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The Adeventures of Nak Nook

Neo Kervoskia
02-10-2005, 01:07
Nak Nook was a quiet child, he always had been. Whenever the other children asked for him to join in their games, he would always refuse them that pleasure. He would turn his back and stare into the distance. He rarely spoke, but he was not stupid by any standard.
One day he was staring into the distance when Joey, the schoolyard bully, pushed him to the ground. Nak did not cry, but simply sat up and stared at him. "What are you looking at, freak?", said Joe the Bully.
Nak said nothing, even when Joe began to hit him with amazing force in the stomach. Joe backed away to admire his handy work. There wasn't a tear on Nak's face. Joey was surprised and said, "What's wrong with you, why aren't you crying?".
Nak stood up and stared at Joey. Joey coxed his head at this spectacle. Suddenly, Nak's arms turned into razor blades and he opened his mouth to reveal sharp fangs. His feet turned into tentacles lined with spikes. Nak grabbed Joey and began to decapitate him. He ripped off both of Joey's legs and then ripped out his heart with his tongue. Nak removed his bones before devouring Joey's remains. Afterward he sat back down at his usual spot and stared into the distance.
Ritlina
02-10-2005, 01:09
well now, kervo, thats, intresting :eek:
Vetalia
02-10-2005, 01:11
Kind of like a condensed Lovecraftian parable on why you shouldn't pick on people.
The South Islands
02-10-2005, 01:16
O....K....

*backs away slowly*
Neo Kervoskia
02-10-2005, 01:33
O....K....

*backs away slowly*
But it's such a lovely children's story. It also has a moral.
The South Islands
02-10-2005, 01:34
But it's such a lovely children's story. It also has a moral.

Yeah, If you're going to pick one someone, don't pick on the quiet guy that turns out to have razor blades for arms and really sharp fangs.

Good lesson, NK...
Neo Kervoskia
02-10-2005, 01:41
Yeah, If you're going to pick one someone, don't pick on the quiet guy that turns out to have razor blades for arms and really sharp fangs.

Good lesson, NK...
It's funducation.
The South Islands
02-10-2005, 01:42
It's funducation.

Funducation?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-10-2005, 01:44
Yeah, If you're going to pick one someone, don't pick on the quiet guy that turns out to have razor blades for arms and really sharp fangs.

Good lesson, NK...
Hey, don't mock, this lesson would have served me very well, had I known it in Elementary. I mean, all the kids whose lives could have been saved had I or someone else told them this story before going to the Special Ed class and mocking Eddie McFUGGINGKILLYOU.
Neo Kervoskia
02-10-2005, 01:44
Funducation?
Fun education.
The South Islands
02-10-2005, 01:45
Fun education.

Ohhhh...Like Barney in a Mexican jail?
Super-power
02-10-2005, 01:46
Strange - you can abbreviate Neo Kervoskia as NK - you can abbreviate either the Nak or Nook of Nak Nook as NK too :eek:
Terminatorville
02-10-2005, 01:46
You should publish that in pamphlet from, just like Thomas Paine did with Common Sense, then hand it out to our young people.
Neo Kervoskia
02-10-2005, 01:48
Ohhhh...Like Barney in a Mexican jail?
Precisely, minus the sodomy.
The South Islands
02-10-2005, 01:55
Precisely, minus the sodomy.

Ahhh...The mental images.
Vegas-Rex
02-10-2005, 02:03
Ahhh...The mental images.

Wait, doesn't he have a tail.....? :eek: