesitate to utterly mangle, decapitate, murder, destroy, annihilate, vaporize, liquidate, injure, maim, cripple, oxidize, or generally kill in 6000+ other ways any enemies.
One can be heterosexual and still be able to do those things. *Points at self.*
Here I am!

Apologies for the graininess, photo taken with my shoddy digital camera
Are all the guys where you live castrated or just gay?

Here I am! (http://www.geocities.com/theanimeniche/small24.jpg)

Apologies for the graininess, photo taken with my shoddy digital camera.

You look like a deactivated android. A lovely one. ;)

What the hell? Consults voting record… 61% for Bush. That’s higher than every state but Mormonland (Utah and Idaho), Wyoming and Nebraska. North Dakota sucks big, hairy, gangrenous monkey balls.

Bush isn't conservative enough for them.

I don't think we've had anything but Republicans in the governor's mansion or holding any important state governmental positions. Ever.

Seriously. Our school has a whole bunch of people that attend the "Walk for Life" march in DC every year. They claim that Bush has betrayed them by not making abortion legal... I don't think they realise that he doesn't actually have the power to do that.

Of course, I'm pro-choice, another strike against me in hicksville. :rolleyes:
I didn't think it would be, I was just like, "Really? Oh, well, I guess I'm pro-choice," one day in the locker room, and suddenly... I was the BABY KILLER! People threw food at me and shouted at me that I was the BABY KILLER! Nobody spoke to me for probably the next two weeks except to tell me that Jesus didn't like Baby Killers or that I wouldn't exist if mommy hadn't chosen life. I guess having grown up in a house where EVERYONE is pro-choice, I hadn't thought it would be a big deal. Oops. Never piss off the Left Behind readers. They will tell God to make your life suck. I guess.

And all we need to do to neutralise you is shag you. No match, really.
But we resist...

One can be heterosexual and still be able to do those things. *Points at self.*
True, but you still actually care about something. I'm an anarchist and a nihilist in addition to being 98.75% asexual.

You look like a deactivated android. A lovely one.

I like that one. :fluffle:

But we resist...

True, but you still actually care about something. I'm an anarchist and a nihilist in addition to being 98.75% asexual.

Big Brother is watching you...

Bush isn't conservative enough for them.

I don't think we've had anything but Republicans in the governor's mansion or holding any important state governmental positions. Ever.

Seriously. Our school has a whole bunch of people that attend the "Walk for Life" march in DC every year. They claim that Bush has betrayed them by not making abortion legal... I don't think they realise that he doesn't actually have the power to do that.

Of course, I'm pro-choice, another strike against me in hicksville. :rolleyes:
I didn't think it would be, I was just like, "Really? Oh, well, I guess I'm pro-choice," one day in the locker room, and suddenly... I was the BABY KILLER! People threw food at me and shouted at me that I was the BABY KILLER! Nobody spoke to me for probably the next two weeks except to tell me that Jesus didn't like Baby Killers or that I wouldn't exist if mommy hadn't chosen life. I guess having grown up in a house where EVERYONE is pro-choice, I hadn't thought it would be a big deal. Oops. Never piss off the Left Behind readers. They will tell God to make your life suck. I guess.I wonder how much it takes for them to realize that pro-choice doesn't mean anti-life. :rolleyes:

It sounds like just the kind of place NR or Commando would feel at home in, although I suspect they'd be far too conservative for the town, themselves.

Big Brother is watching you...
Yes, and I'm also on all those posters hung up around the city. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength!

I think we've kinda jacked this thread. XD

Back to talking about women's bodies, then? ;)

Here I am! (http://www.geocities.com/theanimeniche/small24.jpg)

Apologies for the graininess, photo taken with my shoddy digital camera.
The other 1.25% of me is just wondering...

How old are you, are you single, and is there an airport reasonably near your house?

Bush isn't conservative enough for them.

I don't think we've had anything but Republicans in the governor's mansion or holding any important state governmental positions. Ever.

Seriously. Our school has a whole bunch of people that attend the "Walk for Life" march in DC every year. They claim that Bush has betrayed them by not making abortion legal... I don't think they realise that he doesn't actually have the power to do that.

Of course, I'm pro-choice, another strike against me in hicksville. :rolleyes:
I didn't think it would be, I was just like, "Really? Oh, well, I guess I'm pro-choice," one day in the locker room, and suddenly... I was the BABY KILLER! People threw food at me and shouted at me that I was the BABY KILLER! Nobody spoke to me for probably the next two weeks except to tell me that Jesus didn't like Baby Killers or that I wouldn't exist if mommy hadn't chosen life. I guess having grown up in a house where EVERYONE is pro-choice, I hadn't thought it would be a big deal. Oops. Never piss off the Left Behind readers. They will tell God to make your life suck. I guess.
Then why the hell does my state of Texas get the reputaion for being ultra conservative? We have plenty of Democrats and nobody cares that I am pro-choice. We’re also one of the few states with a relatively significant number of libertarian Republicans and Libertarian party members. Why don’t people make fun of North Dakota when they mock conservative Americans?

I think we've kinda jacked this thread. XD

Back to talking about women's bodies, then? ;)
I might as well leave then. I can't particularly describe the "ideal" type, because I have yet to meet the "ideal" person... I don't imagine people in "types". There are a number of people who could fit the same "ideal" type and yet I wouldn't be attracted to them, where I would be to others.

Here I am! (http://www.geocities.com/theanimeniche/small24.jpg)

Apologies for the graininess, photo taken with my shoddy digital camera.

