Blackbeard vs Rasputin
Santa Barbara
01-10-2005, 16:31
Blackbeard was a notorious pirate of the 18th century. He was fierce in combat, large and intimidating, and was shot 5 times and stabbed more than 20 times before he died.
Rasputin was more of a religious guy, aka the Mad Monk, and probably wasn't as good at fighting. However, let's assume his death was as they say it was: he was poisoned with potassium cyanide, shot three times in the chest, back and head, beaten in the head with a dumb-bell handle, tied up and dropped into freezing water under the ice. (Still trying to free himself.)
So, they get into a fight with no weapons, a fight to the death.
Who wins?
General Mike
01-10-2005, 16:44
Rasputin.
The Tribes Of Longton
01-10-2005, 16:51
Ra-ra-Rasputin!
Fixed.
Drunk commies deleted
01-10-2005, 16:59
Blackbeard. Rasputin will just take a very long, painfull beating before he dies. The only way he'd win is if Blackbeard dies of exhaustion before he's able to finish Rasputin off.
E Blackadder
01-10-2005, 17:00
Captain Edward Teach (black beard) would win hands down. He knew how to fight and was a big guy with a sword and pistols those aside he's got a pirates savvy ..rasputen was another huge guy from siberia..but Rasputen wasnt a fighter by trade, he was a monk
Santa Barbara
01-10-2005, 17:03
Captain Edward Teach (black beard) would win hands down. He knew how to fight and was a big guy with a sword and pistols those aside he's got a pirates savvy ..rasputen was another huge guy from siberia..but Rasputen wasnt a fighter by trade, he was a monk
Ah yes, but there are no weapons in this fight.
Still, I think Blackbeard would win.
The Tribes Of Longton
01-10-2005, 17:04
Captain Edward Teach (black beard) would win hands down. He knew how to fight and was a big guy with a sword and pistols those aside he's got a pirates savvy ..rasputen was another huge guy from siberia..but Rasputen wasnt a fighter by trade, he was a monk
Rasputin was a lover not a fighter.
No, seriously, he screwed around BIG time.
E Blackadder
01-10-2005, 17:05
Rasputin was a lover not a fighter.
No, seriously, he screwed around BIG time.
like the tsaress? or is it tsareena?
Pirates own. End of argument. :)
Drunk commies deleted
01-10-2005, 17:06
Rasputin was a lover not a fighter.
No, seriously, he screwed around BIG time.
Can you blame him? Russian girls are sexy.
The Tribes Of Longton
01-10-2005, 17:07
like the tsaress? or is it tsareena?
I think so - I was thinking more of the wild orgies he used to partake in with women married to high status russian aristocrats.
Michaelic France
01-10-2005, 17:36
Rasputin
Michaelic France
01-10-2005, 17:37
"Can you blame him? Russian girls are sexy."
omg slavic girls are the most gorgeous women alive!!!
Druidville
01-10-2005, 17:40
It's a tie. Blackbeard exhausts himself fighting the Russian Monk, who won't die. :D
Caronicilia
01-10-2005, 17:43
It's Czareena
Blackbeard... Rasputin's prodigious wang wouldn't save his life in the long run.
Dontgonearthere
01-10-2005, 19:11
like the tsaress? or is it tsareena?
Tsaritsa is the correct Russian term, most English speakers say Tsarina though.
And Blackbeard would win, Rasputin might put up a good fight, but he was pampered for a good portion of his life, Blackbeard was a real and true psycho.
Fist of steel against wang of iron?
Blackbeard.
Rasputin (as it has already been said) was not a fighter.
Btw Rasputin was not a monk.