NationStates Jolt Archive


Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen

Kodos and Kang
01-10-2005, 11:03
Not on tv in real life what has made you laugh the most
Kodos and Kang
01-10-2005, 11:07
One of the best things I've ever seen happened at a pool day my school was having, some kids were playing volley ball and the ball rolled away, a kid I knew picked it up and kicked it back, as soon as it came off his foot you knew what was going to happen, like in slow motion the ball curves perfectly a slams into the side of this girls face when she wasnt looking. I dont want to sound like a sadist but geez that made me laugh.
Liskeinland
01-10-2005, 11:15
I can't remember, apart from (not the funniest probably) a couple of weeks ago. Heard a wail from the other room - there was a broken toy aeroplane in the room and my three year old brother had somehow managed to get the front wheel stuck up his nose. :D
Kodos and Kang
01-10-2005, 11:17
I cant imagine the cause of that but you have to love the logic of a child
Liskeinland
01-10-2005, 11:18
I cant imagine the cause of that but you have to love the logic of a child He is my brother, you would expect something like that.
Kodos and Kang
01-10-2005, 11:21
Yeh, is it just me or does everyone find it funny when people fall over not hurt themselves but just take a dive.

And can you see a difference between a show like Jackass and Funniest home videos
Falhaar2
01-10-2005, 12:07
It happened three years ago at the beach. We had all gone on a road trip to Moore River, bringing with us our American Expatriate friend. He was from Boston and hated the outdoors, plus generally despised physical exertion, being as he was a skinny, wiry, pasty lad from New England.

Anyway, on the first day we set up camp and went to the beach, it was a relatively wavy day, with some notable swell. We all dove headlong into the water and started mucking about, my Yank friend heasitantly waded in to about knee depth.

One of my other friends, standing closer to the beach called out to him.

"Put your head under you pussy!"

Just then a low wave with a strong current swept past this person's ankles, flipping him over. My american buddy burst into laughter and turned to face the ocean.

His laughter soon stopped as soon as he realised that a massive wave was about one foot away from breaking directly on his face.

I'll always remember how at that instant, time seemed to slow to a crawl. A visible shudder ran through my friend's pasty body.

Then he was smashed under.

I didn't stop laughing for ten minutes.
Pure Metal
01-10-2005, 12:27
the super-nerdy annoying kid in our year at school was running down the english corridor, all hyperactive (as he was), a door begins to open in front of him, he narrowly side-steps it but the side pocket of his jacket gets caught on the doorknob... swinging him round the door and slamming him face first into it :D
now it wouldn't have been so funny if all these doors didn't have this little window in them, about head-height, so we could see the look on his face as it pressed against the glass :p
that, and the corridor was full of people.... all the more embarassing