You are gorgeous in your graininess. Those guys must be out of their minds!
Wish I was back in H.S.!

Wow!

Then why the hell does my state of Texas get the reputaion for being ultra conservative? We have plenty of Democrats and nobody cares that I am pro-choice. We’re also one of the few states with a relatively significant number of libertarian Republicans and Libertarian party members. Why don’t people make fun of North Dakota when they mock conservative Americans?
Name three conservative U.S. Presidents from North Dakota.

Well, I must praise and thank you for an excellent setup.
LOL! Um .... wait ... ! :D

I'm fifteen and have been attempting to find a date to homecoming with no luck whatsoever. We can safely assume I will probably go dateless and spend the night trying to find new and interesting purposes for glowstix instead of dancing.

EDIT: People could mock North Dakota, but it's senseless. We're so pathetic that it is self-evident. When I go travelling, I tell people I'm from North Dakota, and they either think it's a part of Canada or that the area is still inhabited by Plains Indians living in teepees and spearing buffalo for food. Trust me. I could prove it. I take a video camera with me when I go on trips.

Your photo looks hot, but how tall are you?

You look like you're about 5'3.

I'm fifteen and have been attempting to find a date to homecoming with no luck whatsoever. We can safely assume I will probably go dateless and spend the night trying to find new and interesting purposes for glowstix instead of dancing.

How can you not find a date? You're smoking hot and you have big tits.

Well, back to women...
I tend to go for more athletic woman, or at least woman with a more athletic body. Slender, tanned legs, that are at least somewhat muscular. A small, tight rear. Skinny with a flat stomach. Smaller chest (im a traitor, i know). Slender, non-scarily muscular while still being muscular arms. And of course a beautiful face with brown or blonde longer hair. Blue eyes are preferred but not necessary.

5'8 ( im MUCH taller ) curvy, huge tits that look like shes gonna fall over, and a very, very cold sense of humor. :rolleyes: :)
First person here who isn't lieing.

*waits until afterwards to explain that he was joking*
Oh Mod, I know places like that. You used to have to be an idiot my one of my schools in order to be popular. Of course, since I moved to high school, the smart kids are more respected because they tutor their less intelligent comrades-in-arms, etc. I, of course, had an A average but was not smart enough to do that, which is part of why I'm still a social outcast in my senior year.
Never had to say I was dumb to be popular. I used to hang out with the most popular kids in my school. I chose to hang out with the slightly less popular kids because a)alot of them are smart enough to get into my classes and b)they are much more interesting people (they don't talk about snowboarding or pot every day).

Pfft. All other sexualities are powerless against homosexuality. Everyone knows that.
You could never defeat the heterosexuals. We can reproduce.
I think we've kinda jacked this thread. XD

Back to talking about women's bodies, then?
OK. I like skinny women, belowaverage-average height. Not flat, but doesn't have huge breasts (they look so fake).

Bush isn't conservative enough for them.

I don't think we've had anything but Republicans in the governor's mansion or holding any important state governmental positions. Ever.

Seriously. Our school has a whole bunch of people that attend the "Walk for Life" march in DC every year. They claim that Bush has betrayed them by not making abortion legal... I don't think they realise that he doesn't actually have the power to do that.

Of course, I'm pro-choice, another strike against me in hicksville. :rolleyes:
I didn't think it would be, I was just like, "Really? Oh, well, I guess I'm pro-choice," one day in the locker room, and suddenly... I was the BABY KILLER! People threw food at me and shouted at me that I was the BABY KILLER! Nobody spoke to me for probably the next two weeks except to tell me that Jesus didn't like Baby Killers or that I wouldn't exist if mommy hadn't chosen life. I guess having grown up in a house where EVERYONE is pro-choice, I hadn't thought it would be a big deal. Oops. Never piss off the Left Behind readers. They will tell God to make your life suck. I guess.
I live in the absolute middle of the Bible Belt. I use to be a sunday school teacher myself, until I came to my senses. :D

I just LOVE it when the proselytizers come by! I almost always know the Bible better than they do and invariably ask the most embarrasing questions. My favorite: Did Jesus go door to door? :D

Name three conservative U.S. Presidents from North Dakota.
Name three from Texas.

I'm fifteen and have been attempting to find a date to homecoming with no luck whatsoever. We can safely assume I will probably go dateless and spend the night trying to find new and interesting purposes for glowstix instead of dancing.
That would make you a little bit younger than me then, and only about... *takes out ruler* ... 96 billion light-years away. (I make my home in the Teranis-Akarid Universe.) It's not all too far... but I don't think I have any time in recent days anyway for such earthly matters.

That would make you a little bit younger than me then, and only about... *takes out ruler* ... 96 billion light-years away. (I make my home in the Teranis-Akarid Universe.) It's not all too far... but I don't think I have any time in recent days anyway for such earthly matters.

Why are you trying to impress girls with nerdness?

Name three from Texas.
George W. Bush (yes he's technically from Connecticut but lives there so whatever), George H.W. Bush...uh, I know there's one more but can't remember which one it is... I'm tired, I guess.

Here I am! (http://www.geocities.com/theanimeniche/small24.jpg)

Apologies for the graininess, photo taken with my shoddy digital camera.
An intellectual blonde! :eek:

I KNEW there were still a few of you left! :D

Why are you trying to impress girls with nerdness?"Trying to impress"? "Nerdness"? What kind of nonsense is that?

George W. Bush (yes he's technically from Connecticut but lives there so whatever), George H.W. Bush...uh, I know there's one more but can't remember which one it is... I'm tired, I guess.
Lyndon Baynes Johnson

EDIT: Oh ... he said Republican Presidents! DUH!

How can you not find a date? You're smoking hot and you have big tits.

!Concur!

Your town must be :

1. Brainwashed
2. Gay
3. Both

How can you not find a date? You're smoking hot and you have big tits.
However, some people seem to find that physical beauty is not entirely all they are looking for in a member of the opposite sex... and that political/religious beliefs and socioeconomic status may factor in... :rolleyes:

I'm fifteen and have been attempting to find a date to homecoming with no luck whatsoever. We can safely assume I will probably go dateless and spend the night trying to find new and interesting purposes for glowstix instead of dancing.

EDIT: People could mock North Dakota, but it's senseless. We're so pathetic that it is self-evident. When I go travelling, I tell people I'm from North Dakota, and they either think it's a part of Canada or that the area is still inhabited by Plains Indians living in teepees and spearing buffalo for food. Trust me. I could prove it. I take a video camera with me when I go on trips.
Can find a date? :confused: Are you serious? Why?[/inflating Volksnation's ego]
Why would you want to be dancing anyways. It sucks.

People think North Dakota is in Canada? Thats embarassing.

"Trying to impress"? "Nerdness"? What kind of nonsense is that?

You were talking about light years and space. Most girls dont care about space.

Space=nerd :gundge:

George W. Bush (yes he's technically from Connecticut but lives there so whatever), George H.W. Bush...uh, I know there's one more but can't remember which one it is... I'm tired, I guess.
It was Carter. I’m sure you think of him as a conservative, but his fiscal policies force me to consider him liberal.

Lyndon Baynes Johnson

EDIT: Oh ... he said Republican Presidents! DUH!
Damn. Did I just mix up Carter and Johnson?

It was Carter. I’m sure you think of him as a conservative, but his fiscal policies force me to consider him liberal.
Carter? Try Georgia! ( or am I misreading the question again? It's late! )

I'm fifteen and have been attempting to find a date to homecoming with no luck whatsoever. We can safely assume I will probably go dateless and spend the night trying to find new and interesting purposes for glowstix instead of dancing.
Well, if you ever happen to come to New England and are in need of company... you can drop me a TG any day :D

!Concur!

Your town must be :

1. Brainwashed
2. Gay
3. Both

Why must my town be gay?

Damn. Did I just mix up Carter and Johnson?
Carter was a deeply left-wing president from Georgia, so I don't think he's the one you're after.

Was it Ford?

You were talking about light years and space. Most girls dont care about space.

Space=nerd :gundge:
BistroLand=Part of the problem.

Why must my town be gay?
He's referring to VN's town.

How can you not find a date? You're smoking hot and you have big tits.

If you have ever seen the anime series Excel Saga, you would know why. Because I really am just that hopeless and pathetic.

I leave this little area I've been stuck living in my whole life and random people ask me for my number. Here, nobody likes me. Probably because I have no interest in high school sports or high school anything, really. Nor do I care what happens in these people's lives. I have better things to do. I work, I blog, I get the hell out. I have a life, and it doesn't involve them. Unfortunately, they can hold stuff like this against me: that I didn't have a date for homecoming last year, snowball last year, and probably won't for homecoming or snowball this year.

Also, there is one other thing. The guys here are pigs. Male chauvinist X 10. Not going that low for a date. They can forget it. Not going out with the same people who trip me in the hallways and throw food at me and generally treat me like crap, either. They see that as arrogance; "she thinks she's too good for us". I don't disagree, but it's not arrogance. It's self-respect. Most of the people here have said/done things to me that, while forgiveable, I wouldn't go out with them on principle.

Well, I live in the good-ole state of Nebraska. The obvious majority of us are conservatives, but you don't see to many people in the extreme-right. People from outside states tend to consider us Bush-loving farmers. For my own purposes though, I would like for all of you to know that I do not know a single farmer, and I live in Nebraska and have for all of my life. The metropolitan area of Omaha has about half a million people...Although it is still fun to tell people while travelling abroad that we have to defend our ranches from indians on occasion.

You were talking about light years and space. Most girls dont care about space.

Space=nerd :gundge:
I'm not talking about space, and I don't care about nerdiness or popularity or acceptance. I am by no means a typical <age>-year-old. I'm talking about the Multiverse as it really is -- the way I talk about everything. That scares people. A lot. That's one reason I'm always rejected: I talk about real things people would rather not bring up. The philosophy of death. The intellectual meaning of something vs. its concrete meaning. The purpose of abstraction.

If you have ever seen the anime series Excel Saga, you would know why. Because I really am just that hopeless and pathetic.

Am I witnessing the birth of a new Tink? Ominous.

However, some people seem to find that physical beauty is not entirely all they are looking for in a member of the opposite sex... and that political/religious beliefs and socioeconomic status may factor in... :rolleyes:

If ignorance is shame, then they shouldnt come out of there homes. :p

I'm still waiting for the inevitable "Women: Body Types of Men" copycat thread.

If you have ever seen the anime series Excel Saga, you would know why. Because I really am just that hopeless and pathetic.

I leave this little area I've been stuck living in my whole life and random people ask me for my number. Here, nobody likes me. Probably because I have no interest in high school sports or high school anything, really. Nor do I care what happens in these people's lives. I have better things to do. I work, I blog, I get the hell out. I have a life, and it doesn't involve them. Unfortunately, they can hold stuff like this against me: that I didn't have a date for homecoming last year, snowball last year, and probably won't for homecoming or snowball this year.

