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So I had lunch there today, when I happened to look up at the ceiling and what did I see? A Christian cross, the Star of David, A Yin-Yang, and a Muslim Star and Crescent.

Odd? I think so.

Hey...gimmie back my star...

Hey...gimmie back my star...
*adds new fact to the Colodia fact-board*

Maybe they're holy cheesecakes? In which case, don't eat them - something obviously happened involving a pun.

"Hey, what kinda cheese goes in the cheesecake?"

"I dunno! Swiss?"

they just built a Cheesecake Factory here. i havnt been yet, but i hear its a drug that is 100% addictive...

they just built a Cheesecake Factory here. i havnt been yet, but i hear its a drug that is 100% addictive...

Yes, the Thai Lettuce wraps are more addicitive than crack.

So I had lunch there today, when I happened to look up at the ceiling and what did I see? A Christian cross, the Star of David, A Yin-Yang, and a Muslim Star and Crescent.

Odd? I think so.at least they're trying to be all inclusive.

Yes, the Thai Lettuce wraps are more addicitive than crack.my first trip I had the Shepard's Pie....


damn, that was good....


I'm glad it's in a difficult to reach area (Waikiki... Aka: Tourist trap) else I'll be there every day.

WHAT?! no sigil of the flying spaghetti monster?! I am never patronising that restaurant again

So I had lunch there today, when I happened to look up at the ceiling and what did I see? A Christian cross, the Star of David, A Yin-Yang, and a Muslim Star and Crescent.

Odd? I think so.
It is quite obviously a conspiracy, but there is little connection to any religion that you might hope. Rather you were sitting at what will be the center of the musical apocalypse.
Think about it, lets start with the Yin-Yang, sometimes instead pronounced as "Ying-Yang", what else goes by the heading "Ying-Yang"? The Ying Yang Twins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ying_Yang_Twins), of course! A craptacular rap group that is neither twins nor asian.
Now, the Ying Yang Twins are base in Atlanta, Georgia, which is a fact that will make more sense later.
Now, the Star of David is similar in reason to the Yin-Yang in that it symbolizes (not Judaism as one may hope and believe), but David Banner. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Banner) Another craptacular rapper who once produced an album called Mississippi: The Album (he added "The Album" because he was afraid that the less than erudite, read all, of his fans would accidentally confuse his album with the state and then try to shoplift the entire state from their local WalMart), think about it.
Now, what connects these two states (geographically)? Alabama is what you should have answered, but you didn't. However, you probably slept through Geography and/or are a diry foriegner, so I won't hold it against you. 3 Driven Nails, a craptacular christian band, operates out of Alabama, think about it.
Finally, the Muslim star and crescent. In 1971, as Bangladesh (a muslim place that didn't want to be part another muslim place called Pakistan) sought freedom, Ringo Starr agreed to do a concert to raise money for those suffering the war. In return, he was told that he "would be the star, and the crescent would hatch" by some old guy who was probably drunk. The guy then proceeded to engage in the sacred muslim ritual of peeing on the shoes of people to whom you give prophecies, think about it.
Consider then, what he meant by the crescent. It is obviously a reference to the Phaon Crescent, a butterfly, that is native to Florida. The Butterfly is one of the many animals used as a sign for death and rebirth, as the wormy thingy makes a hard thingy and turns into a pretty thingy, think about it.

Now, taken as a whole, the meaning of these facts is obvious and ominous, think about it. The states of Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, rallying with perversions of religious symbolism, now siding with Foriegn muslims, who may or may not be terrorists, and bringing in Floridian aid and butterflies.
You have discovered the conjunction point, where this entire scheme will come together.
By assembling music so terrible and vile with corruptions of the darkest sort, they intend to tear open the bounds of reality, and let in a legion of darkness. Further, they have selected Ringo Starr to guide this legion that will reawaken the dread gods and bring back the Age of Pain, but this time it will be a different Age, so it will be the Age of Pain: Part Two: Electric Boogaloo: In Space: En Espanol!
Think about it, and you'll realize I'm right.
Keep thinking.
Just a bit more, you know I'm right.
Try some PCP, it might help you get there.

WHAT?! no sigil of the flying spaghetti monster?! I am never patronising that restaurant againbtw... what is the offical symbol of the FSM?

btw... what is the offical symbol of the FSM?

A pantagram made out of noodles.

A pantagram made out of noodles.ahh... then that's why. everytime they try and make one, it gets some sauce splashed on and served to some patron... :D

You just know Satan is involved... :D

You just know Satan is involved... :DPssst... Deviled Ham, Deviled Eggs, Devils food Cake... He's more than Involved...


he's the cook. :D

I don’t care if they’re part of a conspiracy. They have the best veggie-burgers ever. Not to mention the cheesecake. THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!