Also, there is one other thing. The guys here are pigs. Male chauvinist X 10. Not going that low for a date. They can forget it. Not going out with the same people who trip me in the hallways and throw food at me and generally treat me like crap, either. They see that as arrogance; "she thinks she's too good for us". I don't disagree, but it's not arrogance. It's self-respect. Most of the people here have said/done things to me that, while forgiveable, I wouldn't go out with them on principle.

Do you have any friends in school?

Carter was a deeply left-wing president from Georgia, so I don't think he's the one you're after.

Was it Ford?
Gerald Ford was born in Omaha, Nebraska (what a great place). He grew up in Michigan though.

Am I witnessing the birth of a new Tink? Ominous.
We should write this down. Anyone have a pen?

I leave this little area I've been stuck living in my whole life and random people ask me for my number. Here, nobody likes me. Probably because I have no interest in high school sports or high school anything, really. Nor do I care what happens in these people's lives. I have better things to do. I work, I blog, I get the hell out. I have a life, and it doesn't involve them. Unfortunately, they can hold stuff like this against me: that I didn't have a date for homecoming last year, snowball last year, and probably won't for homecoming or snowball this year.

Also, there is one other thing. The guys here are pigs. Male chauvinist X 10. Not going that low for a date. They can forget it. Not going out with the same people who trip me in the hallways and throw food at me and generally treat me like crap, either. They see that as arrogance; "she thinks she's too good for us". I don't disagree, but it's not arrogance. It's self-respect. Most of the people here have said/done things to me that, while forgiveable, I wouldn't go out with them on principle.
I don't think you should go out with anyone until you actually want to, or find someone you like enough (and who respects you enough!). Peer pressure is stupid, imnsho.

Am I witnessing the birth of a new Tink? Ominous.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gerald Ford was born in Omaha, Nebraska (what a great place). He grew up in Michigan though.
Ok, I guess not.

Nixon, I don't think so.

Wasn't Kennedy.

Eisenhower I doubt.

Truman ditto.

Roosevelt ditto.

(And so on and so forth.)

I'm no intellectual, but I'm not a total moron, either.
I guess I used to do a lot with PHP and stuff, but meh... I quit with it a year ago or so. I am trying to learn Japanese, I like anime and manga, I like cosplay, I like pretty much everything Japan.

More than anything, it's not intelligence that I have, just DORKINESS.
If it is any indication, I'm still wearing ballet shoes from the workout I finished some hours ago (it's 1 AM), gym shorts, and a t-shirt my cousin brought back from one of her trips to Hawaii for me. Hair is unkempt, no makeup, just finished up looking some obscure word or other in the dictionary. Yes, a real dictionary, not dictionary.com. Real dictionaries pwn. Spent the day sleeping in, eating toaster waffles (one of the only foods I can make; only has had one kitchen fire making them, too), made a new version of a Gwen Stefani song that is actually MUSIC and not just some idiot in a recording booth screeching like a pained animal, working out, watching 24-hour news, playing with the kitties, and not doing my homework. Yay. Weekends are awesome. Wait, and I think somewhere in there I wasted some time playing solitaire and listening to Pink Floyd.

Ok, I guess not.

Nixon, I don't think so.

Wasn't Kennedy.

Eisenhower I doubt.

Truman ditto.

Roosevelt ditto.

(And so on and so forth.)
Ford is the only guy to be President that was born in Nebraska, even though he was never elected. Those are just the kind of things us hicks know.

I'm no intellectual, but I'm not a total moron, either.
I guess I used to do a lot with PHP and stuff, but meh... I quit with it a year ago or so. I am trying to learn Japanese, I like anime and manga, I like cosplay, I like pretty much everything Japan.

More than anything, it's not intelligence that I have, just DORKINESS.
If it is any indication, I'm still wearing ballet shoes from the workout I finished some hours ago (it's 1 AM), gym shorts, and a t-shirt my cousin brought back from one of her trips to Hawaii for me. Hair is unkempt, no makeup, just finished up looking some obscure word or other in the dictionary. Yes, a real dictionary, not dictionary.com. Real dictionaries pwn. Spent the day sleeping in, eating toaster waffles (one of the only foods I can make; only has had one kitchen fire making them, too), made a new version of a Gwen Stefani song that is actually MUSIC and not just some idiot in a recording booth screeching like a pained animal, working out, watching 24-hour news, playing with the kitties, and not doing my homework. Yay. Weekends are awesome. Wait, and I think somewhere in there I wasted some time playing solitaire and listening to Pink Floyd.
...I have a strange feeling I'd actually like you. It'd certainly be a first in world history.

*adds VN to Czardaian Inner Circle Candidates*

Ford is the only guy to be President that was born in Nebraska, even though he was never elected. Those are just the kind of things us hicks know.
You would! ;)

I know Ford was the only president who was never elected. Although some people have their arguments for George W. Bush.

I'm no intellectual, but I'm not a total moron, either.
I guess I used to do a lot with PHP and stuff, but meh... I quit with it a year ago or so. I am trying to learn Japanese, I like anime and manga, I like cosplay, I like pretty much everything Japan.

More than anything, it's not intelligence that I have, just DORKINESS.
If it is any indication, I'm still wearing ballet shoes from the workout I finished some hours ago (it's 1 AM), gym shorts, and a t-shirt my cousin brought back from one of her trips to Hawaii for me. Hair is unkempt, no makeup, just finished up looking some obscure word or other in the dictionary. Yes, a real dictionary, not dictionary.com. Real dictionaries pwn. Spent the day sleeping in, eating toaster waffles (one of the only foods I can make; only has had one kitchen fire making them, too), made a new version of a Gwen Stefani song that is actually MUSIC and not just some idiot in a recording booth screeching like a pained animal, working out, watching 24-hour news, playing with the kitties, and not doing my homework. Yay. Weekends are awesome. Wait, and I think somewhere in there I wasted some time playing solitaire and listening to Pink Floyd.
One question. Are you an asshole to random people?

Who's Tink? :confused:

I'm no intellectual, but I'm not a total moron, either.
I guess I used to do a lot with PHP and stuff, but meh... I quit with it a year ago or so. I am trying to learn Japanese, I like anime and manga, I like cosplay, I like pretty much everything Japan.

More than anything, it's not intelligence that I have, just DORKINESS.
If it is any indication, I'm still wearing ballet shoes from the workout I finished some hours ago (it's 1 AM), gym shorts, and a t-shirt my cousin brought back from one of her trips to Hawaii for me. Hair is unkempt, no makeup, just finished up looking some obscure word or other in the dictionary. Yes, a real dictionary, not dictionary.com. Real dictionaries pwn. Spent the day sleeping in, eating toaster waffles (one of the only foods I can make; only has had one kitchen fire making them, too), made a new version of a Gwen Stefani song that is actually MUSIC and not just some idiot in a recording booth screeching like a pained animal, working out, watching 24-hour news, playing with the kitties, and not doing my homework. Yay. Weekends are awesome. Wait, and I think somewhere in there I wasted some time playing solitaire and listening to Pink Floyd.

So you just made your hair, put on sexy close, and wore make up for the picture.

you're definately intellectual, I can tell by the way you're writing.

You would! ;)

I know Ford was the only president who was never elected. Although some people have their arguments for George W. Bush.
Although really I shouldnt say it over the internet, hicks is my last name, so i take offense/actually just kind of joke about it, when people call Nebraskans Hicks, cause I can't argue my case against that all to well. I guess some people could say Dubya wasn't elected, I would say he was. Maybe a court case ended up deciding how the election went, but none the less, it was an election that George W. Bush officially did win.
EDIT: I feel I can say my last name only knowing that there about hundreds of people with that name in this city.

Who's Tink? :confused:
Tink, or FairyTInkArisen, is (was in NS history) a NationStates player from Britain who apparently had too much time one summer in 2004 and decided to start playing NS, with disastrous results for all. Despite her low self-esteem she quickly became very popular on the forums, partly due to her physical appearance which a number of people (myself not among them) deemed attractive, and became the third Queen of NS General, a title which lasted her through August 2005, when she was finally banned for spamming and other heinous offenses and swore not to return. Tink accumulated a total of about 20,000 posts on the forums.

Who's Tink? :confused:

Self-proclaimed queen of General, and its female nerd magnet in a similar sense as you, what with being cute and posting pics of herself. One of the most, if not the most, prolific posters here.

So you just made your hair, put on sexy close, and wore make up for the picture.

you're definately intellectual, I can tell by the way you're writing.
LOL, no I'm fairly sure the picture was taken at a different time altogether.... :D

...I have a strange feeling I'd actually like you. It'd certainly be a first in world history.
Yay. :D

One question. Are you an asshole to random people?
No, only to people that have already done something to me that makes them deserve it. I always treat people I don't know with sincere politeness no matter what the situation is.

So you just made your hair, put on sexy close, and wore make up for the picture.
My hair is always like that. People tell me to cut if off, but... meh. Maybe someday I'll give locks for love a wig.
Those are my school clothes.
It was Friday night and my sister had friends over who wanted somebody to test out the new look in their fashion rag on; most of the time I don't wear much makeup, if any.

you're definately intellectual, I can tell by the way you're writing.
Nah. I'm writing exactly the way I talk, just like everyone does.

Tink, or FairyTInkArisen, is (was in NS history) a NationStates player from Britain who apparently had too much time one summer in 2004 and decided to start playing NS, with disastrous results for all. Despite her low self-esteem she quickly became very popular on the forums, partly due to her physical appearance which a number of people (myself not among them) deemed attractive, and became the third Queen of NS General, a title which lasted her through August 2005, when she was finally banned for spamming and other heinous offenses and swore not to return. Tink accumulated a total of about 20,000 posts on the forums.

Tink has returned. She's not left us yet.

I'm no intellectual, but I'm not a total moron, either.
I guess I used to do a lot with PHP and stuff, but meh... I quit with it a year ago or so. I am trying to learn Japanese, I like anime and manga, I like cosplay, I like pretty much everything Japan.

More than anything, it's not intelligence that I have, just DORKINESS.
If it is any indication, I'm still wearing ballet shoes from the workout I finished some hours ago (it's 1 AM), gym shorts, and a t-shirt my cousin brought back from one of her trips to Hawaii for me. Hair is unkempt, no makeup, just finished up looking some obscure word or other in the dictionary. Yes, a real dictionary, not dictionary.com. Real dictionaries pwn. Spent the day sleeping in, eating toaster waffles (one of the only foods I can make; only has had one kitchen fire making them, too), made a new version of a Gwen Stefani song that is actually MUSIC and not just some idiot in a recording booth screeching like a pained animal, working out, watching 24-hour news, playing with the kitties, and not doing my homework. Yay. Weekends are awesome. Wait, and I think somewhere in there I wasted some time playing solitaire and listening to Pink Floyd.
Another person bragging about how they are a better cheif than I am.

Although really I shouldnt say it over the internet, hicks is my last name, so i take offense/actually just kind of joke about it, when people call Nebraskans Hicks, cause I can't argue my case against that all to well. I guess some people could say Dubya wasn't elected, I would say he was. Maybe a court case ended up deciding how the election went, but none the less, it was an election that George W. Bush officially did win.
He didn't win the popular vote in 2000, and that's all that really matters imnsho.

Tink has returned. She's not left us yet.
She hasn't? I haven't seen her posting at all lately.

Self-proclaimed queen of General, and its female nerd magnet in a similar sense as you, what with being cute and posting pics of herself. One of the most, if not the most, prolific posters here.

When you said new Tink, where you refering to me. i know I've been an asshole resently.

Yay. :D iAgree there...


No, only to people that have already done something to me that makes them deserve it. I always treat people I don't know with sincere politeness no matter what the situation is. I try there. Not all too good at it.


Nah. I'm writing exactly the way I talk, just like everyone does.
Really? I don't exactly. I feel that in writing I am a good deal more articulate and eloquent than when I speak. Of course, that may be because I'm just not used to speaking.

When you said new Tink, where you refering to me. i know I've been an asshole resently.

So BistroLand is Tink? :confused:

When you said new Tink, where you refering to me. i know I've been an asshole resently.
No, we weren't to my knowledge anyway. And I don't know Tink to have been that much of an asshole except on a few occasions, none of which I'll get into at this time.

Self-proclaimed queen of General, and its female nerd magnet in a similar sense as you, what with being cute and posting pics of herself. One of the most, if not the most, prolific posters here.
She just had big tits. She wasn’t really that good looking.
He didn't win the popular vote in 2000, and that's all that really matters imnsho.
A few presidents didn’t win the popular vote, though not in 2000.

He didn't win the popular vote in 2000, and that's all that really matters imnsho.
Well, for some reason the Founding Fathers decided that the popular vote doesn't matter, its the electoral vote. And while I don't necessarily agree with the system, it led to an electoral win for George W. Bush. So I would still say he won the election, even if it wasn't via a completely fair system.

My hair is always like that. People tell me to cut if off,
Please do no cut your hair off.

So BistroLand is Tink? :confused:
No, BistroLand is not actually. I think if she's anywhere she'd be in one of the Paradise Club threads, but I know enough to avoid those now (warned by a fellow disillusioned NSer...).

So BistroLand is Tink? :confused:

I might be Tink, if you look in my post history 90% of my post are negative.

A few presidents didn’t win the popular vote, though not in 2000.
Also 1896, and 1880... and perhaps another that I'm forgetting, but generally whoever won the popular vote won the election.

Well, for some reason the Founding Fathers decided that the popular vote doesn't matter, its the electoral vote. And while I don't necessarily agree with the system, it led to an electoral win for George W. Bush. So I would still say he won the election, even if it wasn't via a completely fair system. The Founding Fathers believed democracy was bad because it could lead to anarchy, and a strong central government was important to the nation. BS, imnsho.

I might be Tink, if you look in my post history 90% of my post are negative.
You're not.

For one thing, you can spell. For another, you capitalize the first letter of sentences. For another, you add a period at the end of sentences that require them...

So, slender chicks with small chests and butts, and flat stomachs

I'm assuming Fass refered to the hot 15 year old as Tink because she wants a lot of attention.

Really? I don't exactly. I feel that in writing I am a good deal more articulate and eloquent than when I speak. Of course, that may be because I'm just not used to speaking.

I guess I've been doing varsity speech and debate now since seventh grade (probably another reason I am widely disliked), so I'm one of those people that can just get up in front people with a blank piece of paper and make it look like I'm reading them something really, really, important. It will also automatically be organised like it is based off of an outline.

Unfortunately, it's also that way when it's personal. I get the feeling that if I did have a boyfriend to break up with, it would go something like this:

I feel that we need to break up for two main reasons. First of all, you are supporting social cliques that that I disagree with. Either you are with us or with them... (Just in case it needs to be pointed out that Bush has said similar things about regimes that harbour terrorists many, many, times.)

I'm assuming Fass refered to the hot 15 year old as Tink because she wants a lot of attention.
Tink was 17 IIRC. Also, I don't think you could say VN is looking for attention, except in a kind of...well, weird way. :rolleyes:


...In that way, all of us want attention, simply because we're voicing our opinions here on this forum (and I've voiced over 5000, just look at my post count lol).

I'm assuming Fass refered to the hot 15 year old as Tink because she wants a lot of attention.

Right... I'm such an attention-getter. That's why I was just complaining that I wished my classmates would quit bothering me and leave me in peace with my six 24-hour news channels, computer, and toaster waffles? :cool:

Tink was 17 IIRC. Also, I don't think you could say VN is looking for attention, except in a kind of...well, weird way. :rolleyes:


...In that way, all of us want attention, simply because we're voicing our opinions here on this forum (and I've voiced over 5000, just look at my post count lol).

Should I go Dr.Phil on VN's ass?

I think I should.

I guess I've been doing varsity speech and debate now since seventh grade (probably another reason I am widely disliked), so I'm one of those people that can just get up in front people with a blank piece of paper and make it look like I'm reading them something really, really, important. It will also automatically be organised like it is based off of an outline. I'm amazing at writing essays, but not very good at speaking in public — I'm too self-conscious. Of course, once I get past that, people listen.

Unfortunately, it's also that way when it's personal. I get the feeling that if I did have a boyfriend to break up with, it would go something like this:

I feel that we need to break up for two main reasons. First of all, you are supporting social cliques that that I disagree with. Either you are with us or with them... (Just in case it needs to be pointed out that Bush has said similar things about regimes that harbour terrorists many, many, times.)
Lol. There we differ. I speak in a conversational way when I'm talking, and write in a literary/non-conversational way. I can make that distinction, I suppose.

Should I go Dr.Phil on VN's ass?

I think I should.

Dr. Phil? Isn't he a TV psychiatrist or something? :confused:

Right... I'm such an attention-getter. That's why I was just complaining that I wished my classmates would quit bothering me and leave me in peace with my six 24-hour news channels, computer, and toaster waffles? :cool:

Do you want my opinion? I just wanna help you.

Do you want my opinion? I just wanna help you.

Sure. I want your opinion on anything. Whether or not I agree is another story.

Right... I'm such an attention-getter. That's why I was just complaining that I wished my classmates would quit bothering me and leave me in peace with my six 24-hour news channels, computer, and toaster waffles? :cool:
Ah, but reverse psychology is in effect here. You really want the attention, which is why you tell everyone to leave you alone so they will pay more attention to you... ;)

<-- is interested in psychology. Obviously.

I'm amazing at writing essays, but not very good at speaking in public — I'm too self-conscious. Of course, once I get past that, people listen.
I'm usually really nervious when we do public speaking, until I remember only the teacher is listening to me.

Dr. Phil? Isn't he a TV psychiatrist or something? :confused:
I don't know, never heard of him.

As for me, my weirdness is that I don't watch TV, don't have a TV, don't play video games, never use my iPod, and only recently got convinced to use AIM. My sole contact with the news of the world is through NS.

Ah, but reverse psychology is in effect here. You really want the attention, which is why you tell everyone to leave you alone so they will pay more attention to you...

<-- is interested in psychology. Obviously.

Noooooo. I would much rather be left alone than be paid the kind of attention I get from my peers at school.

I'm usually really nervious when we do public speaking, until I remember only the teacher is listening to me.
LOL!

I've given presentations in my class and gotten A's on them, I'm fine as soon as I close my eyes and hold on to the table in front of me for support...

Noooooo. I would much rather be left alone than be paid the kind of attention I get from my peers at school.
I know. I'm just kidding. ;)

Noooooo. I would much rather be left alone than be paid the kind of attention I get from my peers at school.
I find that very sad. :(

I'm assuming Fass refered to the hot 15 year old as Tink because she wants a lot of attention.

No, I referenced her because she, too, is a nerd magnet.

As for me, my weirdness is that I don't watch TV, don't have a TV, don't play video games, never use my iPod, and only recently got convinced to use AIM. My sole contact with the news of the world is through NS.

I only watch the news. I occasionally play CS or GTA or something, but that's about it. I listen to music constantly. I've been an internet/IM junkie since I was in elementary school. I had a lot of older friends and contacts to talk to. Most of my cousins and relatives are older, so I would use it to talk to them.

I find that very sad. :(
Don't. There are a few of us like that. Me for example.

Sure. I want your opinion on anything. Whether or not I agree is another story.

Thank you. I might be a little offensive, but that is how I act online.

First of all: I sensing some triggers that you might be a lesbian. I don't see many other girls posting in this forum. And, this forum is about physical appearances of girls.

You seem a bit confuse. Nothing wrong with being a lesbians, it's the gays we hate and the lesbians we love. At least in my little world.

Secondly: I think the reason people look down on you in your school is because you have too many opinions and you use your intellingce too much.

Do more listening then talking.

Thridly: About the dance.

Don't ask for a guy to ask you out. Apparently the wrong guys are into you.

If you wanna a date, you must do the asking. Ask out the most ideal guy in your school for you.

I only watch the news. I occasionally play CS or GTA or something, but that's about it. I listen to music constantly. I've been an internet/IM junkie since I was in elementary school. I had a lot of older friends and contacts to talk to. Most of my cousins and relatives are older, so I would use it to talk to them.
Ah, yes. Friends. I always thought they were a myth.

I neeeeeeed sleep though... Especially if my parents decide that we must all attend church in the morning (they don't believe it either, and have no intention of going at all once gramma kicks the bucket).

i like women who look like men.

I neeeeeeed sleep though... Especially if my parents decide that we must all attend church in the morning (they don't believe it either, and have no intention of going at all once gramma kicks the bucket).
*decides not to quote some lines from A Midsummer Night's Dream*

Ok, I need my sleep too. Here it's 2:30 AM. I'll stop when I reach 5300 I guess.

LOL!

I've given presentations in my class and gotten A's on them, I'm fine as soon as I close my eyes and hold on to the table in front of me for support...
Ya the truth is hilarious, the only speaches that get listened to are ones like "Why girafes should be house pets instead of dogs and cats"

What about my opinion.

Ya the truth is hilarious, the only speaches that get listened to are ones like "Why girafes should be house pets instead of dogs and cats"
I know, who in their right mind would want to hear a speech on "Idealism and Compromise in Plato's Republic"?! :rolleyes:

Thank you. I might be a little offensive, but that is how I act online.
Not at all.


First of all: I sensing some triggers that you might be a lesbian. I don't see many other girls posting in this forum. And, this forum is about physical appearances of girls.

You seem a bit confuse. Nothing wrong with being a lesbians, it's the gays we hate and the lesbians we love. At least in my little world.


I'm bi, but you don't say that kind of shit here anyway, because my life would actually get worse. I couldn't ever go les. Too interested in guys. (As my collection of stuff with Billie Joe from Green Day can attest...) I was just curious to see what guys had to say about women's bodies.


Secondly: I think the reason people look down on you in your school is because you have too many opinions and you use your intellingce too much.


Well, what am I supposed to do, be stupid?


Do more listening then talking.

I do plenty of damn listening.


Thridly: About the dance.

Don't ask for a guy to ask you out. Apparently the wrong guys are into you.

If you wanna a date, you must do the asking. Ask out the most ideal guy in your school for you.


The most ideal guy at my school is a closeted GAY. I already tried that.

The most ideal guy at my school is a closeted GAY. I already tried that.

Then go for the most shy guy in your school.

They are usually a good suprise.

Then go for the most shy guy in your school.

They are usually a good suprise.
Yes we are, lol.

Yes we are, lol.

i agree.

Then go for the most shy guy in your school.

They are usually a good suprise.
I don't think so. That would imply that I actually had a chance.

I don't think so. That would imply that I actually had a chance.

I'm the shy guy too.

I think we're worth a try.

I'm the shy guy too.

I think we're worth a try.
Yeah, it is 2 against 1 so we win.

As far as body types go I prefere women who are either Short and voluptuous or have that hourglass figure. But since both those are rare around here [Probably a reason why I like them so much] I tend to just go for thin girls as long as they aren't twigs. I hate twigs...ya gotta have a little extra fat too you.

I'm the shy guy too.

I think we're worth a try.
I'm not just shy, or introverted for that matter. I'm antisocial, at times anyway. Of course, in under 5 minutes I can change from that to the life of the party. It all depends on my increasingly mercurial moods.

I'm not just shy, or introverted for that matter. I'm antisocial, at times anyway. Of course, in under 5 minutes I can change from that to the life of the party. It all depends on my increasingly mercurial moods.

Hint:

When you talk to girl, just ask the questions and let them answer. Since your shy, you wont be good at answering going towards you. Just give the most normal answers in questions going towards you.

And when they answer just say

aha
aaah
that's interesting
tell me more

They think you are listening.

Try not to keep a silence more than 3 seconds.

i think some women make really attractive guys. I love men, but butch women are attractive!

And when they answer just say

aha
aaah
that's interesting
tell me more

They think you are listening.

Try not to keep a silence more than 3 seconds.
Or you could listen to them...

thats what I like to do.

I prefer women who are tall and slender, but they need to have a feminine figure, with a thin waistline, nice firm breasts (neither too big nor too small) and a nice firm butt. I like the women who take care of their body.

Girls with a sexy stomach, drive me crazy.

I'd go for "average" the most, I think. Curvy is good though.

In sixth grade, there was something stupid I did that got some convinced I was practicing witchcraft; in a town of ignorant rural people that never forget shit like that, an accusation like that is social death. Of course, I didn't understand that; so I claimed to be "GUILTY" (had been practicing witchcraft?) just to see what would happen, and lo and behold, half the town is afraid I will cause terrible things to happen if I make eye contact with them.
What town do you live in, exactly?

Girls with a sexy stomach, drive me crazy.

Define "sexy stomach".

A bit squishy can be sexy. :p

Cute, small, and voluptuous, methinks. :D

BistroLand, you do seem to have a very twisted idea of how to talk with a girl. i hope you mean none of it.
also, suggestions about someone's sexual orientation after reading a couple of posts that have not explicitly hinted in that direction are neither appropriate nor rational.

oh, and on-topic: athletic, i guess.

How discriminating... why did you set up the poll only for men? What about us bisexual women? And lesbians? ;)

Hint:

When you talk to girl, just ask the questions and let them answer. Since your shy, you wont be good at answering going towards you. Just give the most normal answers in questions going towards you.

And when they answer just say

aha
aaah
that's interesting
tell me more

They think you are listening.

Try not to keep a silence more than 3 seconds.
I....see...

BistroLand, you do seem to have a very twisted idea of how to talk with a girl. i hope you mean none of it.
also, suggestions about someone's sexual orientation after reading a couple of posts that have not explicitly hinted in that direction are neither appropriate nor rational.
W00t. I'm feeling quite relieved.

I must say that I prefer the pear shape the most.

How discriminating... why did you set up the poll only for men? What about us bisexual women? And lesbians? ;)
just do it like me, ignore and post..i somehow can't see how a little typed word can stop *you* from saying what you want to..;)

W00t. I'm feeling quite relieved.

er..anything i can do for you, i guess. :confused:

er..anything i can do for you, i guess. :confused:
No, I was just kind of worried for a moment there that VN was....


...Nevermind. :confused:

ay, i can see clearly now.

Good for you. ;)

I'm temporarily out of smart comments, so I won't say anything.

Cute, small, and voluptuous, methinks. :D You just like them small because deep down you want power, don't you?

As long as they aren't 300 lbs. behemoths, 80 lbs. anorexics, or this (http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/104546.jpg), they're fine by me.
Was there any reason for namecalling? Im a larger woman and I am not a GODAMN BEHEMOTH!!!! and just so you know I had more men interested in me when I gained weight than when I was a size 10.

well,couldn't be long till you found another smart comment :P

You just like them small because deep down you want power, don't you?
Don't we all? ;)

You just like them small because deep down you want power, don't you?
Of course. :rolleyes:


I run between two: the shortish/thinish girl (minus the voluptuousness. That's just ick.) and the larger, curveyier type (the kind your italian mother would approve of, if you understand)

the kind your italian mother would approve of, if you understand)
LOL!

i dunno.."voluptuousness" (one hell of a word for little foreign me) is fine when in a not-so-slender woman..but i somehow feel big boobs and/or ass in a woman who is slender everywhere else to be.. not as good-looking.hmm.

I like the cute apple shape.

I just like, any'll do for me.

I have admired women with all body types.